They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
Adam Sandler Lyrics

Assistant Principal's Big Day [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and…
At a Medium Pace Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need…
Buddy [Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys t…
Fatty McGee [Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."…
Food Innuendo Guy Oh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I want to stew your…
I'm So Wasted Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?" M2: "I'm so wasted, man." Joe:…
Lunchlady Land "This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a…
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"…
My Little Chicken When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around…
Oh Mom... Can You Pass The Beats Please? Here Ya Go Thanks Hey Mom, Gu…
Right Field Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Tim Herlihy, and S…
Teenage Love on the Phone Richie: "So ya doin' good?" Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bo…
The Beating of a High School Bus Driver "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus…
The Beating of a High School Janitor "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."…
The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Performed by Rob Schneider "And now the severe bea…
The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher Performed by Adam Sandler "And now the severe beat…
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions…
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien "And …
The Cheerleader [Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voi…
The Longest Pee "Hey man, let me in there first" "Go ahead man, take…
The Thanksgiving Song "They want to hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "Thi…
Toll Booth Willie [Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchest…