Boomer Johnson Oh, Mister Boomer Johnson was a-gettin' old in spots But yo…
Cockroaches On Parade Now that it's cold with winds outside They need a warm…
Don In questo girotondo d'anime Chi si volta è perso e resta…
Don't Ask The orders come down, and they march us away; There's a…
Eban Post Eban Post was pale as a ghost but his eyes…

Grandfather Clock My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf So it…
Like a Lamb to the Slaughter (Spoken:) "Matty Groves" is a great old traditional …
Little Fuzzy Animals When you land on Bailey's 7, you may not like…
Never Set the Cat on Fire Never set the cat on fire; you only will annoy…
S-100 Bus When I was young, my friends all worked like fools…
Stuck Here When you build a ship to sail deep space You can't…
Threes Deep in engineering down where mortals seldom go, A manager…
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Christina Wozney

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Please please please post the lyrics for Spring Break. I don't care if it's not PC, it's hilarious, and since I live in Florida, I know the reality is much worse than the song lyrics.