We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Christmas Queens Lyrics

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now bring us the figgy pudding
Now bring us the figgy pudding
Now bring us the figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring it right here
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Figgy pudding is not vegan
I don't want any figgy pudding
And what, and a cup of good cheer
Sounds like a laundry detergent
I don't need, I'm good on laundry detergent
You know the worst part about Christmas is after Christmas
It's like when you have to de-drag
You know what I mean, Alaska?
Ohhh all I want for Christmas is for Violet Chachki to give me back the crown and
the cheque that she stole from me
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Yo Bianca, thanks for the new teeth!
I don't even know what I'm even doing on this album
I mean is anyone, are we gonna spin the dreidel
Hey santa, ahh It's Phi Phi
You know I've been really, really good this year, so please no more coal
But Jiggly, I mean she's really not that nice
Wait I was a good girl right, this year?
Christmas in Russia is so strange because there isn't really Santa Claus
It's actually the devil and he is a cross dressing like cross playing Barbarella
character who is all in black and red but for some reason,
We're all so happy to meet him
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

Contributed by Mackenzie E. Suggest a correction in the comments below.