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Stephin Merritt Lyrics

And He Would Say... I'm not afraid Because I know You'll come again Through w…
At Madam Plum's Just outside this window Blood might get on your shoes Ple…
Behold The Lowly Centipede Behold the lowly centipede He undulates and wiggles To form …
Fan Dance Cha-Cha When it's time to do the cha-cha-cha Ain't no crime to…
Hail! Son of Heaven Hail, son of heaven glorious! Long life! a thousand more! …
It's Hard To Be The Emperor It's hard to be emperor And when it's hard, it's hard I'm…
Shall We Sing a Duet? I can't wait to make you my wife I've been waiting…
Sounds Expensive I would like fo you to have this emerald ring It…
The Collar And The Garter He speaks as sweetly as he can But words do not…
The Little Hebrew Girl The little Hebrew girl Heard her mother's dying wish "Don'…
The Little Maiden Of The Sea The little maiden of the sea Was not at all like…
The Red Shoes A bad young girl With hair white as milk Got witches' shoe…
The Song Of The Humble Serf Oh The humble serf ling zhe Whose lord sent him away Was …
The Storks (come, chum, from gum humdrum! Drum mum from some numb slum…
The Top And The Ball I was made, so they say In the burgomaster's shop By whom…
The Ugly Little Duck It was glorious in the country There were plants They were…
The World Is Not Made Of Flowers Though I will be your judge and jury Crushing your skull…
Ukulele Me! Ukulele mekulele How happy we could bekulele! Onekulele tw…
What A Fucking Lovely Day What a fucking lovely day Everything has gone my way All m…