Frank Zappa Lyrics

"A Different Octave" We are actually the same note, but But different octave Righ…
"The Pigs' Music" FZ: Tonight you guys are going to try and figure…
"There Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estr…
"There's No Lust In Jazz" ?: Okay, it's, uh, just about time, you guys, what…
"This Ain Frank zappa (synclavier) Ensemble modern Ich bin grad reink…
'Who Do You Think You Are' Howard: What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this?…
01 the central scrutinizer PRELUDE Desperate nerds in high offices all over the worl…
04 Penguin In Bondage Thank you. Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor. H…
07 Don't You Ever Wash That Thing Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, sy…
07 The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
07 Yo Cats Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
09 Drowning Witch Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, rhythm…
09 Let's Move To Cleveland I been run down Lord, I been lied to And I don't…



09-Scrutinizer Postlude Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer . . . …
15 Yo Cats Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
16 The Torture Never Stops Flies all green and buzzin' In this dungeon of despair Priso…
17 Uncle Meat Ya ya ya ya ya ahhhahahhhhhhhh Ya ya ya ya ya ahhhahahhhhhhh…
200 Motel Finale Opal, you hot little bitch! They're gonna clear out the stu…
200 Motels Finale We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
200 Years Old I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania…
50/50 Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I k…
74 Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
9-8 Objects FZ: Strings do the ornaments of the [frame in right…
A Bunch of Adventures FZ: From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the group…
A Bunch Of Stuff Hello, boys and girls It's The Mothers' movie And we're goin…
A Different Octave Spider: We are . . . actually the same note,…
A Few Moments With Brother A. West Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Ike Willis (r…
A Game Of Cards Frank zappa (dialog) Motorhead sherwood (dialog) Arthur trip…
A Great Guy Howard: Well, the character I play is a great guy,…
A Little Green Rosetta (after the song ends) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As …
A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes Why don't you strap on this here bunch Of cardboard boxes,…
A Pound for a Brown Dick Kunc: Fade!…
A Pound for a Brown (On the Bus) Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ray white (guitar) Steve vai (guit…
A Pound For A Brown On The Bus Dick Kunc: Fade!…
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono (Lennon, Ono) [Fillmore East, NYC Late show, June 6, 1971] …
A Token Of My Extreme L. Ron Hoover: Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!…
A Tunnel Into Muck John: Maybe the kayak is just a big worm Monica: I…
A Typical Sound Check [includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bo…
A Version Of Himself Well uh i play a v-, a version of myself A-,…
A Very Nice Body Louis: Yes . . . Roy: I kind of miss him Louis:…
Aaawk Field Recordings: September, 1970-February, 1971 FZ--voice,…
Absolutely Free Suzy: I don't do publicity balling for you anymore FZ: The…
Act I Desperate nerds in high offices all over The world have been…
Act III: Watermelon In Easter This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Joe has just worked himself…
Advance Romance Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Agency Man Sell us a president, agency man Smiling Big Brother, stern …
Ain't Got No Heart Ain't got no heart I ain't got no heart to give…
Alien Orifice [Basic track: Unknown location c. September 1981-July, 1982 …
All Skate / Dun-Dun-Dun Well, I think what we're gonna do Right now is make…
Alley Cat Captain beefheart (lead vocals) Frank zappa (guitar) Winged …
America Drinks (One, Two, Buckle my Shoe) (Do-dos, and yips yips, assorted …
America Drinks & Goes Home (Here's a special request) (Hope you enjoy it) I tired to f…
America the Beautiful O beautiful for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For …
Amnerika Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r Spider: Yeah,…
Amnerika Goes Home (Here's a special request) (Hope you enjoy it) I tired to f…
Amnesia Vivace La-la-la-la Oh Ah-ah-ah (my darling You mean so very much to…
Ancient Armaments FZ: Awright. This is it. This is the Big One.…
Andy Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthes…
Another Cheap Aroma Baby baby why you cryin' Feeling sorry what you said Put dow…
Another Variation of the Formerly Secret Carlos Santana Chord Progression [Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lights Santa Monica Civic Aud…
Any Downers Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar,…
Any Kind Of Pain You are the girl Somebody invented In a grim little office O…
Any Way The Wind Blows Any way the wind blows is-a fine with me Any way…
Anything For you, I could do anything For your love, my heart…
Anyway The Wind Blows Any way the wind blows is-a fine with me Any way…
Apostrophe Jim gordon (drums) John guerin (drums) Aynsley dunbar (drums…
Approximate Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (sax…
Are You Hung Up EC: Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh…
are you upset Eddie, are you kidding? I've seen you on my TV Eddie, are…
Are You Upset? Frank Zappa (vocals) Lowell George (guitar, vocals) Roy Es…
Artificial Rhonda Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
At The Gas Station This here song might offend you some. If it does, it's…
Attack Louis: RAAAH! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack and get on ee, eee,…
Audience Participation All right, this is it This is audience participation time fo…
Babbette Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (sax…
Babette Don't tell me no, Babbette (I mean Duke) Don't you tear my…
Baby Love Baby love, my baby love, I need you oh how…
Baby Snakes Baby Snakes Late at night is when they come out Baby Snakes …
Baby Take Your Teeth Out Ike willis (lead vocals) Bob harris (background vocals) Than…
Bacon Fat While I was down in W.D.C. Certain folks were not glad…
Baked Bean Boogie Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Lowell George (guitar, vocals) Roy…
Baked-Bean Boogie Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Lowell George (guitar, vocals) R…
Bamboozeled by love Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar,…
Band Introductions At The Fillmore West Like to introduce the band: The Pachuco over There on '37…
Basement Music #1 [FZ all synthesizers]…
Be in My Video Frank zappa (vocals) Ike willis (background vocals) Ray whit…
Be-Bop Tango Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, s…
Beat It With Your Fist [includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo fr…
Beauty Knows No Pain Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Bebop Tango Some of you may know that the tango, Which Is not…
Beer Shampoo Mark: That's the kind of guy [...] Aynsley: When you just…
Big Leg Emma There's a big dilemma 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh,…
Big Swifty (Instrumental)…
Billy The Mountain Billy the mountain Billy the mountain A regular picturesque …
Black Napkins Terry bozzio (drums, background vocals) Davey moire (vocals)…
Black Page Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ike willis (guitar) Ray white (gui…
Blessed Relief Mike Altschul (woodwinds) Joel Peskin (woodwinds) Sal Marque…
Blue Suede Shoes Knock-a me down spit in my face Slander my name all…
Bobby Brown Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest…
Bobby Brown Goes Down (live) (Ooh . . . ) A real hologram! (We sure do!) I mean:…
Bogus Pomp We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Botulism On The Hoof Howard: Oh, that's really great! Botulism on the hoof! Dick…
Bow Tie Daddy Bow tie daddy dontcha blow your top Everything's under cont…
Brief Case Boogie Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Bristol Stomp The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol When they…
Brixton Still Life [Rainbow Theater, London, England December 10, 1971]…
Brixton Still Live [Rainbow Theater, London, England December 10, 1971]…
