Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Lyrics

2 Million Years B.C --Instrumental--- ------------------------------------------…
23:59 End Of The World 23:59 End of the world Central European Time A central…
24 Minutes from Tulse Hill If your conscience fails you we can be your guide The…
A Bachelor For Baden Powell Join the cubs See the world Pay your subs Meet the girls Sel…
A Nation of Shoplifters Yesterday on the stroke of three I gave my faith and…
A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb To the North of Katmandu there's tiny children sniffing glue…
A Prince in a Pauper's Grave In a bar Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Till he …
A Prince in a Pauper’s Grave In a bar Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Till h…
A World Without Dave Dave ran away to the circus To get away from the…
After the Watershed Exhibit F, the reporters said loved you to death after the…
After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) Exhibit F, the reporters said loved you to death after the…
Airplane Food When Harry met Bob Bob was an anarchist Harry had a job W…
Airplane Food / Airplane Fast Food When Harry met Bob Bob was an anarchist Harry had a job Work…



Alternative Alf Garnett As the temperature drops on the drunks out in Clapham I…
Always the Bridesmaid Never the Bride I propose a toast To the hostess with the most And I…
An All American National Sport I unpacked my troubles from an old safeways bag underneath C…
And God Created Brixton I walked from my baby's Brixton flat Into a riot I thought…
Anytime Anyplace Anywh The tequila sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is…
Before the War Of all the bars and all the pubs And all the…
Being Here Don't kiss me quick I'm about to be sick All over my…
Billy To die for his mother country Isn't every father's wish But …
Billy Smart's Circus To die for his mother country Isn't every father's wish Bu…
Billy's Smart Circus To die for his mother country Isn't every father's wish But …
Billy’s Smart Circus To die for his mother country Isn't every father's wish Bu…
Bloodsport for All ?Bloodsport for all?, said Corporal Flash And shoved me in a…
Born on the 5th of November There was November in your eyes There'd be no pennies for…
Bring On The Girls You can thank your lucky stars Of Saturn Jupiter and Mars Th…
Broken Down in Broken Town Broken down in broken town Call the lifeguard to watch me…
Carter Usm / The Only Living Boy In New Cross Hello, good evening and welcome To nothing much A no holds…
Ceasefire A husband and wife and a whore Bang, bang A family of…
Cheap 'n' Cheesy I've lost a truly special friend I swear I'll never drink…
Cheer Up It Might Never Happen Cheer up, it might never happen Drive-by shootings on the st…
Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen Cheer up, it might never happen Drive by shootings on the…
Christmas Shoppers' Paradise Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise Habit-dashery, needles, spoo…
Citizen's Band Radio Conspiracy theory Number One Jesus was a man from Mars The s…
Closedown If they dissolve the Royal Family What music will they play …
Do Re Me So Far So Good In spite of all you been told about Elvis The good…
Do Re Me, So Far So Good 1992, don't believe the hype Take a look at the small…
Do Re Mi So Far So Good In spite of all you been told about Elvis The good…
Down in the Tube Station at Midnight The distant echo - Of faraway voices boarding faraway trains…
England I was born under a wandering star In the second council…
Everybody's Happy Nowadays You dress me up, I'm your puppet You buy me things,…
Everytime a Churchbell Rings When bonny Clive was twenty three he took a dive from…
Evil He is the people's post and all the people know…
Falling on a Bruise You win some and you lose some And I've lost the…
G.I. Blues Both my arms and legs are torn to shreds my eyes are…
Gas Princess resuscitates drowning tramp Big business infiltrate…
Girls Can Keep a Secret Girls can keep a secret Can't they And they didn't know F…
Glam Rock Cops Call me old fashioned But I'm a little nervous about…
God Saint Peter And The Guardian Angel Kids are playing gangster wars They don't believe in Santa C…
Going Straight Picked up on suss for looking cute And thrown into the…
Good Grief Charlie Brown DEAR SON, There's no time for love Charlie Brown, and if I…
Granny Farming In The UK There's twenty five tunes on the visitors bell From Granny F…
Growing Old Disgracefully You won’t still need me when I’m sixty four years…
Hit This wasn't supposed to happen, I was happy by myself. Accid…
I Blame The Government I blame the government For making me this way Bitter and…
