17-Magazine
-----The Mission Statement-----
We practice on abandoned train pla… Read Full Bio ↴-----The Mission Statement-----
We practice on abandoned train platforms.. We use the homeless- turn them into zombies (yes, that is our work).. We are science fiction writers.. We smoke Bali Shag- because Bugler and Kite are always too dry-- Joker and Samson have stems and bird's eyes that tear through the paper.. We always give money and smokes to the homeless..
We cannot be trusted under the influence of whiskey--wine makes us manipulative--beer makes us silly and unconvincing.. We always dream as strangers watching ourselves and people we know.. We ALWAYS dream as strangers watching ourselves and people we know..
We should be models-- but our teeth aren't quite straight and clothes never fit us properly...
We love Latin women, Persian women, Mediterranean women. We love them long-legged, olive-skinned, dark-eyed, Daddy-issued. We never go looking for them, but they find us. They find us, and they come at us mood-swinging. They keep us on our toes...
We want to overthrow everything so we don't have to pay for anything...
We identify each other by way of a secret handshake called Delirium Tremens...
At work- we have employee evaluations. We are told our work is exemplary. We are a big asset to the Company. In three years we have never called out sick or been even one minute late. They express vague concern at the fact that we have never taken a vacation. We will be receiving a twelve cent raise...
At home- We open a hall closet christened 'The Evidence Room'-- micro-cassettes and mini DV's stacked in no particular order, a small box filled with scattered notes written on scraps of paper. We draw one at random. It reads:
YOU ARE JASSY PARDUCHI. YOU ARE A PORN DIRECTOR FROM THE 1940'S. YOU ARE KNOWN AS 'THE KING OF STAG'----
Outside a Hispanic couple fights like two dueling machine guns. They scream with life and we listen to them all night...
We practice on abandoned train pla… Read Full Bio ↴-----The Mission Statement-----
We practice on abandoned train platforms.. We use the homeless- turn them into zombies (yes, that is our work).. We are science fiction writers.. We smoke Bali Shag- because Bugler and Kite are always too dry-- Joker and Samson have stems and bird's eyes that tear through the paper.. We always give money and smokes to the homeless..
We cannot be trusted under the influence of whiskey--wine makes us manipulative--beer makes us silly and unconvincing.. We always dream as strangers watching ourselves and people we know.. We ALWAYS dream as strangers watching ourselves and people we know..
We should be models-- but our teeth aren't quite straight and clothes never fit us properly...
We love Latin women, Persian women, Mediterranean women. We love them long-legged, olive-skinned, dark-eyed, Daddy-issued. We never go looking for them, but they find us. They find us, and they come at us mood-swinging. They keep us on our toes...
We want to overthrow everything so we don't have to pay for anything...
We identify each other by way of a secret handshake called Delirium Tremens...
At work- we have employee evaluations. We are told our work is exemplary. We are a big asset to the Company. In three years we have never called out sick or been even one minute late. They express vague concern at the fact that we have never taken a vacation. We will be receiving a twelve cent raise...
At home- We open a hall closet christened 'The Evidence Room'-- micro-cassettes and mini DV's stacked in no particular order, a small box filled with scattered notes written on scraps of paper. We draw one at random. It reads:
YOU ARE JASSY PARDUCHI. YOU ARE A PORN DIRECTOR FROM THE 1940'S. YOU ARE KNOWN AS 'THE KING OF STAG'----
Outside a Hispanic couple fights like two dueling machine guns. They scream with life and we listen to them all night...
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