Broken Hearts Are for Assholes Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole!…
Brown Moses Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray Wh…
Brown Shoes Don Brown shoes don't make it Brown shoes don't make it Quit s…
Brown Shoes Don't Make It Brown shoes don't make it Brown shoes don't make it Quit sch…
Brown Shoes Don`t Make It Brown shoes don't make it Brown shoes don't make it Quit s…
Buffalo Drowning Witch Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, rhythm…
Buffalo Voice Buffalo voice! Ah! Buffalo voice!…
but who was fulcanelli [Guitar solo from Drowning Witch Sporthalle, Cologne, German…
But Who Was Fulcanelli? [Guitar solo from Drowning Witch Sporthalle, Cologne, Germa…
Bwana Dik Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Call Any Vegetable Cheesy, cheesy! (This is a song about vegetables . . .…
Camarillo Brillo She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head, I …
Can't Afford No Shoes Heh-heh-heh Have you heard the news? (News? What news?) Can…
Canadian Customs [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Queen Elizabeth Th…
Canard du Jour Paramount Studios, LA 1972 engineer: Kerry McNab FZ--bouzou…
Canarsie [includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece] [basic …
Carol Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Carol, You Fool Oh Carol! Oh Carol! You was a fool Carol, you fool You was …
Carolina Hard Core Ecstacy Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocals…
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstacy I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon She wore…
Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocal…
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon She wore…
Carved In the Rock Hello, folks! This thing wiggles too much Hey, that's more…
Catholic Girls (Well) Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic G…
Centerville Centerville A real nice place to raise your kids up Centervi…
Chalk Pie [includes a quote from Heavy Duty Judy] [Guitar solo from Z…
Champagne Lecture FZ: You know, a lotsa of people don't bother about…
Chana in De Bushwop Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar…
Chana In The Bushwap Chana in de Bushwop in de Bushwop Chana in de Bushwop…
Charles Ives Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar, lead vocals) Roy…
Charlie's Enormous Mouth Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar,…
Charva Frank zappa (vocals, piano, bass, drums) Charva, I loved yo…
Cheap Thrills Darling, darling, please hear my plea God only knows what yo…
Cheepnis Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, sy…
Childish Perversions ?: Oh, still drinks it, man . . . what…
Chocolate Halvah Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guiro, vocals) Roy estra…
Chucha Chucha why won't you accept my proposal? Don’t you know i'm…
Chunga's Revenge Frank Zappa (guitar) Ian Underwood (electric alto with wah-w…
Church Chat Frank Zappa (vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals) Steve Vai …
City of Tiny Lights City of tiny lites Don't you wanna go Hear the tiny auto…
City Of Tiny Lites Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (guitar, vocals)…
Cletus Awreetus La la-da-la-la-la la-da-la la la-la (La la la-la-la-la-la la…
Clowns On Velvet Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Cocaine Decisions Chop a line now Cocaine decisions You are a…
Cock Suckers' Ball Frank zappa (vocals, guitar) Lowell george (rhythm guitar, v…
Cold Light Generation John: You know as well as I do that cold…
Concentration Moon Concentration moon Over the camp in the valley Concentration…
Concentration Moon Part One Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums,…
Conehead You were right, I was wrong Please forgive me, come back…
Convocation / The Purple Lagoon Good evening, ladies and gentlemen welcome to Show number fo…
Cops & Buns Patrolman Lefemine: Now, we don't come up here because we…
Cosmic Debris The Mystery Man came over An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" He s…
Cosmik Debris The mystery man came over And he said I'm outta sight He…
Cradle Rock Rock a bye, Baby, On the tree-top. When the wind blows, The …
Crew Slut Central Scrutinizer: But one night, at the Social Club meeti…
Cruisin' For Burgers I must be free My fake ID Frees me Gotta do a few…
Cruising for Burgers I must be free My fake I.D. Freeeeeees me Gotta do a few…
Cucamonga Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, v…
D.C. Boogie Let's make this a democratic process how Would you like to…
Daddy Daddy Daddy Ooo-ooo, do you like my new car? Ooo-ooo, do you like…
Dance Contest Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Dancin Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One…
Dancin Fool Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song O…
Dancin' Fool Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One…
Dancin' Fool (Disco Version) Love, oh love, oh careless love Can't you see what careless…
Dancing Fool Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song O…
Dark Water Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-are-are-are-k W-a-a-a-t-e-are-are-are Sp…
Dead Girls Of London C'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Got some mone…
Dear Jeepers Zappa Frank Cucamonga Years 1962-1964 Performed by: Bob Guy …
Death Girls Of London C'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Got some mone…
Deathless Horsie [Hammersmith Odeon, London February 19, 1979 Engineer: Mick …
Debra Cadabra Debra Kadabra Say she's a witch Shit-ass Charlotte! Ain't th…
Debra Kadabra Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain beefheart (harp, v…
Dental Hygiene Dilemma [Jeff:] Han-Min-Noon-Toon Han-Toon-Ran [Good Conscience:] No…
Deseri When I'm dancing with Deseri All the boys are jealous of…
Dew On The Newts We Got Dew On the newts we got Newt money dew It's a payment on…
Dickie's Such An Asshole One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebo…
Didja Get Any Onya%3F MOO-AHHH MOO-AHHH MOO-AHHH Lowell: Years ago in …
dinah moe hum Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I just…
Dinah-Moe Hum Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I ju…
Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I just…
Dinah-Moe-Hum Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I ju…
Dinah‐Moe Humm Dinah-moe I couldn't say where she's coming from But I just…
Dio Fa [Kaigal-ool Khovalyg throat-singing]…
Diptheria Blues (M.O.I) [Tully Gymnasium, Florida State University Octob…
Directly From My Heart To You Direct Directly from my heart to you Direct Directly from my…
Dirty Love Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To…
Disco Boy Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair. Disco boy!…
Diseases Of The Band Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, vocals…
Divan [includes a quote from Tico-Tico no Fuba (Zequinha de Abreu)…
Do It In C Só queria te dizer se quiseres podes ir embora e ja…
Do Not Pass Go 2nd guitar solo from Drowning Witch Hammersmith Odeon, Londo…
Do Not Try This At Home [Guitar solo from Black Page Parco Redecesio, Milan July 7…
Do You Like My New Car Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You Dwee-doo dee-ooo-poo Pa-dan! Does this kind of life look…
Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You? Dwee-doo dee-ooo-poo Pa-dan! Does this kind of life look in…
Dog Breath Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah! Ya-ya-ya-ya-…
Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague AY-YEAH... AY-YEAH... AY-YEAH... AY-YEAH... La la la la la w…
Don Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, sy…
Don't Eat the Yellow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (single version) Dreamed I was an Eskimo (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da) …
Don't Eat There Are you having breakfast for lunch? I'm having breakfast and…
Don't Work for Yuda Central Scrutinizer: Hello there... this is the CENTRAL SCRU…
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, sy…
Dong Work for Yuda Central Scrutinizer: Hello there... this is the CENTRAL SCRU…
Dont Eat The Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
Doreen Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (guitar, vocals)…
