ASBO RETARDS
Formed from the ashes of P.B.D, C.J.D and Eviction Party, these four 'lads'… Read Full Bio ↴Formed from the ashes of P.B.D, C.J.D and Eviction Party, these four 'lads' sobered up long enough to consider playing together in a group. After booking the first practice under the name 'A Small Bunch Of Retards', the 'lads' made a terrible din that hurt your ears. Legend has it that they can actually drink as much as they want and still play live, except for Tazz... who can't!
The First gig went very well, well enough to secure their second gig with Peter And The Test Tube Babies... From then on the band have been in high demand due to their obscene and defamatory songs as well as their often chaotic live shows.
Rumor has it that Jamie has a massive wang.
The rest is pisstory...
Promo video for "Called In Sick" Standard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mYBkHOeus
HD http://vimeo.com/9544368
The First gig went very well, well enough to secure their second gig with Peter And The Test Tube Babies... From then on the band have been in high demand due to their obscene and defamatory songs as well as their often chaotic live shows.
Rumor has it that Jamie has a massive wang.
The rest is pisstory...
Promo video for "Called In Sick" Standard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mYBkHOeus
HD http://vimeo.com/9544368
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