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Lawnmower Deth Lyrics


A Is for Asswipe All right me old asswipe With your blinded vision Starring…
Anyone for Tinnies It's the time Last orders chime Closing time, Toll the be…
Bad Toad A said Bob What you doin' there Sat in the fridge With yo…
Betty Ford's Clinic It's that time of year, It's time to go abroad, It's time…
Billy Billy knows who he wants to be, He wants to be…
Cobwoman of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop Cobwoman of substance Bring me a cheese scone, Filled with…
Crazy Horses [Originally performed by The Osmonds] There's a message f…
Did You Spill My Pint? Stood next to me, The first degree, I saw it fall, And hi…
Dodo Doe Who cares, if it's fiction of fact? The editorial managemen…
Drunk in Charge of an Ugly Face Went out drinking late last night Had some beers it affectd…
Duck Off Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, etc.…
Egg Sandwich Two slices of bread Loads of butter A big fat egg What's …
Feetcleaner So where's my swag I've paid good money For a regal shag, Yo…



Flying Killer Cobs from the Planet Bob Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs fr…
Fookin' Moo Vit Ay ay ay, Fookin' moo vit…
Frash for Cash Are we in it for the kids, No way, Frash for cash, Frash…
Goldfish Podge Goldfish podge Keeper of the deep Knows to take His two v…
Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling to Me You've got no legs, don't come crawling to me…
I Got the Clap and My Knob Fell Off I got the clap and me knob fell off I got…
Icky Ficky One, two, three, four. My name's Mr. Normaltyon, I'm just …
Illinois Enema Bandit I'm a sick and perverted man I get my kicks…
Jaggered Wedge I spend all my money On beer, sweeties and porn I part…
Kids In America Lookin' out a dirty old window Watchin' all the cars in…
King of the Pharaohs Pointy Pyramids Tornado planes War ensemble Jesus saves,…
Lancer With Your Zancer When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a…
Maim Mower Maim Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on…
Motorhead Sunrise, wrong side of another day, Sky high and six thousa…
Ooh Crikey OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Crikey!…
Paranoid Polaroid She was just seven-teen If you know what I mean When she…
Punk As Fuck Punk As FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK…
Purple Haze Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just don't seem…
Rad Dude Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas…
Satan's Trampoline Big and fat and bouncy, Rectangle on the floor, You bounce a…
Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On S…
Sharp Fucka Blades of Hades-.. General defarmatory remarks about Satan, people I don't like…
Sheep Dip All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass,…
Spook Perv Happenings in the Snooker Hall Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen…
Sumo Rabbit and His Inescapable Trap of Doom When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch, You couldn't…
The Return of the Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns Bring back denim With lovely patches on And stupid girly b…
Up the Junction Never thought it would happen With me and the girl from…
Urban Surfer 125 Urban Surfer 125 You're not staying alive Staying alive, s…
Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Weebles are around,…


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