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Amateur Transplants Lyrics

Anaesthetist's Hymn Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do While the patient i…
Beautiful Song My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that…
Couples Counselling A What have I got to do to make you fuck…
Couples Counselling D I've got a broadband connection And a laptop with a Pentium…
Department Of Surgery Say hi to the Professor I'm your new House Officer And I'v…
Finals Fantasy Everybody tells me I'll pass easily I've been working hard …
Geriatrics Eight o'clock Monday Night at the bingo I finaly talked to…
Gynaecology Worried Lady, Came today she said Doctor I'll be blunt I'v…
I Am What I Am …
Information Technology Always waiting for stuff to load Makes a noise like it's…
King Of The Dead You wake up on morning and your girlfriend is dead You…
Libel Case Do I attract you Do I repulse you With my greasy Beard …
Masochism Tango 2008 Oh I’ll never forget how we met, Dear On that specialist…
Medical School Admissions Your UCAS form was full of lies, You didn't win the…
Medical School Finance I applied for a student grant, But the girl in the…
New Man Song I don't support a football team And I can't hold my…
Nutrition Clinic A There's still a little bit of your taste, in my…
Nutrition Clinic B I'll sing about my favourite spice It's pretty hot, but it'…
Paediatrics You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a…
Phobia Medicine You would be mistaken in thinking I am scary Just because…
Psychiatry You just can't go to sleep until you've cleaned the…
Respiratory Clinic A I smoke over a hundred cigarettes a week But I never…
Respiratory Clinic B Short and thin and Old and Wheezy, Chronic Obstructive Lung…
Sheila's Wheels Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a…
Sleep Studies What on earth am I meant to do, coz I…
Urology Clinic A Desmond had a problem with his waterworks He passed a lot…
Urology Clinic B I've got good aim when I wee, I hardly ever…
Well Man Clinic I tried in bed for half an hour Then I tried…