Is Wrestling Fixed The ambulance sirens rang As they wheeled her to the stand F…
Johnny Cash What's a nice girl like you Doing in a place like…
Lean On Me and I Wont Fall Over One of these days you'll get away from London town Causing…
Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over One of these days you'll get away from London town Causing…
Lenny and Terence Don't open the box Take the money Take it to the shops…
Lenny and Terrence Don't open the box Take the money Take it to the shops…
Let's Get Tattoos Once in a blue, your dreams come true If someone's looking…
Look Mum No Hands Business, as usual Starts with the sound Of another damn fun…
Mannequin Youre a waste of space No natural grace Youre so bloody thin…
Me and Mr. Jones Mr. Jones knows The Stones Rock 'n' roll is in his…
Mid Day Crisis When I saw his face and I was a believer It…
Midnight on the Murder Mile It was midnight on the murder mile Wilson Pickett's finest h…
My defeatist attitude I'm confused It's funny, But I'm not amused I'd fight the sy…
My Second Last Will And Testament I, James Robert Injustice Being of unsound body and mind Her…
Nowhere Fast This is our future and it starts with a C It…
Over The Moon And Under The Thumb I'm in love with my wife Doublebeds, The Lemonheads Scramb…
R.S.P.C.E The king of Hong Kong swings his mace Hacks the front…
R.S.P.C.E. The king of Hong Kong swings his mace Hacks the front…
Re-Educating Rita We had one for sorrow, two for joy Three for his…
Rent You dress me up, Im your puppet You buy me things,…
Road Rage There was a drive by driving On a busy street Someone put…
Rubbish From the black bag skip in the parking lot It's a…
Say It With Flowers The Christmas cards and greetings are arriving Across the sh…
Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss I worship the ground that you walk on Give praise to…
Second to Last Will and Testament I, James Robert Injustice Being of unsound body and mind Her…
Senile Delinquent On the 22nd day of November The day that they shot…
Sheriff Fatman Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer He…
Shopper's Paradise Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise Habit-dashery, needles, spoo…
Sing Fat Lady Sing This is not a love song and it serves no…
Skywest and Crooked Skywest and crooked Twisted and strange as fuck Outside th…
Spoilsports Personality Of The Year When you've been watching the world die all day And channel…
Stuff the Jubilee I'm not an anarchist but I know a man who is He…
Stuff The Jubille! Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine Post Historic Monsters St…
Suicide Isn't Painless Suicide isn't painless It hurts like Hell It's set aside for…
Sunshine Don't go surfing in the English surf It's cold and it's…
Suppose You Gave a Funeral and Nobody Came Go ahead you fucking racist Pucker up and kiss the babies Ki…
Sweetheart Sugar Baby I know I smell, my hair's too long And my occupation's…
The Aftertaste of Paradise Look ma, top of the world He'd started talking to himself …
The Final Comedown I've looted and I've begged On the tubes of the Bec…
The Impossible Dream To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To…
The Life And Soul Of The Party Dies The decorations are drab It's dirty and it smells You don't …
The Man Who Bought The World The wheels on the bus Go round and round Taking us Across…
The Music That Nobody Likes Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of Nazi scum I…
The Only Living Boy in a New Cross Hello, good evening and welcome To nothing much A no holds b…
The Road to Domestos When bonny Clive was twenty three He took a dive from…
The Taking of Peckham 123 It's like Saint Valentine's Day at the sugar candy store whe…
The Undertaker And The Hippy Protest Singer Peace keeping forces Try keeping the peace Handcuffed to p…
The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time If I could turn back time I wouldn't turn back time I'm…
The Young Offender I'd like to teach the world to sing And put an…
This Is How It Feels Husband don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wr…
Travis I'm not a racist but, I am I served my time in…
Twenty Four Minutes From Tulse Hill If your conscience fails you we can be your guide The…
Under The Thumb And Over The Moon I'm in love with my wife Doublebeds, The Lemonheads, scram…
While You Were Out While you were out Spreading the gospel According to whateve…
Winning The War War is won My love has gone away from me for good The…
World Without Dave Dave ran away to the circus To get away from the…
Worry Bomb Hot from Hell and Hades For gentlemen and ladies The little …