Drafted Again Registered mail...special delivery OH NO You're gonna hafta …
Drooling Midrange Accountants on Easter Hay Once upon a time A record company had A&R people in It…
Drop Dead Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Drowning Witch Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (guitar, rhythm…
Duck Duck Goose 1st part: Hammersmith Odeon, London, UK January 17, 1977 FZ…
Duke Of Orchestral Prunes A moon beam through the prune in june Reveals your chest…
Dumb All Over Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Dummy Up Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, sy…
Dupree's Paradise '''FZ:''' Ladies and gentlemen, the name of this song single…
Easy Meat Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Echidna's Arf Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, s…
Eddie Are You Kidding Eddie, are you kidding? I've seen you on my TV Eddie, are…
Electric Aunt Jemima Ow ow ow ow Rundee rundee rundee Dinny wop wop Ow ow ow…
Elvis Has Just Left The Building Elvis has just left the building -- Those are his footprints…
Enema Bandit Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, …
Envelopes We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
evelyn Evelyn, a modified dog Viewed the quivering fringe of a spec…
Everytime I See You Everytime I see you whenever you walk by I want to…
Excentrifugal Forz The clouds are really cheap The way I seen 'em through…
Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show Here's another thing that you can Do on the piano, if…
Farther O'Blivion Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo! Father Vivian…
Father O (Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo)…
Father O'Blivion [Farther Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo! Father Vivian…
Father O’Blivion (Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo)…
Feet Light Up (standing in front of the amp or Around the cables please…
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt Act I SCENE FIVE THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST After a few …
Few Moments With Brother A.West Frank Zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Ike Willis (r…
Fifty-Fifty Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I kno…
Filthy Habits Frank Zapppa--guitars, keyboards Dave Parlato--bass Terry Bo…
Find Her Finer Find her finer, sneak up behind her Wrapped like a mummy…
Fine Girl Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Fire & Chains 'Fire and chains' Fire and chains and fire and chains Fire a…
Fire and Chains FZ--lead guitar, synth, vocal Ike Willis--rhythm guitar, syn…
Fire! FIRE! Arthur Brown, in person Well if you'll just calmly Go …
Five-Five-FIVE We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Flakes Flakes, flakes Flakes, flakes They don't do no good They nev…
Flambay He used to be very kind in his own crude…
Florentine Pogen Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, synthes…
Flower Punk Hey Punk, where you goin' with that flower in your…
Flowing Inside-Out Flowing inside out creates Neutral energy now, that makes th…
Food Gathering in Post-Industrial America 1992 "Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992." When the…
For Calvin Where did they go? When did they come from? What has becom…
For Calvin (And His Next Two Where did they go? When did they come from? What has become…
For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-Hikers) Janet ferguson (vocals) Sal marquez (vocals) Mike altschul (…
For Calvin (And His Next Two.. Where did they go? When did they come from? What has becom…
For Duane [Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman) Civic Center, Atla…
For The Young Sophisticate Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Fountain Of Love It was September, the leaves were gold That's when our heart…
Frank Zappa give me your dirty love like ya might surrender to some…
Friendly Little Finger We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips Frank zappa (lead vocals) Ray white (background vocals) Bobb…
FZ/JCB Drum Duet Frank Zappa (drums) Jimmy Carl Black (drums) Arthur Tripp …
Galoot Up-Date ENSEMBLE: (singing) GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH! THING-FISH: GAL…
Galoot Update Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray Whit…
Gee (includes a quote from Wooly Bully (Domingo Samudio) and par…
Gee I Like Your Pants [includes a quote from Wooly Bully (Domingo Samudio) and par…
Geneva Farewell Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (guitar, vocals)…
German Lunch Lowell george (dialog) Jimmy carl black (dialog) Roy estrada…
Get A Little Yes... hot... And everybody workin' on it So I figured I'd…
Getting Stewed Howard: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, coming to you direct from…
Go Cry On Somebody Else Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymb…
GOA [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Bismarck Theater,…
Goblin Girl Hob-noblin Wit de goblin De Goblin Girl From da mystery worl…
God Bless America Artist. Frank Zappa Title: God Bless America ---------------…
Going for the Money ?: Smurf mee! ?: Smurf meee! ?: Metz Jeff: Right Howard? How…
Golden Arches Heh heh heh... GrrrRRRNNHH... Suzy: The first thing that at…
Green Genes Snoop Eat your greens Don't forget your beans & celery Don't forge…
Gross Man (No lyrics avaible)…
Half A Dozen Provocative Squats The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She fi…
Halloween Audience Participation All right, this is it This is audience participation time fo…
Handsome Cabin Boy (traditional, arranged by FZ) [Apostolic Studios, NYC De…
Happy Together Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Harder Than Your Hasband Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Harry & Rhonda Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray wh…
Harry and Rhonda Harry, this is not Dreamgirls! They told me it had c-c-colo…
Harry You're A Beast I'm gonna tell you the way it is And I'm not…
Harry-As-A-Boy Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray Wh…
Have You Ever Heard Their Band Have you ever heard their band? I don't understand it though…
He Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
He Used To Cut The Grass Joe: I'm out at last Boy, the world sure looks different Wow…
He's Right [Kensington Palace Hotel 1st script reading of "200 Motels"…
He's So Gay Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
He's Watching Us [Kensington Palace Hotel 1st script reading of "200 Motels"…
Heavenly Bank Account Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Heavies [includes an excerpt from Hands With A Hammer and part…
Help I Help I'm a rock, help I'm a rock, help I'm…
Here Comes the Gear (Here comes the gear, lads! Dunbar Hear comes the gear, la…
Here Comes the Gear, Lads Aynsley: Here comes the gear, lads! Howard: Dunbar . . . Jef…
Here Lies Love Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar, lead vocals) Roy…
He’s So Gay~彼はとっても Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Hitch Hike I'm goin' to Chicago; that's the last place my baby…
Hog Heaven [includes part of the leather conversation] Bozzio: God, th…
Holiday in Berlin Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) Ian underwood (alto saxophone, …
Honey Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, …
Hordern Intro Deranged Fan: RIGHT NOW! FZ: Good evening, ladies & gentlem…
Hot & Putrid Spider: The hotter the sound is, the more putrid it…
Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel I used to have a job An' I was doin' very…
Hot Poop Gary Kellgren: He is working the controls because all he…
Hot-Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel I used to have a job An' I was doin' very…
How Could I Be Such a Fool When I won your love I was very glad Every happiness in…
How s Your Bird Hey Baby, What's the word? Hey Baby, Have you heard? What's …
How The Pig's Music Works Spider: I think I can explain about about how the…
How's Your Bird Hey Baby, What's the word? Hey Baby, Have you heard? What's …
How's Your Bird? Hey Baby, What's the word? Hey Baby, Have you heard? Wha…
Hugry Freaks Daddy Mr. America, walk on by your schools that do not…
Hungry Freaks, Daddy Ray Collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymb…
