Plague Soundscapes
The Locust Lyrics

Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better Everyday I add to the list of people Who can kiss…
Can We Please Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? Genius or most genius? Uh, well, actually...neither. Cancel…
Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again What came first the chicken or the moron? I'd say the…
Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us What if I don't get a chance to go soon? What…
File Under Soft Core Seizures Chancrous syphilologist I'm not sure if you understand our k…
How to Become a Virgin They, the people Done like your dinner Taping fur to your b…
Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy Wrecked 'em? I don't even know him Liaison for the nervous Y…
Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas you were born with onl…
Live From The Russian Compound Cowboy lawman-found a cell Tore into it-as night fell Banke…
Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes 'White Nights' (Red Lights) Silent sirens Calm and brutal Ki…
Practiced Hatred [Originally by Crossed Out] His hate and pain Drowned in…
Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama Always getting a good look …
Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? Can you spare any (social) change After fucking every social…
Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears [Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh,…
Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form Such and such a hero Has done so and so Dick mythology…
Solar Panel Asses Give back those dirty plungers The trumpet players can't ble…
Teenage Mustache Want to stay young? Well abort now. Otherwise you'regoing to…
Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur Seemed like the right thing to do at the time But…
Wet Dream War Machine Stop talking politics Rephrase, Rephrase Hibernating phantom…
Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? No man of cloth -gonna go through my wallet No mercenary -go…
Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it) The sultry salesma…