Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan, aka Flo & Eddie were the two driving forces … Read Full Bio ↴Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan, aka Flo & Eddie were the two driving forces behind '60s US pop harmony group The Turtles. Subsequent to the demise of The Turtles as a complete entity in 1970, Volman and Kaylan joined Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention in the early '70s performing as The Florescent Leech & Eddie on a number of live performances and also participated in the Zappa film production and recording of 200 Motels. Shortening their moniker to Flo & Eddie they also released a several albums as a duo, including the self-titled Flo & Eddie and the equally self-titled album The Florescent Leech & Eddie. An eclectic pair of characters if there ever was one, Flo & Eddie also scored success with their syndicated US radio show in the 1970s and even wrote the theme music for childrens TV shows Strawberry Shortcake and the Care Bears.
They also created an album under the name Checkpoint Charlie. This album was made entirely from the sounds of toys.
They also created an album under the name Checkpoint Charlie. This album was made entirely from the sounds of toys.
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Illegal, Immoral and Fattening
Flo & Eddie Lyrics
Cheap Gray walls divided into building blocks If one falls they al…
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Rebecca Met you, brushing your hair with the wind Riding your bik…
Fran Dawes
Everything we say is true
Cause we'd never lie to you
Yes we're punks and we're not even acting.
It's the blind leading the blind
But you kids don't seem to mind
We're illegal immoral and fattening
And all the things we thinks are cool
They all tell us we can't do
When's the last time you saw one of them start laughing?
So we advocate good times
Throw your consciences aside
Be illegal immoral and fattening
Illegal - We won't break, just bend the law
Immoral - Use your body that's what it's for
And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate.
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies!
Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll...
Well you've heard it all before
Gurus at your door
With another phony plan to clear your head up
BUT WE WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN..
And if we do we'll tell you when
We're illegal immoral and fed up
Illegal - Watch out for the man in blue
Immoral - Gotta get ...????? followin' you
And fattening - You can gain some weight. You can learn to hate.
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies!
Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, Yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll...
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