Hungy Freaks Daddy Mr. America, walk on by your schools that do not…
I Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whi…
I Left My Heart In San Francisco I left my heart in San Francisco. High on a hill…
I Ain't Got No Heart Ain't got no heart I ain't got no heart to give…
I Am the Walrus I am he As you are he As you are me As we…
I Come From Nowhere Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whi…
I Could Be a Star Now Martin: What do you do? You join the Mothers and…
I Don't Even Care Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted Special delivery ... registered mail ... You're gonna hafta …
I Had a Dream About That I had a dream about that once You did? Yeah Then you must…
I Have Been in You Na, na-na-na-na Ooh-ooh, na, na-na-na-na Ooh-ooh, na, na-na-…
I Heard a Note Desperate nerds in high offices all over The world have been…
I Left My Heart In San Francisco I left my heart in San Francisco. High on a hill…
I Live in a Car Ooh! Lalalalala Hoopla! Oink! oink! Lalalala Aah! …
I Promise Not To Come In Your Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, …
I Was A Teen-Age Malt Shop I Was A Teen-Age Malt Shop…
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back. Oh wow,…
I'm A Band Leader Captain beefheart (vocals) I'm a band leader. not only can …
I'm a Beautiful Guy Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
I'm Doomed Howard: We gotta do two shows tonight? Dick: Yeah, I hope…
I'm Not Satisfied Yeah! Got no place to go I'm tired of walking up and…
I'm on Duty 'An I just look back at 'em and I say "I…
I'm So Cute Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
I'm So Happy I Could Cry Going back again to see that girl I left behind me…
I'm Stealing the Towels 200 Motels 200 Motels Han toon ran toon Ran-tant-ta-dan 200 …
I'm the Slime I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I…
Ian Underwood Whips It Out My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight…
Idiot Bastard Son The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODA…
If Only She Woulda Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
If We'd All Been Living In California FZ: Ok? Now if you still want to get your…
If You're Not A Professional Actor FZ: If you're not a professional actor, the easiest thing…
Illinois Enema Bandit Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, …
Im Doomed We gotta do two shows tonight? Yeah, I hope you don't…
Im the Slime I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I…
In France We're playin' in a tent It's payin' the rent If you persever…
In the Sky Oh in the sky oh in the sky Oh in the…
In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky [includes quotes from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (Doug Ingle), Rite …
Inca Roads Did a vehicle Come from somewhere out there Just to land in…
Interview Part 1 Okay, now Now we're gonna play something that Contains withi…
Interview Part 2 Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums,…
Intro FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank…
Intro Intros Howard: Ready, Madge? FZ: You have to feel like .…
Intro Rap Tonight thou-, I tell you one thing about his New…
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orcestra Howard: Ready, Madge? FZ: You have to feel like .…
Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra Howard: Ready, Madge? FZ: You have to feel like .…
Invocation & Ritual Dance Of T Instru…
Is That All There Is? [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Philipshalle, Dus…
Is That Guy Kidding or What Awright see that? That's what you call A new song when…
It Can It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm telling you,…
It Can't Happen Here It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm telling you, m…
It Just Might Be a One Shot Deal If the froggy come up A--with his satchel in his hand, Then…
It Just Might Be a One‐Shot Deal If the froggy come up A--with his satchel in his hand, The…
It's a Good Thing We Get Paid to Do This Field Recordings: September, 1970-February, 1971 FZ--voice,…
I’m Not Satisfied Yeah! Got no place to go I'm tired of walking up and…
I’m So Cute Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
I’m The Slime I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I…
Janet's Big Dance Number Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kaylan (vocals) Ian Underwood …
Jazz From Hell All compositions executed by Frank Zappa on the Synclavier D…
Jeff Quits Jeff: This is what I joined for. This I don't…
Jelly Roll Gum Drop Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you Baby don't…
Jessie Lee Zappa Frank cucamonga Years 1962-1964 Jessie Lee performed b…
Jesus Think You're A Jerk There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot nine Face puff…
Jewish Princess I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With long phony nails…
Jezebel Boy Jezebel boy! You know all the guys In the sheriff's patrol T…
Jim & Tammy's Upper Room [Guitar solo from Advance Romance La Patinoire, Bordeaux, F…
Joe Central scrutinizer: We take you now to a garage in canoga…
Joe's Garage Central scrutinizer: We take you now to a garage in canoga…
Joe's Garage" Central scrutinizer: We take you now to a garage in canoga…
Johnny Darling And she said Johnny Darlin Ah-ah-ah hoo-oo Dont ever go-o…
Jones Crusher My baby's got Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love Jones …
Jumbo Go Away Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Kaiser Rolls This is a story, tell it quick as I can A…
Keep It Greasey Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey…
Keep It Greasy Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (rhythm g…
Kenny Kenny williams (vocals) Frank zappa (guitar) Kenny: Before,…
King Kong Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) Howar…
King Kong I Aaaah Bidet! Bloooow-job? Bidet! Jambon Bloooow-job? B…
Kung Fu Bolic Sound, Inglewood late 1973-early 1974 George Duke--ke…
Later That Night You surely must be trying To break this heart of mine I…
Later We Can Shoot You Ian: Dee... dee BAH dam... eeeeh-dam pa-pa-pa-pa-pam... tee-…
Latex Solar Beef Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Learning "Penis Dimension" Mark: "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends…
Learning Penis Dimension "Hi, friends now just be honest about it Friends and neighbo…
Lemme Take You To The Beach Davey moire (vocals) Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) Eddie jobs…
Let I been run down Lord, I been lied to And I don't…
Let's Make The Water Turn Blac Now believe me when I tell you that my song…
Let's Move to Cleveland Frank zappa (guitar, lead vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, …
Lets Make the Water Turn Black Now believe me when I tell you that my song…
Letter From Jeepers Performed by: Bob Guy Doris, get out your poison pen and…
Library Card [...] Library bar-code, PE label Student must carry this ca…
Lil' Clanton Shuffle [Don "Sugar Cane" Harris violin FZ guitar Ian Underwood Fe…
Lisa's Life Story Hello my name is Lisa Popeil ha ha ever Seen one…
Little Girl Of Mine Oh little girl of mine, gee you sure look fine…
Little Green Rosetta (after the song ends) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As …
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce Broth reminds me of nuns (Munch . . . kin) I see…
Little House I Used To Live In Ooh! Lalalalala Hoopla! Oink! oink! Lalalala Aah! Yayayaya…
Little Rubber Girl Frank Zappa (vocals) Denny Walley (vocals) Tommy Mars (key…
Little Umbrellas We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Lonely Little Girl You're a lonely little girl But your Mommy & your Daddy…
Lonely Person Devices Has anybody ever seen Ms pinky? (yeahhh, wow) Hey, now you…
Lonesome Cowboy Burp My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call…
Lonesome Cowboy Nando Frank zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) Ike willis (r…
Lonesome Electric Turkey Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Lost In A Whirlpool Captain beefheart (vocals) Bobby zappa (rhythm guitar) Frank…
Louie Louie Ah! I know the perfect thing to accompany this man's…
Love of My Life Love of my life, I love you so Love of my…
