A Good Hard Look (spoken) I think it's time we so-called "sensitive men" stop…
A Little Restraint I was walking down 12th Street, which was fun, past…
And And then And then And so And like And see And look I m…
Antimatter (spoken) Recently, the Times reported that sc…
Anywhere I could be here I could be in a salad I could…
As I Walked Thru Queens The brick house The green trees The parked cars The rainy st…
At Dave's There were other ways of knowing: he stepped into a…
Betrayal Takes Two Betrayal takes two. Who did it to who? I mean: not…
Bloodletting To live here now Lying down Living as one of the bloodless H…
Cheesecake Truck So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake…
Chickens We like chickens Tiny little chickens Little little chicke…
Clamsauce Learning how to learn, she inserted the knife into the…
Come Closer No important pronouncements or announcements No words of ad…

Damned if I Know (shouted) Damned if I know! Fuck if I know! Shit if I…
Despair (sung) Darkness and misery, like two little birdies …
Detachable I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my…
Detachable Penis I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my…
Dick Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at…
Dinosaurs There used to be dinosaurs There used to be dinosaurs walki…
Domestic Life She pressed the knife lightly against his left testicle and…
double fucked by 2 black studs Double fucked by two black studs Double fucked by two black…
Eating People (spoken) I think it's all right to eat other people, as…
Ed Ed was at the end of his rope, An expression he…
Ennui (spoken) Personally, I'm more than a little disillusioned w…
Equivalencies Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Con…
Failure Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and…
Farm "Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed As another rush of…
Fish And now, I would like to speak about fish I have…
Fluting on the Hump I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So…
Fourthly Firstly, you begin. Secondly, you continue. Thirdly, you end…
Freyne I was lucky in high school, I went to a…
Frightened & Freezing Frightened and freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I t…
Gary & Melissa Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved…
gary and melissa Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Lov…
Gay/Not Gay I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and…
Give me a Dollar (screamed) Give me a dollar! Hey! Give me a dollar! I wan…
Glass Hey hey, look at me Hey hey, I'm Phillip glass Hey, look…
Good Things (spoken) You know what's a good food? Avocados. They…
Hamsters (spoken) What is good to do is to try to get…
Happiness (spoken) Welling up from within, clawing away, eatin…
Happy Hour In this happy sing-song hell hole In this torture house of…
Happy Note I don't know why I'm always inclined To end on a happy…
He Needed He needed more time He needed more space He needed more mone…
Heaven It's so beautiful here The swallows are swinging and swaying…
Heavy Holy Man The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden…
Hemopheliac of Love When I drive through the great northwest The snowcaps on the…
Hey Jesus Hey Jesus Where ya going?…
How to Remember Your Dreams In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them…
I Dare To Hope (sung) It doesn't matter what words I say You know …
I Wish I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I…
I'm Open I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you…
I'm Sorry No, I never was in Vietnam I never once dove into…
If Only If Only By John S Hall and Dogbowl King Missile (Dog Fly…
It's It's a putrid nightmare It's a putrid nightmare It's a yel…
It's Saturday I want to be different, Like everybody else I want…
Jesus Was Way Cool Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to…
Jim Jim is a new character I just thought of today,…
JLH (spoken) A lot of people have said Giuliani did a great…
Juniper Dog (sung) Juniper Dog Juniper Dog Come jump on me Ju…
Keep Walking This never happened, we never met. I don't even exist,…
Leather Clown Back in elementary school Fourth grade, I think it was I had…
Let's Have Sex I will slur And heel And hem And haw I will eat a monkey…
Lies A narrative framework Another break with illusion A cognitiv…
Life Life, With its wonderful smells, With its enchanting plant…
Listen to Me I didn't come to tell you 'bout the crucifix I didn't…
Lou Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, But he was so…
Love Is Love is beautiful Like birds that sing Love is not ugly Like…
Love You More I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in…
Margaret's Eyes Grayer than the widest overcast skies These are Margaret's …
Martin Scorcese This ones called Martin Scorsese He makes the best fuckin&#…
Martin Scorsese This one' called Martin Scorsese He makes the best fucking f…
Meditation is Boring (spoken against a background of drawn-out "om"s) Hey, you k…
Metanoia Bassinets, clarinets Proletarion chariots Polyunsaturated ci…
Monks I like to sing I wish I could sing like those…
Mr. Johnson Mr. Johnson lives on the corner of our street And he…
Mr. Pomerantz Naked eye! Naked ear! Naked angels! Splattered and boring…
Muffy Muffy-She's an american original Muffy-Is she vegetable or …
