Derek and Clive
Derek and Clive is a double act of comedic characters created by Dudley Moo… Read Full Bio ↴Derek and Clive is a double act of comedic characters created by Dudley Moore (Derek) and Peter Cook (Clive) in the 1970s. The performances were captured on the records Derek and Clive (Live) (1976), Derek and Clive Come Again (1977), and Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam (1978), as well as in a film documentary, Derek and Clive Get the Horn (1979). The characters are foul-mouthed extensions of the earlier characters Pete and Dud.
Considered highly offensive by many at the time, the sketches primarily took the form of bizarre, sometime drunken streams of consciousness led by Cook, with interjections from Moore. Memorable moments from the records include Clive claiming that the worst job he ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole, Derek claiming his worst job was cleaning up Winston Churchill's bogies (leading the pair to conclude that the Titanic was one such bogie), Clive claiming that he was sexually aroused by the sight of a deceased Pope lying in state, and a horse-racing 'commentary' featuring horses named after sexual organs or their vulgarised derivatives.
Though the recordings were far too crude for television or a mainstream audience, Derek and Clive bootleg recordings circulated. They became famous as mostly unscripted dialogues, vulgar situations depicting with copious swearing - especially the word "cunt".
Considered highly offensive by many at the time, the sketches primarily took the form of bizarre, sometime drunken streams of consciousness led by Cook, with interjections from Moore. Memorable moments from the records include Clive claiming that the worst job he ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole, Derek claiming his worst job was cleaning up Winston Churchill's bogies (leading the pair to conclude that the Titanic was one such bogie), Clive claiming that he was sexually aroused by the sight of a deceased Pope lying in state, and a horse-racing 'commentary' featuring horses named after sexual organs or their vulgarised derivatives.
Though the recordings were far too crude for television or a mainstream audience, Derek and Clive bootleg recordings circulated. They became famous as mostly unscripted dialogues, vulgar situations depicting with copious swearing - especially the word "cunt".
More Genres
No Artists Found
More Artists
Load All
No Albums Found
More Albums
Load All
No Tracks Found
Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Search results not found
Song not found
Derek and Clive Lyrics
Blind Just stepped out, over and over again Standin' my pride, eve…
Cancer Cancer season's really got me in my feels I can't tell…
Coughin' Contest We are now attending the ... (Giggles) ... the World Champio…
I Can't Shit Thought I was over you Thought I could start a-new Got a…
I Cant Shit Thought I was over you Thought I could start a-new Got a…
Jump As I was walking down the street one day I saw…
Labels Olha só minha label (Label) Foda-se sua label Nela só tem mo…
Mother There's a spot in my heart, Which no colleen may own. There'…
Records No I wish you well, No I do I guess…
Sir What's that creaking in the hall Who's that shadow on the…
The End I got sent home from school one day With a shiner…
You Stupid Cunt Hello ... cunt. You, hu-hu, you stupid cunt, you just bought…