Love Story Where do I begin To tell the story of how great…
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up Lucille Has messed my mind up But I still love her Oh I…
Luigi You you you ooo look like a dor-r-r-k You act like…
Luigi & The Wise Guys You-you-you-ooo Look like a dor-r-r-k You act like a dork Mo…
Lumpy Gravy The way I see it, Barry This should be a very…
Lumpy Gravy I The Way I See It, Barry Spider: The way I see…
Lumpy Gravy II …
Lumpy Gravy Part One The way I see it, Barry This should be a very…
Magdalena Hey! Ha! Oh! There was a man A little ole man Who lived in …
Magic Fingers Oh, the way you love me, lady, I get so hard…
Make A Sex Noise Now ladies and gentlemen We don't normally do this But just …
Mammy Nuns Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Man With The Woman Head Are you with me on this, people? The man with the…
Marqueson's Chicken Unknown location in Europe c. June-July, 1982 Guitar solo: H…
Mary Lou I'm gonna tell you a story 'Bout ol' Mary Lou…
Massive Improve Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Master Ringo Dear PFIQ, Since you printed my question and photo in issue…
Meek Shall Inherit Nothing Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Memories of El Monte Zappa Frank Cucamonga Years 1962-1964 Performed by: The Peng…
Meow Ray collins (tambourine, vocals) Roy estrada (bass) Don pres…
Metal Man Has Hornet Wings Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Wheet! Whee…
Mom Mama! Mama! Someone said they made some noise The cops have …
Montana I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise…
More Trouble Every Day Well, I'm about to get sick From watchin' my TV Been checkin…
Mother People Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy mundi (drums,…
Motherly Love Motherly love Motherly love Forget about The brotherly and o…
Mothers At KPFK I'd like to dedicate an ode to Joe Lattanzi who…
Moun't St.Mary's Concert Excerpt The next piece that we're going to play... (audience laught…
Move It Or Park It [Guitar solo from Black Page Alte Oper, Frankfurt June 11-…
Mr Eat your greens Don't forget your beans & celery Don't for…
Mr Green Genes Eat your greens Don't forget your beans & celery Don't forge…
Ms Pinky I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her…
Ms. Pinky Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals) Davey Moire (vocals)…
Mudd Club Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (rhythm guitar,…
Muffin Man The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory…
Murder by Numbers Once that you've decided on a killing First you make…
Murder by Numbers (feat. Sting) Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals…
My Guitar You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good…
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your M You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good…
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good…
My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama~マイ・ギター You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good…
My Head See my head (no, no more, stop it) mY HEAD?! Ha…
My Head? Roy Estrada (dialog) Don Preston (dialog) Ian Underwood (d…
Mystery Roach Ow! Look out! Ow! Look out! Ow! Look out! How long? How lon…
N-Lite I. Negative Light II. Venice Submerged III. The New World …
Nanook Rubs It Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper who was str…
Nasal Rententive Calliope Music YEAH! Bwa-hah-hah! Oh, my God . . . EC: Beautiful! God! It'…
Naval Aviation in Art? We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Nig Biz I signed on the line For seven long years They said I'd…
No Heart Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
No No Cherry Well I found out baby You told me a great big…
No No No Well I found out baby You told me a great big…
No Not Now Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray W…
No Waiting for the Peanuts to Dissolve Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar) Roy estrada (bas…
No. No. No. Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Boppa dooayyydoo Bopp…
Nonook Rubs It Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper who was st…
Not Another One Yeah! Got no place to go (I'm tired of walking Up and dow…
NYC Halloween Audience Crazed Fan: Yeah! Zappa, Zappa! FZ: What? I'm supposed to ki…
Oh No Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you…
Oh No Again Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you…
On The Bus This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Meanwhile,Joe hears about Ma…
On Women On the plane of the baritone women They talk low 'bout stuff…
Once Upon A Time Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) Howar…
One Man [FZ synclavier]…
One Man, One Vote We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Opening Oh, I smoked a Pall Mall yes, I did Oh, yeah Sssh Oh,…
Orange County Lumber Truck Pt Ha ha ha ha ha ha...…
Original Duke Of Prunes A moon beam through the prune in june Reveals your chest…
Original Mothers Rehearsal Ray: Oh, rock, rock! Roy?: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Rock,…
Orrin Hatch On Skis [Guitar solo from Ride My Face To Chicago Sunrise Musical T…
Our Bizarre Relationship FZ: Bizarre! Suzy: Bizarre... ha ha! No-one could ever under…
Outrage at Valdez We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
Outside Now These executives have plooked the fuck out of me And there's…
Packard Goose Maybe you thought I was the Packard Goose Or the Ronald…
Panty Rap Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Part One Okay, now Now we're gonna play something that Contains withi…
Peaches Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Peaches En Regalia Jean-Luc Ponty - Violin, Keyboards Paul Humphrey - Violin, D…
Peaches III Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Pedro's Dowry (Instrumental)…
Penguin in Bondage Thank you. Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor. Hel…
Penis Dimension Penis dimension Penis dimension Penis dimension is worrying …
Penquin in Bondage Thank you. Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor. Hel…
Piano/Drum Duet Ian Underwood (electric piano) Arthur Tripp (drums) (Instru…
Pick Me I Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Pink Napkins [Guitar solo from Black Napkins Hammersmith Odeon, London Fe…
Pinocchio's Furniture [includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo fr…
Planet Of My Dreams Bob harris (lead vocals) Ray white (background vocals) Ike w…
Planet of the Baritone Women On the plane of the baritone women They talk low 'bout stuff…
Plastic People Ladies and gentlemen The president of the united states! "Fe…
Playground Psychotics ?: Put that mike down, Frank, it's obscene ?: [...] George: …
Po-Jama People Some people's hot Some people's cold Some people's not very …
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead FZ: While we're at it, we have a sort of…
Porn Wars Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
Porn Wars Deluxe Senator Danforth (R-Missouri) Senator Hollings (D-South Car…
Pound For A Brown Dick Kunc: Fade!…
Pound For A Brown Solos Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ray white (guitar) Steve vai (guit…
Prelude to Bobby Brown Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown They say I'm the cutest…
Prelude To King Kong Ayyy! Yee-hah! Dick Kunc: Here's one with your father's mou…
Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask FZ: Blow your harmonica, son!…
Pretty Pat -------------------- Interviewer: Who came up with the name …
Progress? Bunk: Hey, put that down! Art: What are you d…
Prologue Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Promiscuous The surgeon general, doctor koop S'posed to give you all the…
Proto-Minimalism Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Lowell George (guitar) Roy Estra…
Punky's Whips Terry bozzio (drums) Roy estrada (vocals, bass) Adrian belew…
Purple Haze Purple haze All in my brain Well lately things they just d…
Pygmy Twylyte Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (sax…
Rat Tomago Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
Redneck Eats JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy,…
Reeny Ra Hoy hoy ra dala data hoy hoy ra dala data Hoy…
