Bo Burnham Lyrics

#Deep So, we're about halfway through the show So I think it's…
1985 He's a really cool guy He's got a cool shirt He's got…
3.14 Apple Pi Let's do it Yo, yo, yo, what's up Word to my n-words Do…
30 I used to run for miles I used to ride my…
A Love Ballad She got me with her look She got me with her…
A Prayer / How Do We Fix Africa? Let us pray Oh ah please don't feel like you can't…
All Eyes On Me Get your fucking hands up Get on out of your seats All…
All Time Low So, um Uh, my, uh, my current mental health is, is…
Andy The Frog Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy.…
any day now It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day…
Art Is Dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Art is dead Entertainer…
Bezos I CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos CEO, e…
Bezos II Jeffery Bezos Jeffery Bezos Jeffery Bezos Uh Jeffery Bezos …



Bezos III Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos Jeffrey Bezos Jeffrey Bezos Je…
Bezos IV I'm stickin' with Jeffrey (Jeff) Jeffrey Preston Bezos (Bez…
Binary Reality We live in a binary reality, we do It's a world…
Bo Fo Sho Walkin' my poodles, man it never gets old With my dogs…
Bo' Fo' Sho' Walkin' my poodles, man it never gets old With my dogs…
Camera Camera, camera, camera Camera, camera, camera, camera…
Comedy The world is changing The planet's heating up What the fuck …
Content If you'd have told me a year ago That I'd be…
Don How are you feeling? Do you like the show? Are you tired…
Eff Fuck the rules Fuck the game Fuck you tools Fuck you're l…
Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor When I say "Hey!", you say "Ho!" Hey! (Ho!) Hey! (Ho!) Th…
Eyes on Me Get your fucking hands up Get on out of your seats All…
FaceTime with my Mom Pour me a drink and clear my schedule I'ma FaceTime with…
Feel Good I just, I just want to feel good I just want…
Fictional Character Rehab Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for ficti…
Five Years Hey baby, uh, it's me Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's…
From God's Perspective (There's things I don't wanna be misconstrued in my act,…
Goodbye So long, goodbye I'll see you when I see you You can…
H-O-A-R Well I the girl for every high school guy, yeah…
Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare We've been doing a lot of laughing Which is good, uh,…
Hell of a Ride We've had a hell of a ride I said that it…
High School Party High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippi…
How the World Works Hey, kids Today, we're gonna learn about the world The worl…
I CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos CEO, e…
I F--k Sl--ts Sluts Sluts (It's not a role call but thank you) I fuck s…
I'm Bo Yo Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But…
Inside Trying to be funny and stuck in a room There isn't…
Intro This is Bo Burnham He's 22 years old He's a male And he…
Ironic My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put him…
Jeffery Bezos 1 CEO, entrepreneur Born in 1964 Jeffrey Jeffrey Bezos CEO, e…
Jeffrey Bezos 2 Jeffery Bezos Jeffery Bezos Jeffery Bezos Uh Jeffery Bezos …
Kill Yourself Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you ever felt…
Klan Kookout Grab a seat have something to eat Help yourself its alright …
Left Brain Right Brain Hello patient 24…
Look Who's Inside Again Trying to be funny and stuck in a room There isn't…
Love Is I love you like kings love queens, Like a gay geneticist…
Men & Women Men and women Men are like vows, 'cause they are easily…
Microwave Popcorn Could you turn up my headphones? Turn up my head-…
My "Little" Secret One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do…
My Whole Family Every time I go to dinner Seems like I'm getting a…
My Whole Family Thinks I'm Gay (Uh, thanks. Umm...welcome to my show; it's called, "If…
My Whole Family.. Every time I go to dinner Seems like I'm getting a…
My Whole Family... (Uh, thanks. Umm...welcome to my show; it's called, "If…
My Whole Family… Every time I time I go to dinner Seems like I'm…
Nerds I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a girl's…
New Math What's a pirate minus a ship? Just a creative homeless guy. …
Oh Bo I feel like hip hop used to be a voice…
One Man Shows I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian I hate that…
Poems I believe there is nothing more manily one can do…
Problematic I grew up as your usual suburbanite A tiny town in…
Rant All the seats at the Sunday masses Filled with the masses'…
Rehab Center Fictional Characters Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for ficti…
Rehab Center for Fictional Characters Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictio…
Rehab for Characters Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for ficti…
Repeat Stuff Bo [Spoken] Love songs used to be so beautiful... …
Sad (Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting…
Sexting Sexting (whoa) It isn't sex, it's the next best thing Sextin…
Shit How we feelin' out there tonight? Hahaha, yeah I am not feel…
Spider Spider, hiding in the corner Super fucking normal I ain't af…
Sunday School alright kids, welcome to your first sunday school class let…
That Funny Feeling I can't really, uh, play the guitar very well, um,…
The Chicken The chicken wakes up like she does every morning To the…
The Future Wake up every morning at a quarter to ten Like, "Am…
The Perfect Woman She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She…
Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than…
This Isn’t A Joke This isn't a joke So don't joke about it I'm takin' it…
Traditional Stand-Up We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be…
Unpaid Intern Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run I'm writing…
WDIDLN? (Yea Yea yea What the fuck did I do last night?) I cried…
We Think We Know You Thank you so much, I think that I probably should've,…
Welcome to the Internet Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that bra…
Welcome to YouTube Before Youtube I walked through life... And now I frolic. Yo…
What My show is a little bit silly and a little…
White Woman's Instagram An open window A novel, a couple holding hands An avocado A …
Words I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause…
WTFIGO I don't know what's happenin' I don't know what's happenin' …