Dr. Demento Lyrics

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A Christmas Carol One very familiar type of song is the christmas carol.…
A Little More Gauze When your body's had enough of me And I'm layin' flat…
A Nightmare on My Street Now I have a story that I'd like to tell About…
Achy Breaky Song You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some…
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…
Baa Baa Black Sheep Let's go Bah, bah a black sheep Have you any wool? Yes merr…
Baby I'm Dead Crawl from the tomb Fresh from the womb Lord help us all The…
Beep Beep While riding in my Cadillac, what, to my surprise, A little…
Bulbous Bouffant 1: Hi. 2: Hello. 1: Are you waiting for the bus? 2:…
Carrot Juice Is Murder Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my desperate tale I…
Cats Butt sex, penis in the ass sex Let's go get a…



Christmas Dragnet This is the season. My name's Wednesday. My partner's Frank …
Christmas Is Revolting All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…
Communist Love Song You'd think that people would have had enough of silly…
Cows with Guns Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they…
Crazy Get outta my face, bitch (Yeah bitch) Why all of the…
Dead Puppies Dead puppies, dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun …
Deteriorata (Parody of the written prose "Desiderata" by Max Ehrmann. …
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends You got…
Do You Believe Me Fight me If you're ready to die I'm off of the world…
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor Oh me oh my oh you Whatever shall I do? Hallelujah, The ques…
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
Earache My Eye My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how…
Eleanor Rigby Ah look at all the lonely people Ah look at all…
Entering Marion Every year I drive out to Cape Cod for the…
Everybody Loves Flintstones Everybody must be on drugs, in this town Or maybe there's…
Everything I Do I always thought I'd be the one to fit right…
Fast Food You want any sauce with that Ketchup Mustard Alright have a …
Fever All in All in Now I'm falling deeper Sipping this gin It's a…
Fish Heads Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads Fish heads fish…
Fishheads Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads Fish heads fish…
Get Drunk With Dignity When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to…
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our…
Halloween It's Halloween witch you can find me creepin' at night See…
Happy Boy I was walkin' down the street on a sunny day Hubba…
Happy Days you take your chances, you play the game walk like a…
I Like Beer In some of my songs I have casually mentioned The fact…
I Love Me I'm in the mood for love Simply because you're near me. Funn…
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe la…
I Want a Hippo for Christmas I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Only a Hippopotamus will…
I Wish I Were Shawty always wanna change for me Shawty always wanna change…
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas Oh I yust go nuts at christmas On that yolly holiday I'll…
I'm A Nut Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom... [C…
I'm My Own Grandpaw I'm my own person I am my own person I'm my own…
Im A Nut Beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-bah, beedle-dee-ree-pa-dom... [C…
Im My Own Grandpaw I'm my own person I am my own person I'm my own…
In My Country I got these voices In my head (Voices) Whispering in my ear …
Inner Voice Biding my time walking down the street When I heard a…
Istanbul Bu İstanbul kimleri aldı kara maskesi altına Dünya dönecekti…
Junk Food Junkie You know I love that organic cooking I always ask for…
Leader Of The Laundromat Is he really goin' out with ‘er? I don't…
Let's Get Branded# All these niggas and all these hoes in here, somebody…
Life Is A Rock Is you is or is you ain't glad[00:22.43]Life ain't vicious…
Marvin I Love You I know no other God like you Who would lay down…
Masochism Tango I ache for the touch of your lips dear, But…
May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street Spied…
Maybe Baby how you been Do you love me Do you need me Because…
Monster Mash I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes…
Mr. Custer (that famous day in history the men of the 7th…
My Bologna Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one Open up a package…
My Favorite Diseases Ya Ya Ya Ya Look Poet to poet You know I be flowing I’m lear…
My Name Is Larry Bitch lemme get that head What the fuck is friends She calli…
Nanook Rubs It Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper who was str…
New Year's Resolutions This is my New Year's resolution: When my mother-in-law begi…
Nobody Baby you should know You're always on my mind and there's…
Nuttin for Christmas I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'…
Old King Tut King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man, He…
One More Minute I didn't get more conservative as I got older You just…
One Note Song I am the Balance, I am the Song I am the…
One Piece at a Time I'm the Shadowstrider, watch me glide Through the darkest al…
Peter the Meter Reader Here we go again I was lying on my back porch…
Rubber Biscuit Bow bow bow... (Um, do that again) Bow bow bow... Have yo…
Saga Begins A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away Naboo…
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town I just came back from a lovely trip along the…
Saturday Morning Confusion Here they come, warmin' up I hear the pitter-patter of littl…
Shaving Cream I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt…
Skip to My Blues Skip, skip, skip to my loo Skip, skip, skip to my…
Smells Like Nirvana What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How…
Squirrels Squirrels, All we really are is Squirrels, We're being hu…
St. George and the Dragonet Narrator: The legend you are about to hear is true.…
Star trekkin Star Trekkin', across the universe On the Starship Enterpris…
Star Trip KWIRK Captain?s log; Stardate: 3.142857--Aw, forget about it…
Stress I'm addicted to stress, that's the way that I get…
Telephone Man I went to my apartment on a Monday at one A-singin'…
The Ballad of Irving He was short and fat, and rode out of the…
The Bird On My Head I got these voices In my head (Voices) Whispering in my ear …
The Chipmunk Song Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for…
The Credit Card Song Why is it so hard to find these Pokemon cards The…
The Curly Shuffle When me and my friends go out on the town We…
The Devil Went Down to Jamacia The devil went to Jamaica, he was lookin' to sell…
The Hunting Song Almost every day during the hunting season you see at…
The Martian Boogie The other night I was Walking down the street I was getting…
The New Street People Won't you come along with me To the Mississippi We'll take a…
The Saga Begins A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away Naboo…
The Scotsman Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one…
The Shaving Cream Song I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt…
The Smoke Off In the laid back California town of sunny San Rafael Lived…
The Streak SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter…
The Time Warp It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness, takes its toll But…
The Twelve Days Of Christmas [Chorus] The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
They Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees…
They're Coming To Take Me Away Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees…
They're comming to take me away HAHA! Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees…
Three Little Pigs THREE LITTLE CLOWNS …
Today I Am A Man Haya, oh, Haya oh, Haya! I know a man of Africa For…
Transfusion Zoooommm Tooling down the highway doing seventy-nine I'm a t…
Twelve Days of Christmas [Chorus] The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to…
Two for One Coupon All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth…
UFO Nostalgia della vita mia Fotte con la testa tipo poligamia V…
What Scares You? Lights, camera, distraction This place is electric The monst…
When You're Hot You're Hot Son Well now me and Homer and Big John Talley Had a…
White Collar Collar ਕਾਫ਼ਿਲੇ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਨਾਲ ਰੱਖਦੇ Red shade ਅੰਖ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿਣਾ…
Wildwood Weed The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm, And we never…
Will the Turtle Be Unbroken I was standing by my window On one cold and cloudy…
Witch Doctor I told the witch doctor I was in love with you I…
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Ya can't roller…