Regyptian Strut Frank Zappa--percussion George Duke--keyboards Bruce Fowler-…
Religious Superstition Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano Louis: No, you're in the…
Republicans [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Tower Theater, Up…
Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Lowell George (guitar, vo…
Return of the Son of Monster Magnet Suzy? Yes Suzy Creamcheese? Yes This is the voice of you…
Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar [includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo fr…
Return Of Your Mama You know, your mama and your daddy Saying I'm no good…
Rhymin' Man Rhymin' man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand -…
Ride My Face to Chicago Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Right There Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estr…
Ring of Fire Love is a burning thing And it makes a firery ring Bound…
Road Ladies Don't it ever get lonesome? Yeah! Sure gets lonesome Don't i…
Ronnie Sings Ronnie Williams (vocals) Frank Zappa (guitar) (cough) FZ: W…
Ronnie's Booger Story Ronnie williams (vocals) Frank zappa (guitar) Ronnie: We li…
Room Service Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (sax…
Rubber Girl Thank you, okay, sit down Some more raw unbridled perfurnery…
Rubber Shirt Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink By Thomas McKee Hi and howdy doody. I'm a union man You can…
Run Home Slow Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar) Roy estrada (bas…
Run Home Slow Theme [Art Laboe's Original Sound Studios, LA 1963]…
Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar) Roy estrada (bas…
Ruthie-Ruthie Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) How…
Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfas…
Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfas…
Saliva Can Only Take So Much Spider: Saliva can only take so much Louis: Well I got…
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top Sam with the showing scalp flat top, Particular about the p…
San Ber Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthes…
Satumaa FZ: We have now a special request. No, you'd better…
Say Please (Lennon, Ono, FZ) [Fillmore East, NYC Late show, June 6,…
Scrutinizer Postlude Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer . . . a…
Scumbag Scumbag, scumbag Scumbag, scumbag Scumbag, yeah! Scumbag…
Secret Greasing During some of the great sounds from out of the…
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Ladies and gentlemen! [Chorus] 200 motels 200 motels,…
SEX Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar…
Sexual Harassment in the Workplace [Fox Theater, San Diego, California December 12, 1981FZ HEND…
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray White (guitar, vocals)…
Sharleena I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena. Can't you see I…
She Painted Up Her Face She painted up her face She sat before the mirror She pain…
Ship Ahoy [includes part of the leather conversation] [Guitar solo fr…
Shove It Right In She chooses all the clothes She'll wear tonight to dance in…
Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar [includes a quote from the Mystery Rehearsal Piece and part…
Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh,…
Sleep Dirt Heh! Got that tempo? Hm hm Heh! Gettin' tired? No, …
Sleeping In A Jar It's the middle of the night And your mommy & your…
Small Eternity With Yoko Ono (Lennon, Ono) [Fillmore East, NYC Late show, June 6, 1971] …
Smell My Beard Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (sa…
So Happy Together Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dial…
Society Pages Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Sofá I am the heaven I am the water Ich bin…
Sofa #1 Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthes…
Sofa No. 1 I am the heaven I am the water Ich bin…
Sofa No. 2 I am the heaven I am the water Ich bin…
Soft Sell Conclusions A lot of people don't bother about their Friends in the…
Soft-Sell Conclusion A lot of people don't bother about their Friends in the…
Some Ballet Music Pooooo-eehhhh! Thank you what a marvelous response from A r…
Someplace Else Right Now Gilly: I'd like to be . . . someplace else…
Son Of Orange County Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, sy…
Son Of Saint Alfonzo Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfas…
Son Of Suzy Creamcheese Suzy Creamcheese, Oh, mama, now What's got into ya? Suzy yo…
Soup [Guitar solo from Illinois Enema Bandit Santa Monica Civic A…
Spider Of Destiny Listen carefully, spider of destiny You must heed the call …
St Alfonzo Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfas…
Stairway to Heaven There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And…
Star Wars Won't Work Star Wars won't work star Wars won’t work Star Wars won't…
Status Back Baby I'm losing status at the high school I used to think…
Steal Away I've got to see you Somehow Not tomorrow Right now…
Stevie's Spanking Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ray white (guitar, vocals) Steve v…
Stick It Out Joe: Fick mich, do miserabler hurensohn do miserabler hurens…
Stick Together Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve Vai (guitar…
Stink Foot In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Where …
Stink‐Foot In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the water Whe…
Stolen Moments (Oliver Nelson) [Trumpet solo by Walt Fowler Frauenthal Aud…
Stranded in the Jungle The name of this song is "Stranded In The Jungle" Yes,…
Strictly Genteel Mark volman (vocals) Howard kaylan (vocals) Ian underwood (k…
Stucco Homes [includes quotes from The Radio Is Broken, Dueling Banjos (S…
Stuff Up the Cracks If you decide to leave me, it's all over If you…
Suicide Chump Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Sunrise Redeemer [Guitar solo from Let's Move To Cleveland Sunrise Musical T…
Sunshine of Your Love Isaac Hayes Gabby Hayes, well Willie Mays Helen Hayes Speaki…
Super Grease (M.O.I./FZ) [includes a quote from Lady Of The Island (Grah…
Swans? What Swans? [Guitar solo from Pound For A Brown Fox Theater, San Diego,…
Sweet Leilani Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Lowell George (guitar, voc…
Sy Borg Joe: Sy Borg Gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg Gimme dat, give me…
Systems Of Edges [Guitar solo from Inca Roads Rhein-Main-Halle, Wiesbaden, G…
T'Mershi Duween Wow!…
Take Me Out to the Ball Game Awright, welcome, and good evening to the baseball game. I'…
Take your clothes of when yo There will come a time when everybody Who is lonely will…
tango Some of you may know that the tango, Which Is not…
Tears Began to Fall Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
Teen-age Prostitute Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray W…
Teen-Age Wind Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Teenage Prostitute Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whi…
Teenage Wind Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
Telephone Conversation Pam: Well -just . . . operator? Hold for a…
Tell Me You Love Me Tell me you love me, tell me you love me Like…
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi' Devi usar…
That Evil Prince Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites Hallenstadion, Zurich, S…
That Would Be the End of That Spider: We can get our strength up by making some…
That's Not Really a Shuffle Guitar solo from King Kong Brondbyhallen, Copenhagen, Denmar…
That's Not Really Reggae [Guitar solo from Whippin' Post (Allman) Hammersmith Odeon,…
The "Torchum" Never Stops Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals)…
The Air The air Escaping from your mouth The hair Escaping from your…
The Birth Of Captain Beefheart Hello, there, kids, it's your old friend Captain Beefheart! …
The Black Page 2 Frank Zappa (lead guitar) Ike Willis (guitar) Ray White (gui…
The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1 Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar,…
The Blackouts Wayne lyles (vocals) Terry wimberly (piano) Elwood jr. madeo…
The Blue Light Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike willis (rhythm guitar,…
The Booger Man Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (sa…
