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Fake I.D.
Joyce Manor Lyrics

Tell me what more could she want to be
A super hot friend with a fake I.D
She takes off her clothes and hands them to me
And what she did next I could not believe

Don't be fooled
The first two hours ruled
But then she seduced
Herself out of her room
Singing, "what do you think about Kanye West?"
"I think that he's great, I think he's the best"
"Yeah, I think he's better than John Steinbeck
I think he's better than Phil Hartman"
"Don't you agree?"
Can't you see you're just like me
The man can do things
The rest of us can only dream of, baby

Tell me what more could you want to see
Try to calm down or leave it to me
Freight elevator, now we're really rocking
Breaking my heart going window shopping

Don't be shy
'Cause my friend Brandon died
And I feel sad
I miss him, he was rad


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Interesting interview questions about this song.

1.) What’s a moment in your life when you felt like a complete idiot?

-After I finished writing the lyrics to “Fake I.D.”

2.) What’s a moment in your life when you felt like the smartest person on earth?

-When I wrote the lyrics to “Fake I.D.” It definitely walks that line between so fucking idiotic and totally hitting the nail on the head for me. The song reads like a fucking Clickhole article or something, but there’s something about that was just too real, which I thought was fucking genius. I was like, “This is fucking stupid, I can’t show this to people—but also I have to, because it’s fucking great.”

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Hot Pepper Gaming

I don't get it but I'm still into it!


This is one of those videos that has little meaning to the actual song meaning (imho)

Josue Pineda

nooooo way im subscribed to you guys!!!

James Mememes

he likes emo c:

Xavier Victor

holy crap you guys are here haha.


First I see Hot Pepper Gaming commenting on a Modern Baseball music video and now a Joyce Manor music video. What is going on?! xD

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I think the point of the video was - you don't need to drink to have fun.

Eduardo Costa

Of coure you need..


that's kinda ridiculous though because it's showing that you instead need a vast pro-you conspiracy to occur instead, like an invite-by-pink-staircase-only dance-party in the back of a liquor store. which, since that never happens in life, most of us just drink. (post-script: alcohol funds probably pay for that party since it's taking place in the storefront and just because they show them dancing doesn't mean they're not all gonna get wasted after, or didn't get wasted before. c'monnn)

Sky Blur

@Jose They just called some kid "patriotic straight edge piece of shit" and I tought it was funny like a sataric band merch with that

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