Adam Sandler Lyrics

7 Foot Man We just wrote this song on the bus the other…
Assistant Principal [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and…
Assistant Principals Big Day [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and …
At a Medium Pace Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need…
At the Mall (feat. Kevin Grady) Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then…
Bad Boyfriend Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not…
Best Friend When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by…
Buddy [Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys t…
Bum Biddy Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey Either…
Calling Home I'm okay at basketball... baseball was more my thing.... We…
Camp Granada hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is…
Chanukah Okay This is a song that uh There's a lot of Christmas…
Chanukah Song I Okay This is a song that uh There's a lot of Christmas…



Chanukah Song Part II Put on your Yamaka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka …
Chanukah Song, Part II Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka T…
Cool Guy 1 SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good. GIRL: Thanks sean. SEAN:…
Cool Guy 2 -{The Sounds of waves crashing- SEAN:This is quite the c…
Cool Guy 3 -{Sean pouring champagne- SEAN: Yeah.Yeah.That's right.Ba…
Cool Guy 4 -{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}- SEAN: What's your n…
Cool Guy 5 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- GIRL #5:Hey,…
Corduroy Blues When I was a boy There was no limit on what…
Crazy Love You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot And all…
Creepin' on the Mayor Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town?…
Dancin' and Pantsin' When I was a young man I didn't like to…
Davey I'm the kinda guy who can't stand the holiday So I…
Dee Wee He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit…
Dip Doodle Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee …
Do It for Your Mama J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!" Jimmy: "Oh…
Fatty McGee [Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."…
Food Innuendo Guy Oh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I want to stew your…
Forgetful Lucy La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We l…
Four Years Old Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not…
Fucking Wasted Performed by Adam Sandler Transcribed by The Brave Raven.…
Gay Robot Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I'm gonn…
Goat Song I am a simple goat I live on the back…
Grow Old With You I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around…
Hot Water Burn Baby Father: Well Ryan, tomorrow's a big day. Your mom's coming…
I Wanna Grow Old With You "Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, movi…
I Wanna Grow Old With You ( [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're fly…
I'll Grow Old With You I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around…
I'm So Wasted Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?" M2: "I'm so wasted, man." Joe:…
Inner Voice I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even w…
Intervention Song We all heard what happened at the skating rink today When…
Joining the Cult [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, …
Listenin' to the Radio Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If…
Lonesome Kicker Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at…
Long Ago It all seemed so long ago Young and happy don't you…
Love stinks WHOOO HOO Cindy and Scott are newley-weds WHOOP-EE-DOO h…
Lunchlady Land "This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a…
Memory Lane Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen Transcrib…
Moyda Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his…
Mr. Bake-O I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not…
Mr. Spindel's Phone Call [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hul…
My Little Chicken When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around…
Ode to My Car Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of…
Oh Mom [Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?"…
Patch Song A won't a you a dance wit me at the…
Photograph Every time I see your face It reminds me of the…
Pibb Goes Surfing You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn't too painfu…
Pibb Tries the Skateboarding Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug a…
Pickin' Daisies What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's…
Piece of Shit Car Here we go! Piece of shit car I got a…
Prank Phone Calls [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo…
Real Love All my little plans and schemes Lost like some forgotten dre…
Red Hooded Sweatshirt My mom bought you when I was just thirteen The…
Respect Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat …
Respect Chant Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect…
Right Field [Russel:] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're b…
Secret There's something I know That no one else does You want me…
Seven Foot Man We just wrote this song on the bus the other…
Sex or Weight Lifting [Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and…
She Comes Home to Me Though I have been a fool for love I have finally…
Sid & Alex (telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it…
Somebody Kill Me Ok, I just want to warn you that when I…
Somebody Kill Me Please You don't know how much I need you While you're near…
Stan The Man Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY Son of Anna and…
Steve Polychronopolous I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your…
Sweet Beatrice Hangin' with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's…
Technical Foul If you're comin' from the street with dirty shoes on…
Teenage Love on the Phone Richie: "So ya doin' good?" Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bo…
Thanksgiving Song "They want to hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "Thi…
The Adventures Of The Cow Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi Transcribed by …
The Amazing Willy Wanker When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on…
The Beating of a High School Bus Driver "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus…
The Beating of a High School Janitor "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."…
The Beating of a High School Science Teacher And now the severe beating of a high school science…
The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish…
The Boss and the Secretary Louise? Yes, sir? I want ya in here right now! I'll…
The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions…
The Buffoon and the Valedictorian "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the…
The Champion [Donald:] Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for…
The Chanukah Song Okay This is a song that uh There's a lot of Christmas…
The Chanukah Song Part 3 Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents? Hel…
The Cheerleader [Sound of pom-poms] Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voi…
The E S Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet …
The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview [J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh…
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled o…
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson [Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet …
The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal Performed by adam sandler and jon Contributed by chris durk…
The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]…
The Gay Robot Groove Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I'm gonna go…
The Goat ADAM: I am a simple goat. I live on the back…
The Goat Song I am a simple goat I live on the back…
The Grandma Song Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pe…
The Hanukkah Song Okay This is a song that uhh There's a lot of Christmas…
The Hypnotist Performed by adam sandler and kevin Transcribed by big brot…
The Lonesome Kicker Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at…
The Longest Pee "Hey man, let me in there first" "Go ahead man, take…
The Mayor of Pussytown Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll…
The Mule Session My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma…
The New Chanukah Song Okay This is a song that uh There's a lot of Christmas…
The Peeper singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his hea…
The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie Holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be…
The Respect Chant Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect…
The Thanksgiving Song "They want to hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "Thi…
Timmy Tinyhole [Tweet] Best friend of mine, we're closer than close Somet…
Toll Booth Willie [Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchest…
Voodoo Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for…
Vöödöö Performed by Adam Sandler, Alan Covert, and Jon Rosenburg …
Welcome My Son Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to…
Werewolves of London Lyrics for: Werewolves Of London I saw a werewolf with a…
What The Hell Happened To Me Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for…
whore! where are you Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get…
Zittly Van Zittles Well, I had myself a girlfriend For almost two whole…