The Central Scrutinizer PRELUDE Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world …
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny A-ha-hah! Bwah-ha-ha! (Cough! Cough!) Ha ha ha ha! Nyah-ha-h…
The Church Chat (somebody in the crowd yells in something In French what is…
The Clap Frank Zappa (drums) (Instrumental)…
The Closer You Are The closer you are The brighter the stars in the sky And…
The Crab-Grass Baby Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray Wh…
The Dangerous Kitchen Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar…
the dead girls of london C'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Got some mone…
The Deathless Horsie [Hammersmith Odeon, London February 19, 1979 Engineer: Mick …
The Dick Kunc Story Dick: I started out in florida, uh producing a record at…
The Downtown Talent Scout Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Elliot ingber (rhythm guit…
The Dressing Room Big John Mazmanian! Gas Rhonda! Funny Car! Sunday! FZ: T…
The Duke That is the sound of a Very short cymbal it's a Finger…
The Duke of Orchestral Prunes A moon beam through the prune in june Reveals your chest…
The Duke Of Prunes A moon beam through the prune in june Reveals your chest…
The Duke Regains His Chops And you'll be my duchess My duchess of prunes I'm looking t…
The Evil Prince Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ike willis (guitar, vocals) Ray wh…
The Florida Airport Tape Frank zappa (guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) Howard kay…
The Girl in the Magnesium Dress We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth The girl wants to fix him some broth. Tinsel cock! [Ch…
The Girl's Dream Soprano: Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh …
The Grand Wazoo We haven't lyrics of this song. Please, add these lyrics…
The Groupie Routine Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Mark volman (vocals) Howar…
The Gumbo Variations FZ: Take two How many bars? FZ: Uh... Why don't you count…
The Idiot Bastard Son The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER'S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODA…
The Illinois Enema Bandit Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ray white (rhythm guitar, …
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar…
The Jelly Jelly Roll Gum Drop, got my eyes on you Baby don't…
The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson Artist. Frank Zappa Title: The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy L…
The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts Blorp Blorp The lad searches the night for his newts Blorp …
The Legend Of The Golden Arches Heh heh heh... GrrrRRRNNHH... Suzy: The first thing that at…
The Little House I Used to Live In Ooh! Lalalalala Hoopla! Oink! oink! Lalalala Aah! Yayayaya…
The Little March Frank zappa (guitar) Lowell george (guitar) Roy estrada (bas…
The Living Garbage Truck [includes quotes from Mona Bone Jakon (Cat Stevens) and Long…
The London Cab Tape (M.O.I.) [London Probably November 29, 1970] Howard: …
The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyality Oath Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals) Mark Volman (vocals) Howard Kay…
the madison panty sniffing festival FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen. Direct from…
The Mammy Nuns Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
The Man From Utopia Well this is the story of a man That lived in…
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar…
The massive improve lence Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
The Motel Lobby [includes a quote from Blue Moon (Hart/Rodgers)] Howard: …
The Motel Room (Leaving in fifteen minutes, Frank I've never been underwea…
The Mud Shark Frank zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark volman (lead vocals, dialo…
The Mudd Club Hey, they're really dancin' They're on auto-destruct on the …
The Mudshark Interview Field Recordings: September, 1970-February, 1971 FZ--voice,…
The Nancy & Mary Music Everybody sing!…
The Orange County Lumber Truck Ha ha ha ha ha ha...…
The Pig's Music FZ: Tonight you guys are going to try and figure…
The Poodle Lecture FZ: In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereaft…
The Purple Lagoon Hello Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen Welcome to o…
The Radio Is Broken The cosmos at large Its so very big Its so far away The…
The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet Suzy? Yes Suzy Creamcheese? Yes This is the voice of your co…
The Sanzini Brothers (Underwood, Volman, Kaylan) [Fillmore East, NYC June 5-6, 1…
The Sealed Tuna Bolero This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna…
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guita…
The Spew King Howard: I think the big problem, Ian, is that it…
The Story of a Pound for a Brown Frank zappa (lead guitar) Ray white (guitar) Steve vai (guit…
The Story Of Willie The Pimp I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair of…
The Torture Never Stops Flies all green and buzzin' In this dungeon of despair Priso…
The Torture Never Stops Part One Flies all green 'n buzzin' in his dungeon of despair Prison…
The Torture Never Stops Part Two Flies all green 'n buzzin' in his dungeon of despair Who…
The Uncle Frankie Show Here's another thing that you can Do on the piano, if…
The Uncle Meat Variations Ya ya ya ya ya ahhhahahhhhhhhh Ya ya ya ya ya ahhhahahhhhhhh…
The Untouchables Rico! Youngblood! Wake up Prohibition is over, but the count…
The Voice Of Cheese Hello, teenage America (heh), My name is Suzy Creemcheese, …
The Whip Terry bozzio (drums) Roy estrada (vocals, bass) Adrian belew…
The White Boy Troubles Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
The World Ah, he's the world's greatest sinner. I said, the world's gr…
Them Or Us Frank zappa (guitar) Scott thunes (bass, mini-moog) Chad wac…
Theme From "Bonanza" And speaking of torture How about this ugly son of a…
Theme From Bonanza And speaking of torture How about this ugly son of a…
Theme From the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear Guitar solo originally from The Palladium, NYC October 27, 1…
There's No Lust in Jazz Field Recordings: September, 1970-February, 1971 FZ--voice,…
They Made Me Eat It Girl 1: WhatÂ's it like when... when they play piano…
Things That Look Like Meat [Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lites Terrace Ballroom, Salt…
This Ain't CNN Frank zappa (synclavier) Ensemble modern Ich bin grad reink…
This Is All Wrong [Artis the Spoonman spoons] Moon: This is all wrong. This i…
This Is Phaze III [includes a quote from Merry-Go-Round (Fischer)] Spider: …
This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich This town This town This town we're in is just a Sealed t…
Those Little Golden Birdies Originally appeared on Clear Spot Those little golden birdi…
Tiger Roach Captain beefheart (vocals) Frank zappa (guitar) Janschi (bas…
Time Is Money Time is money But space is a long, long time! Perhaps you…
Tinsel Town Rebellion From madam wong's to starwood To the whiskey on the strip …
Tinseltown Rebellion From madam wong's to starwood To the whiskey on the strip Yo…
Tiny Sick Tears Frank zappa (vocals) Lowell george (guitar, vocals) Roy estr…
Titties & Beer It was the blackest night! There was no moon in sight! (you…
Titties 'n' Beer It was the blackest night There was no moon in…
Titties and Beer It was the blackest night! There was no moon in sight! (you…
Toads Of The Short Forest FZ: At this very moment on stage we have drummer…
Too Ugly for Show Business [Guitar solo from King Kong Berkeley Community Theater Decem…
Torchum Never Stops Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Torture Never Stops Flies all green and buzzin' In this dungeon of despair Pri…
Transylvania Boogie (Instrumental)…
Treacherous Cretins [includes parts of the leather conversation] [Hammersmith O…
Triyn' to Grow a Chin Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
Trouble Every Day Well, I'm about to get sick From watchin' my TV Been checkin…
Truck Driver Divorce Frank zappa (vocals, guitar) Steve vai (rhythm guitar) Ray w…
Tryin' to Grow a Chin Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
