2600 I'm the only kid in my whole school Doesn't get to…
Alone Again In a little while from now If I'm not feeling any…
Artificial Heart They gave me a test to make me the best…
Christmas Is Interesting You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for…
Nemeses It's an amazing smile Even the suit has teeth Everything f…
Wikipedia Chanukah Judea was part of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt from…

We have lyrics for these tracks by Jonathan Coulton:

'Still Alive' This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" …
A Laptop Like You Here at the bar who cares what I do I'm all…
A Talk With George There's a tall thin man standing in the shadows When he…
Alone at Home I am glad to be shopping here with you I will…
Always the Moon Before there ever was a you and me The endless void…

Artificial Heart I am glad to be shopping here with you I will…
Baby Got Back LA face with the Oakland booty I like big butts and…
Bacteria Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteria. Bacteria. Bacte…
Better Where did we go? When was the moment that we broke…
Betty and Me I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr.…
Big Bad World One All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled…
Big Dick Farts a Polka Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends There's …
Blue Sunny Day Early light that burns my eyes, A minute more the sun…
Bozo I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined…
Brand New Sucker Somebody put their feet up on the table Somebody made a…
Brookline Not far away in a place by the sea Something is…
Chiron Beta Prime This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons. You…
Christmas Is Interesting You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for…
Code Monkey Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code…
Creepy Doll In a town in the woods at the top of…
Curl Somewhere in the darkness There's a man they call The Skipp…
Dance Soterios Johnson Dance A voice like honey, no one else could fill his…
De-Evolving I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in…
Dissolve On the day she finally left me She left one thing…
Don't Talk To Strangers When you were just a young girl and still in…
Down Today Tell me what you think I've been doing wrong I'm too…
Drinking with You We work late and I pretend that I don't notice…
Drive When I drive car I feel like sexy My blood get hot My…
Famous Blue Raincoat It's four in the morning, the end of December I'm writing…
First of May I woke up this morning I had a scone and…
Flickr There's a small town in the mountains where the streets…
Fraud It wears you thin Unpacks a bag and it settles in Ten…
Furry Old Lobster When I was a young boy I’d follow the path Down…
Future Soon Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It…
Glasses Shed the days like skin Pray for evenings in Hold their ha…
Good Morning Tucson It's still so dark because it's Still so early and the Chi…
I You used to laugh at me when I drove a…
I Crush Everything I lie below, you float above In the pretty white…
I Feel Fantastic I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I…
I Hate California I hate California There's something out there I just don't…
I Will Who knows how long I've loved you? You know I love…
I'm a Mason Now You used to laugh at me when I drove a…
I'm Having a Party The time has come to celebrate my birthday We just…
I'm Your Moon They invented a reason That's why it stings They don't thi…
Ikea Long ago in days of yore It all began with…
Je Suis Rick Springfield Souvenez-vous il y a une disque avec un chien? Un chien…
Just as Long as Me It’s a sad and awful story and the shorter folks…
Kenesaw Mountain Landis Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was…
Lady Aberlin's MuuMuu What angels found then lost again So big and round, such…
Madelaine If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger But if…
Make You Cry I drove seven hours All day to see you The least that…
Mandelbrot Set Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician Ev…
Mason You used to laugh at me when I drove a…
Millionaire Girlfriend I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long…
Monkey Shines When it gets bad do you believe it will get…
Mr. Fancy Pants I lie below, you float above In the pretty white…
My Beige Bear Taupe mouse, top hat on his head Thinks he looks so…
My Monkey My monkey gets busy sometimes My monkey’s got a lot of…
Nemeses It's an amazing smile Even the suit has teeth Everything fla…
Nobody Loves You Like Me Here at the bar who cares what I do I'm all…
Not About You I haven't thought of you in fifteen days and today…
Now I Am An Arsonist I was just an acrobat, high above the street Pointing at…
Octopus I still remember the words you said They were hard enough…
Over There Take a boat, take a plane Go to London, go…
Overhead Once in a while I go out of my way…
Pizza Day Did you notice something? Did the world seem different when…
Podsafe Christmas Song We want a podsafe Christmas song We want a song that's…
Portal: Still Alive This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" I…
Pull the String Everybody knows you're onto something And they all want in …
Re Vos Cerveaux (Translation by Jeremsoft) Salut Tom, c'est Bob, j'bosse …
Re Your Brains Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall…
Resolutions I will clean up my toys. I will brush my teeth…
Rock and Roll Boy I want to be a rock star When I was born…
Seahorse He made his way and hoped someday he'd find someone to…
See You All in Hell Three cameras Seven divers Three dives Four hours drive One …
Shop Vac We took the freeway out of town Found a place to…
Sibling Rivalry Meet Joan and Jane Joan and Jane are in Brooklyn New…
Skullcrusher Mountain Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope…
SkyMall O'Hare is nice this time of year I check my…
So Far So Good Today's the day it gets better This much I know I'm gone,…
Soft Rocked By Me I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass…
Someone Is Crazy Is Bitter there? I’d rather talk to her than Disappointed Th…
Space Doggity The cage is very small A tiny silver ball That makes you…
Sticking It to Myself I'm right here And I heard everything you say Those things T…
Still Alive This was a triumph I'm making a note here; "Huge success" I…
Stroller Town Downtown stroller town Take a stroll around Downtown strol…
Sucker Punch Down to three I don't like to lose a man Third location…
Summer's Over Summer's over You're going back to school I'm staying here…
Take Care of Me I woke up with a headache Slept too late and my…
That Spells DNA We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced…
The Big Boom It was 3 AM when I heard the sound Stuck my…
The Future Soon Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It…
The Presidents Washington came first and he was perfect John Adams kept us…
The Princess Who Saved Herself There was a castle by a waterfall with a pink…
The Stache In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin Shaved…
The Town Crotch The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton…
The World Belongs to You Out of the clear blue cloudless skies A bolt of lightning…
Till the Money Comes We used to have such a good thing But we were…
Today With Your Wife I had a great time today with your wife Under an…
Todd the T1000 Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9 that we…
Tom Cruise Crazy Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all…
Under the Pines I agreed to host the show That was how this whole…
W's Duty I like duty Let me talk about duty Why? Because it needs…
Want You Gone Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember …
Washy Ad Jeffy Washy Ad Jeffy Maddy Monroe Ad Jackson Van Hair Ty Po Tay Ph…
When I'm 25 or 64 Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When…
When You Go Only a moment ago we had nothing but time Everything lasted…
Womb With A View We were so small when we met I still remember, I'll…
You Could Be Her I run the God damned pretzel store at Buckingham Mall Here…
You Ruined Everything I was fine, I pulled myself together Just in time to…