For Those About To Shop, We Salute You
Parry Gripp Lyrics

At The Bar You can hang out, you can jump up and shout You…
Baseball Is Fun Baseball, sitting in the stands, underneath the summer sun …
Beer In A Can We want beer in a can Always tastes so good Beer in…
Big Mamma-Jamma Aw, dang, looky there at that truck, come on! It's a…
Big Sale Dip-De-Dip-De-Dip- Dang-De-Dang-De-Dang- Dong-De-Dong-De-Don…
Blue Light Special It's a really good deal That you cannot deny The ultimate …
Bran Flakes You've got to crunch it, When you want to munch it Its…
Coffee Breath Well, you walk into a room and people run and…
Dippin' I'm living large, but what I want 'cause I'm in…
Do You Like Waffles? Do you like waffles? (Ya we like waffles) Do you like pancak…
Don't Wait Too Long Don't wait too long, 'cause you never know about tomorrow D…
Drinkin' A Beer With My Lady Drinkin' on a beer with my lady Only thing in this…
Drinkin' Time! It's after work You need a taste Go down to the store And…
European Football Yay, ho! Yay, ho! Let's score a goal! Yay, ho!…
Everyone's Dipping They don't know what they're missin', dippin' Waffles and pa…
Fried Chicken Fried chicken Fried chicken Fried chicken…
Golf Golf! Golf! Golf! Golf!…
Golf Is Groovy Relax your mind and tune into what's happening Now is the…
Got To Dip It! Dip [x20] You got to dip it! [x4] Dip [x5] You…
Great Nachos, Great Price We got great nachos, At a great price. We got great nachos, …
Health Food Store Yeah! [x4] If you wanna eat healthy, here's a place you…
Hooray For Santa Claus With his sack full of toys and a smile full…
It's The Greatest Deal It's the greatest deal, the greatest deal, It's the greates…
Leprechaun's Holiday All the clovers green and all the girls are pretty Every…
Life's Too Short Life's too short, what are you waiting for? Life's too shor…
Light Beer When you're moving on the go, light beer At the party,…
London's Calling Come ride with us on a double-decker bus, London's calling …
More Blades = Better Shave More blades! Better shave! More blades! Better shave! You …
Mouthwash Mouthwash Mouthwash (mouthwash) Yeah! Don't be a victim…
Muffler Shop When your car is too loud and you need some…
Nice Motherfucking Truck Nice Nice mother- king truck It's a nice mother- truck Nice…
One Donut A Day One donut a day, And everything's gonna be okay. Hey! Eat a …
Pita City Falafel When your stomach is empty and you got the hunger…
Say Hello To Your Brand New Favorite Pizza You've never had a pizza like this Sauce so delicious and…
That Ain't Fresh That ain't fresh [x2] Smells like a hot summer day in…
This Is One Hell Of A Truck This is one hell of a truck This is one…
This Sale Is Going To Blow Your Mind Awww This sale is gonna blow your mind This sale is gonna…
Time For Tennis Put on your shorts Unzip your racket Pull out your balls …
Truck Drivin' Man Early in the morning I'm out on the job I've got…
Waffles Are Outrageous Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-outrageous! Outrageous! Outrageous…
We're Gonna Kick Your Ass Today We're gonna kick your ass today, we're gonna kick your…
Why Do I Always Get In The Wrong Line At The Grocery Store? Why do I always get in the wrong line at…
You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here Well you ain't never drank no soda like this one…
You Can't Sleep So tired, but you can't sleep You've been trying, but you…
You Need A Beer Ba-ba-ba beer, ba-ba beer, you need a beer! Ba-ba-ba beer,…
You Need Our Cold Medicine Restless, you keep on turning, you keep on tossing all…