Tuna Fish Promenade This town This town Is a sealed tuna sandwich Sealed tuna sa…
Tush Tush Tush Napoleon: [Bittle of melon, bittle lit of melon, what…
T’Mershi Duween Wow!…
Uncle Bernie's Farm (I'm dreaming...) There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, A bom…
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I 0:00 FZ: We're shooting the uh, title sequence for Uncle…
Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II 0:00 Phyllis: I used to watch him eat, and while he…
Uncle Remus Wo, are we movin' too slow? Have you seen us, Uncle Remus…
Underground Freak-Out Music Frank Zappa (vocals) Lowell George (guitar) Roy Estrada (b…
Valarie Frank zappa (vocals, guitar) Lowell george (rhythm guitar, v…
Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley G…
Valley Girl" Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valle…
Variations On Sinister #3 [Guitar solo from Easy Meat Oscar Mayer Theatre, Madison, W…
Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression [Guitar solo from City Of Tiny Lights Santa Monica Civic Aud…
Village Of The Sun [Chorus] Goin' back home To the Village of the Sun Out…
Wait a Minute Listen to him go! Wait a minute; we gotta get somethin'…
Watermelon In East Hay This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Joe has just worked himself …
Watermelon in Easter Hay (Joe's Garage Version '79) Central Scrutinizer: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe h…
We Are Not Alone Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine) Steve vai (guitar…
We Can Not Shoot You Ian: Dee... dee BAH dam... eeeeh-dam pa-pa-pa-pa-pam... tee-…
We Gotta Get Into Something Real Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guita…
We Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way... ------------------------------------------------------------…
We're Turning Again Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
Weasels Ripped My Flesh Goodnight, kids Thanks for coming to our concert…
Wedding Dress Song (traditional, arranged by FZ) [Apostolic Studios, NYC De…
Welcome to the United States [includes Narrhalla-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Louie Lo…
Well "Hey! sit down and cool it for a minute so…
Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio? [Guitar solo from Drowning Witch Majestic Performing Arts C…
Wet T-Shirt Night Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Warren cucurullo (rhythm g…
Wet T-Shirt Nite Act I SCENE FIVE THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST After a few …
We’re Turning Again Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
What Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, …
What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
What Kind Of Girl Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialo…
What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are Howard: What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this?…
What Kind Of Girl? Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Ike Willis (guitar, vocals…
What Kind of Girls Do You Think We Are Howard: What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this?…
What Kinda Group Do You Think We Are Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialo…
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning What will this evening Bring me this morning? What will this…
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning? What will this evening Bring me this morning? What will th…
What Will This Morning Bring Me This Evening What will this evening Bring me this morning? What will this…
What's New in Baltimore Frank Zappa (guitar, lead vocals) Ray White (rhythm guitar, …
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy Mundi (drums,…
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Par…
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? Reprise What's the ugliest Part of your body? (Darling, when I . .…
Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Par…
What`s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Frank Zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) Billy Mundi (drums,…
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling There's a tear in your eye And I'm wondering why For it…
When It's Perfect... FZ: . . . just so I can hear the…
When No One Was No One [Guitar solo from Zoot Allures Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany…
When The Lie's So Big They got lies so big They don't make a noise They tell…
Where Is Johnny Velvet Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Lowell George (guitar, voc…
Where's Our Equipment? Frank Zappa Ray Collins (tambourine) Roy Estrada (bass) D…
Which One Is It [Guitar solo from Black Page Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany J…
Which One Is It? [Guitar solo from Black Page Olympiahalle, Munich, Germany …
Whippin Post I been run down Lord, I been lied to And I don't…
White Boy Troubles Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
Who Are the Brain Police What will you do if we let you go home And…
Who Needs the Peace Corps What's there to live for? Who needs the peace corps? Think I…
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt…
Why Don't You Do Me Right Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right?…
why don't you like me "He's white, Jim . . . " Why don't you like…
why don'tcha do me right Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right?…
why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right?…
Why Don`tcha Do Me Right Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right?…
Why Johnny Can't Read [includes a quote from Shortnin' Bread (Trad.)] [Guitar sol…
Why Not John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna…
Wild Love Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
Willie the Pimp I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back Pair of…
Willie the Pimp Part One Mud Shark All groupies must bow down In the sacre…
Wind Up Workin This here song might offend you some. If it does, it's…
Winos Do Not March [Guitar solo from Sharleena Sunrise Musical Theatre, Sunris…
Wistful Wit a Fist-Full Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve Vai (guitar) Ray Whit…
Wonderful Tattoo! Dear Jim and PFI, Enclosed are photos of my cock And the…
Wonderful Wino L.a. in the summer of '69 I went downtown and bought…
World Greatest Sinner Ah, he's the world's greatest sinner. I said, the world's g…
Would You Go All The Way Remember Freddie and Jo? The night you went to the show? (…
Would You Like A Snack Went on the road For a month touring What a drag You gotta…
Wowie Zowie Wowie Zowie Your love's a treat Wowie Zowie You can't be bea…
WPLJ I say WPLJ, really taste good to me WPLJ, won't you…
Xmas Values Spider: I think I can explain about about how the…
Ya Hozna Not sure if its correct, because Ya Hozna is backwards…
Yellow Snow Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my…
Yo Cats Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Johnny "…
Yo Mama Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian Belew (rhythm guit…
Yo' Mama Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Adrian belew (rhythm guita…
You Are What You Are Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialo…
You Are What You Is Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier) Steve vai (guitar) Ray whit…
You Call That Music Frank Zappa (guitar) Lowell George (guitar) Roy Estrada (bas…
You Didn't Try to Call Me Ray collins (lead vocals) Frank zappa (lead guitar) Roy estr…
You Didn’t Try To Call Me You didn't try to call me, why didn't ya try,…
You Got Your Armies Jeff: Let me tell you right now, man, you got…
You're Just Insultin' Me Aren't You Mike: You're just insulting me, aren't you? It's not funny,…
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here You're probably wondering Why I'm here And so am I So am I J…
Your Mouth Your mouth is your religion You put your faith in a…
You’re Just Insultin’ Me Aren’t You! Mike: You're just insulting me, aren't you? It's not funny,…
Zanti Serenade (Underwood, Preston, FZ) [Rainbow Theater, London, Englan…
Zomby Woof Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep…
Zoot Allures Terry Bozzio (drums, background vocals) Davey Moire (vocals)…
[intro] Howard: Ready, Madge? FZ: You have to feel like .…