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My Son Optimus Prime
by Dane Cook

I thinking of havin´ ki.. I love to have some kids. I´ve been thinking about kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids.

I think nameing them, thats gonna be fun. Whatever the names you come up with that´s exciting right there. You got to both decide; Hey you wanna name that?- Noo I don´t like that name..
Right, It´s like a little game you tried come up-

I´ve already have names picked out, I don´t even know. First kid, boy, girl, I don´t care. The first one that comes out I´m nameing it "Rrrrrrrr".
I think it´s beautiful, it´s feminim but strong at the same time.

- Time for bed Rrrrrr. I said time for bed Rrrrrr! No cookies Rrrrrr!!! Typical Rrrrr!
Daddys on the phone Rrrr, daddys on the phone.

I´m gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I´m gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That would be great. Oh yeah just to be like:

-Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit here next to Megatron and we gonna have a little chit-chat right here, OK?. I´m the cobracommander in this-
RRRRRRR! I said no cookies!!!
RRRRARARARRARARARAR!!!
RRRRRRRR!!
THIS FUCKING RRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!!!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAARARARRAARAAARRRRR!!!!

Contributed by Bailey H. Suggest a correction in the comments box.
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