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One Week
Barenaked Ladies Lyrics


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It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink



As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 'til we say, "Wasabi"
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

Overall Meaning

The Barenaked Ladies’ hit song “One Week” is a playful and witty tune that captures the essence of pop culture and the emotions of a rocky relationship. The lyrics take the listener through a week in the life of a couple who are in the middle of a disagreement. The first verse sets the scene of the initial dispute, “It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said, ‘I'm angry.’” The catchy chorus, “It's been one week since you looked at me, thrown your arms in the air and said, ‘You're crazy,’” shows the couple's lack of cohesion while their communication attempts to bridge the gap. The second verse shows that humor can bring people together, “How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad. I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? You soon will.”


Furthermore, the song is filled with pop culture references, creating a fun-filled puzzle for listeners to decode. The lyrics refer to Aquaman, LeAnn Rimes, Bert Kaempfert’s music, Harrison Ford, Kurosawa's films, and Sailor Moon. The tune also includes comedic wordplay with rhyming verses that are often disconnected, hence making it challenging to predict what comes next. The choruses use the number of days passed as the main element in tracking time, adding a playful element.


Line by Line Meaning

It's been one week since you looked at me
It's been a week since you gave me a glance


Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
You tilted your head and told me you were mad


Five days since you laughed at me
You laughed at me five days ago


Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"
You asked me to fix myself and come back to you


Three days since the living room
Three days ago in the living room


I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
I understood it's all my mistake but couldn't voice it to you


Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
Yesterday, you forgave me


But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
I still have two days before apologizing


Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
Listen up and pay close attention


As I make you stop, think
As I make you ponder on what I'm saying


You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
You might think I'm Aquaman


I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I order fish but also love Chalet Swiss


I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
I prefer sushi because it's never been cooked


Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
I deliver rhymes with hot intensity like wasabi


Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
I'm all about value like LeAnn Rimes, so I go big


Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
Bert Kaempfert is killing it with the hits


You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
You try to outsmart me or stop me, but I still prevail


Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'll escape and take a false path


I'd like a stinking aching shake
I crave a foul and painful shake


I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Vanilla is my favorite flavor


Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
You have to witness it to understand


The vertigo is gonna grow
The vertigo will intensify


'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
It's so treacherous that a waiver is required


How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
I can't help but find you amusing when you're angry


Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Despite feeling guilty, I try not to grin


I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
I'm the guy who chuckles during a funeral


Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
You don't get it yet, but you will


I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a habit of being transparent with my thoughts


I have a history of taking off my shirt
I often remove my shirt for no reason


Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
You threw your arms up and called me crazy


Five days since you tackled me
You tackled me five days ago


I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
I still have rug burns on both knees


It's been three days since the afternoon
It's been three days since the afternoon


You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
You finally understood it's not my fault just in time


And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry
Now I wait for your apology


Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
Random phrase, referencing chickens from China


You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
You eat a drumstick and your brain seems to cease functioning


Watching X-Files with no lights on
Watching the X-Files with no lights on


We're dans la maison
We're in the house (in French)


I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Reference to the antagonist of the X-Files


Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Feeling panicked like Harrison Ford in some of his movies


Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Sting, I practice tantric sex


Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Snickers bars, I'm sure to please


Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films
Like Kurosawa, I make dope films (not really)


But if I did they'd have a Samurai
If I did make films, they would involve samurais


Gonna get a set of better clubs
I'll buy a better set of golf clubs


Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
I want the kind with small grips


Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
So my irons don't keep flying off on my back-swing


Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
I need to catch up on Sailor Moon


'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
Because that show has attractive, animated women


That make me think the wrong thing
That are provocative and make me have inappropriate thoughts


Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry"
You put down your arms and apologized


Five days since I laughed at you and said
I laughed at you and said it was expected


"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
You did what I anticipated


We realized we're both to blame
We both accepted responsibility


But what could we do?
But there was nothing else to do


Yesterday, you just smiled at me
Yesterday, you smiled at me


'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
Because we still have two days until we apologize


It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
We still have two days before apologizing again


It'll still be two days 'til we say, "Wasabi"
We still have two days before saying random things


Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Random phrase, referencing a stadium and its nickname




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Written by: Ed Robertson

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