The Alter Boys are an American band including members of the bands Dog Fashion Disco, Mushroomhead, and Unified Culture, as well as MTV's Jackass. They play in various musical styles, and released their debut album in 2005. They are currently on Jason Popson's label "Fractured Transmitter" .
Vocals - Todd Smith, Jason Popson
Additional vocals - Craig Martini, Mike Martini, Ryan Dunn
Guitar - Todd Smith, Mike Martini
Bass - Craig Martini
Keyboards - Matt Rippetoe
Woodwind - Matt Rippetoe
Accordion - Mike Martini
Vocals - Todd Smith, Jason Popson
Additional vocals - Craig Martini, Mike Martini, Ryan Dunn
Guitar - Todd Smith, Mike Martini
Bass - Craig Martini
Keyboards - Matt Rippetoe
Woodwind - Matt Rippetoe
Accordion - Mike Martini
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Pigs & Pineapples
The Alter Boys Lyrics
Ticker tape parades
Embalmed in napalm
A struggle for power
In the belly of the beast
Disneyland debutantes
Table dance for dollars
While Silicone soldiers wear Versace fatigues
And everyday I look I see the devil in the mirror
I′ve been blinded by illusion
Perfection can't be attained
That′s why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
Poison a chicken
And it will predict the future
Hellhounds and witches are sniffing at my door
Over the borders we've been trading human skin
And everyday I look I see the devil in the mirror
I′ve been praying to bleeding statues dining with these hungry ghosts
That′s why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
You′ve got a chip on your shoulder
There's a target on my chest
I′ve got a secret that I'm dying to confess
I′ve been blinded by the future
Present life cannot sustain
That's why
Ouiga we don't want to tell the future
Roast the pigs with pineapples and smiles and tenderness
Writer(s): The Alter Boys
Contributed by Landon R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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Dude 27th
I hope they let this songs stay on youtube now, it's always frustrating trying to share Todd Smith's work but not having any accesible platform to do so
Panic
Thanks David. We are among the elite few that remember this band
drummonkey21
I got to see these guys live back when they started and my old band was opening shows for mushroomhead. I've since lost my original copy of this disc. Thanks for uploading!
John Ostrunic
your not the only one who remebers them, Ryan Dunn Rest in Peace this was his band but you may already know that if so i apologize but it does explain why johnny did a shout out at the begining lol
David Kasper
Many of us remember them, but Youtube has been taking them down left and right. I am sure this will be gone soon too unfortunately.
illuZionS
i cant wait for their show september 7th in lakewood ohio. its gonna be amazing and probably one of our last opportunities to see them. they are so sick but i wish youtube wasnt striking them and taking them down
dragonforcecam
Its more the company who owns the record who is striking it down and then Youtube takes them off, because if the owners of it don't ever know its there or stop deciding to be dicks that's how it ends up staying up. I would imagine it's Rotten Records? the ones behind the reason why Dog Fashion Disco used to be so hard to find on here and other streaming sites, because they "owned" the intellectual property of the album because it was released by them. It's basically why they have done the rerecording of their older albums, so they can have them more out there for the old fans and more than likely gain new fans if they can be easily shown or find the music, it's also why there haven't been any remastering or such on those albums and the only way to buy a few of them is through the Rotten Records website, or in the rare case out in the wilds of a record store. It's actually really shitty to me because if the company has no interest in it or what have you, just give the rights back to the musicians so they can ya know, make money, new fans, just actually own the shit they put their hard work and effort into. No tho, the company has to keep them because what if they decide one day to do something with it? That's money they are just giving back to the people who actually deserve the money.
Jason Cracknell
I love this shit! Thanks to you. I appreciate it so much ❤️
Mex Zesty
Wow I swear I thought the clean vox were Mike Patton for a second!
Cataptromantia
Missed this. Thanks for the upload!