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i have a little wank and i have a little cry
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics


A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum When I'm looking at a nudey mag When I'm looking at…
Carol Vorderman Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums I'd like to…
Feminine Itch Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OK But…
Have A Wank What do you do in the middle of the night When…
I Shit My Pants I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly But I promised…
Just Can't Get Enough I saw a picture of a naked man When all his…
My Mum Found My Wankmags When I came home the other day My mum couldn't look…
Soapy Tit Wank Watching TV the other day I happened to turn on 'Home…
The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They poin…
The Worst Thing in the World The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your…
Use My Arse As a Cunt I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I…
Wank the Dog I got him from the pet shop They said he was…
Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-girlfriend Who Died KUNT: When I was up the loft I came across a…


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