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Larry The Cable Guy Lyrics


A Letter To Santy Claus Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he can't drive…
A Letter to Shania Twain Last Christmas I went up in niceville, for a little…
Been to the Titty Bar Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See…
Call A Doctor Call the doctor Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull…
Can't Understand My Accent It was my parent's anniversary a while Back it was a…
Christmas Commentary Get a job, you bum bum bum bum Money don't grow…
Christmas Weight Gain Boy, I tell you what I love Christmas but how come Every…
Couldn't Keep the Pizza Lit Some girl's banging on my door the other day at…
Dating & Marriage Neol bomyeon dugeundugeun nae Gaseumi bajjakbajjak nae Ipsur…
Donny The Retard Donny the retard Had an eight pound water head He stood five…
Faith Healers and Weight Problems You ever see that faith healer Benny Hinn? You ever See that…
Family In Sanford We ended up coming back to my house in Florida down…
Fat Holiday Relatives Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy and I just got A…



Gift-Giving What the hell is this? Russia? You know, you give out…
Git-R-Done! Hey sit down You ain't leavin' yet, we're not done There's a…
Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again…
Graveyard Jambooree Here we go, tractors. Screech and moan Hear them zombies scr…
Hark The Hairlip Angel Hark, the harlip angel sing Glory to the Newborn King…
I Made the Bigg Times Now Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-are-Done! But it's good to b…
I Pissed My Pants I PISSED MY PANTS THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR I DRUNK…
I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car I Wish…
Introduction Thank you Thank you very much Thank you very much…
Jump Up In The Air And Get Stuck But they say, though That you meet the good-looking girls At…
Keep The Chips Fresh But they's a lot of kinky women in there Too i…
Larry's Christmas Carols These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas b…
Las Vegas I was just in Las Vegas not Long ago i like…
Let Me Eat Your Shorts I like that Victoria's Secret, though I like that joint oh,…
Looking Good At The Flea Market You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get…
Lord I Apologize What the hell is this? Russia? If you're looking for a…
Mater Haul-O-Ween Square Dance Hey, everybody! Grab you a costume and put ′er on! Time…
Monster Mash Well, I was workin′ in my shed late one night When…
No Hair I always get really irritated when you go out to…
O Little Girl From Birmingham O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in…
Oh Holy Crap Oh, Holy Crap! I think I got a flat tire And I'm…
Oh Little Girl from Birmingham O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in…
On The First Day Of Christmas On the first day of christmas, my true love gave…
People Like My Analogies Before I get out of here A lot of people like…
Poop Lasagna POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR…
Purple People Eater Well I saw this sign drivin′ down the street It had…
Redneck Santa Claus nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then eve…
Santy Claus Santy Claus Good lord my dads a ginacolagist and he can't drive…
Singing Christmas Tree Boy, I tell you what One of my favorite things I…
The Christmas Story This is the christmas story as told by my drunk…
The First Queer Santy Claus The first queer santy clause Wore red leather chaps With a p…
The Most Wonderful Ass She has the most wonderful ass I have seen It's firm…
Titty Bar Christmas Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See…
Toddler Mail Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself…
Witchy Miss Lizzy Rock Well, Lizzy′s gone a witchin' now that it′s Haul-O-Ween (Hau…


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