The Black and White Menstrual Show
Amateur Transplants Lyrics

Anaesthetist's Hymn Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do While the patient i…
Beautiful Song My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that…
Careless Surgeon I feel so unsure As I cut you up I wonder what's…
Couples Counselling A What have I got to do to make you fuck…
Couples Counselling D I've got a broadband connection And a laptop with a Pentium…
Department Of Surgery Say hi to the Professor I'm your new House Officer And I'v…
Disney Time A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a…
Geriatrics Eight o'clock Monday Night at the bingo I finaly talked to…
Gynaecology Worried Lady, Came today she said Doctor I'll be blunt I'v…
I Am What I Am …
Information Technology Always waiting for stuff to load Makes a noise like it's…
King Of The Dead You wake up on morning and your girlfriend is dead You…
Libel Case Do I attract you Do I repulse you With my greasy Beard …
London Underground Some people might like to get a train to work, Or…
Medical School Finance I applied for a student grant, But the girl in the…
New Man Song I don't support a football team And I can't hold my…
Northern Birds Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas We…
Nothing At All It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night Your skirt…
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin Hello, thank you for listening! My name's Adam Kay And …
Phobia Medicine You would be mistaken in thinking I am scary Just because…
Psychiatry You just can't go to sleep until you've cleaned the…
Respiratory Clinic A I smoke over a hundred cigarettes a week But I never…
Respiratory Clinic B Short and thin and Old and Wheezy, Chronic Obstructive Lung…
Sheila's Wheels Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a…
Sleep Studies What on earth am I meant to do, coz I…
The Drugs Song There's Aspirin, Adrenaline and also Aminophylline Amphetam…
The Menstrual Rag Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots…
Well Man Clinic I tried in bed for half an hour Then I tried…
What I Went To SKL 4 Latin vocab, Capri sun, Making jokes about your mom. Playin…
Your Baby Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap between its…