Barrel Racer Land
Kenny Feidler Lyrics

She pulls a fifty footer just to haul one horse
Despite the absurdity of it, she uses a fifty-foot trailer to transport a single horse.

Won a hundred dollars all profit of course
She's proud of her win, which earned her a mere hundred dollars.

Cuz her daddy buys the feed and her boyfriend owns the truck
Her success in barrel racing is due to her daddy buying the horse's feed and her boyfriend owning the transportation truck.

All she's gotta do is ride her horse and ...
Apart from riding her horse, she doesn't have to do much else to prepare for a race.

It's another great day to be looking that good
For her, winning also means looking good, which makes it another great day.

In and out the arena she's hanging on the wood
She's skilled at winning races and often clings on to the wooden poles in the arena as she zooms past.

Perfume is so strong passed out and hit the can
The scent of her perfume is so strong it causes others to pass out - or perhaps she did, given her reference to hitting the can.

It's another great day in barrel racer land
She's living her dream of competing in barrel races and winning, so every day feels like a blessing.

Got a roper for his money buys her lots a shit
She has a wealthy boyfriend who buys her lots of things in exchange for her attention and loyalty.

Got a roughy on the side when she wants some good ...
She also has a secret lover who satisfies her in ways her boyfriend can't.

Runs an Appaloosa pony chasing first placed prize
She uses an Appaloosa breed of pony to pursue the top prize in competitions.

Probly ain't the worst she's had between her thighs
While she's in a committed relationship with her roper, she has had worse lovers in the past.

Got a kippys belt and five colored hair
She has a fancy Kippys-brand belt and five different colors in her hair.

Fur on her boots and none down there
She wears fur on her boots but doesn't groom her pubic hair.

Took outa couple panels when she finally broke
She accidentally caused a few panels to fall off when her horse went haywire during a race.

Her horse is fuckin crazy got em tripping on coke
Her horse is wild and unpredictable - it's so uncontrollable it seems as though it's high on cocaine.

Got a pleather saddle and a couple a bits
Instead of genuine leather, she has a pleather saddle and a few bits to control her horse.

No inhibitions and a set of fake tits
She's proud of her lack of inhibitions and her artificial chest.

Pounding down the liquor for the rodeos end
She drinks heavily at the end of a long day of racing.

Lost her front teeth fighting with her best friend
During a fight with her best friend, she lost some of her front teeth.

Woulda coulda shoulda but she knocked down the third
She laments her mistake of knocking down the third barrel while racing.

Ground was too deep and her horse saw a bird
The ground was too deep and, due to a sudden appearance of a bird, her horse became too distracted to continue competing.

Musics to loud and the lights were to bright
Loud music and bright lights disrupted her concentration, costing her a potential win.

She'd a had the buckle if things had went right
She's convinced that if things had gone according to plan, she would have won the much-coveted buckle.

Well it's not an easy life on the barrel racing road
Despite the glamour she sees in her sport, it's actually quite difficult and demanding to keep up with.

Every now and then she takes a big load
Occasionally, she makes big mistakes in races and pays the consequences.

Cuz you gotta turn and burn if you wanna be fast
To achieve success in this sport, one must master the technique of making quick and sharp turns.

Turn rich men into poor men got rug burn on her ass
Her plan is to use her skills to drain the wallets of rich men, even if it means enduring some physical discomfort in the process.