My Father (spoken, by John) My father died in the '80s, but in…
My Heart is a Flower My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropp…
My Lover (spoken) I find it Particularly enjoyable When my …
Nine Wishes Today I shall venture forth into the world and have…
No Point There is no point to life. There is no point to…
Now Once there was nothing but nothingness Then something happen…
Nów I don? t wanna talk to you I don? t wanna…
Open Open the door to your heart and your mind There are…
Open Up I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I…
Pain Series : Cold Pool A-and this one's called "Cold Pool." I-it's not really painf…
Pain Series : Hammer Thumb Okay, and the next one is called "Hammer Thumb." Ow! Jesus…
Pain Series : Hot Coffee Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems. It's very…
Pain Series : Paper Cut Okay, and this next one is called "Paper Cut." I-it's…
Pain Series : Stomach Cramps And this one is called "Stomach Cramps." Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!…
Pain Series VII: Splinter (spoken) All right, this one's called "Splinter." …
Part Two Then one day The boy was walking through town And he came…
Phaedreaux (sung) Phaedreaux was sad and dejected, bereft and b…
Pickaxe She split my head open with a pick axe And I…
Pigs Will Fly I don't know what it is That is or isn't inside…
Prophecy They were all-around friendly ones, they have guns with ange…
Punish Him On the front of it A blanket stuffs itself backwards But t…
Rock 'n Roll Will Never Die Nah, but I'm sorry But look I'm sorry But, rock 'n' roll? Ro…
Royal Lunch (sung) Dead bodies flying up in the sky Pogo stick …
Satan (spoken) Oh, that Satan He's a bad one Stay away from tha…
Scotland I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I…
Sensitive Artist I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am…
Sex With You Sex with you is all I want Sex with you and…
She Didn't Want She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and…
She Had Nothing She had nothing to say She had nothing to say "Well, that's…
Sink Holy Holy Holy Holy All is holy in the sink In the…
So Happy (sung) I get so happy sometimes I could sing Such …
Socks Look at all my socks Oh, so many, many socks I can't…
Step on Me You keep your head down And slip behind things A silhouette …
Still The One We've been together since way back when Sometimes I never wa…
Stonehenge I want to go to a place where nobody knows…
Suggested Response to the Coming Crises (spoken) Look. I'd be the first to admit that I don'…
Take Me Home Take me home, take me home Take me home and throw…
Take Stuff From Work Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel better…
That Old Dog I waited two and a half years for a train…
The Angel I went to the mailbox and a small little man…
The Blood Song I remember the last time I donated blood. The nurse put…
The Box They put him in the box And they gave him toys…
The Boy Made Out Of Bone China (spoken) There was a boy made out of china – bo…
The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and Could Jump Over a Church Once there once was a boy Who was very happy most…
The Bunny Song Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny…
The Bunny Who Wanted to Be a Rat Once there was an adorable little bunny That hopped and bop…
The Chosen (spoken) There is almost nothing worse in the world than to…
The Dishwasher He looked late 30's, maybe mid 30's Tall, maybe six feet I…
The Evil Children And so The very evil children Took the dog out to play…
The Fish That Played the Ponies Once upon a time, Somewhere in the ocean somewhere, There …
The Friendly Man (sung) The friendly man will always be our friend We love …
The God (spoken) Well, look. Of course I appreciate your sincerity,…
The Indians The Indians lived all over this land before we came…
The Little Sandwich That Got A Guilt Complex Because He Was The Sole Survivor Of A Horrible Bus Cras And this story is called "The Little Sandwich That Got…
The Love Song Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the wall Faces of crim…
The Miracle of Childbirth Your father fucked your mother. At least once, your father…
The Neither World In the neither world, Everything is versed and reversed. …
The President (sung) Hail to the scumbag, the motherfucking president …
The Sandbox And I would go And I would go everyday almost…
The Story of Willy On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke…
The Way to Salvation Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It…
They They can put a man on the moon They can make…
Title Track (Sanskrit lyrics from the Brahma Samita) This is it This i…
To Walk Among the Pigs To Walk Among The Pigs King missile (Transcribed by ear) To …
Tour Diary: Louisville (spoken) The fire leaped and licked, lapping up our …
Trapped Why are we trapped here in the dark so long? It's…
Up My Ass Oh yeah, up my ass Up my ass Up my ass A lit…
VvV Clinging to the end of time Crawling stairs, climbing floors…
What If One day What if one day What if I said I wish I…
When She Closed Her Eyes When she closed her eyes She saw her planet explode When she…
Wind Up Toys If most of us were wind up-toys Could we trust the…
Wuss I was a teenage wuss. In junior high school, I had…
Ww3 Is a Giant Ice Cream Cone Cherry on the top Like a nuclear warhead Nuclear bomb Gonna …