MC Chris Lyrics

#Mcchrisisgoodmusic Haters, sadists Mad because mc chris is the greatest (What t…
006 Chang: Muu huuu huu haa haa haa (guns cocking)... You'll ne…
4 da Shorteez 4 da shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 da shorteez) 4 da…
58.9 Something big is coming did you Fail to see the signs? Did…
alphabeta max What are you talkin' about I love my music you don't Love…
Arulapragasam As much as I love comic and these video games, I…
arulpragasam As much as I love comic and these video games,…
Awesome Fucker Name is mc Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls One…
Bad Runner Tears in rain I know I seem like a geek…
Badass I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When…
Bench Warmer mc chris: Yo, What's Up!? It's mc, uh, I'm chillin'…
Bench Warmer (skit) MC Chris (answering machine recording): Yo, wassup, this is …
Best Day Ever Time to rise Time to open your eyes Now is the time To…



Blastic Thanks to my rhyme inventin', i've ascended to the heavens. …
Booties for Breakfast For all the people in JC: The sun's in the sky…
Bossk on a Segway Don't mess with the best White vest got the glock B-O-doub…
Boys Don't Cry I met you on friendster, your name was all weird I…
Buckle Up Well my name is mc I'm a badass mother If I'm at…
check the ring yo [Chris's mom? saying something] Well, my name is mc chris…
Check the Ring, Yo Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you…
Clue There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the …
Co-Efficient Geek: (singing under his breath) ...talking bout math, math,…
Congo (skit) Congo- -KyleXY/KotA/Darth Kyle: Hello! And welcome to The Re…
Cookie Breath Southern belle from the ATL Eyes set on mind melt She make…
Dare To Be Stupid Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for…
Dengar's Dumptruck I will never flake on how you changed my life (no…
Discord You can't tell me what toys I can play with You…
Distant Lands Someday soon further down the road I’ll see you get…
DQ Blizzard yer rapper:he's whack dude, does he even try? can he do…
Drinkin' Blunts Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts …
Emo Party emo party emo party I'm gonna have mysel…
Engine *phone ring* mc chris: Yo, What's Up!? It's mc, uh, I'm…
Engine (skit) Yo what's up, this is MC, uhhh im chillin at…
Everest You exhausted and accosted. Defeated and depressed. You feel…
Evergreen On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to…
F.T.W MC the name, my kick is the crane, Display wide…
F.T.W. mc the name, my kick is the crane, display wide range…
Falynn Have you ever met a girl and you thought she…
Fett Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime …
First Date Hey guys you ever fall in love? When I first saw…
Foreverrr You scare me do you ever really see What I do…
Foxy Nazi I took very long walks with My scary pet tiger We'd have…
Freaks Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts Let's…
ftw MC the name, my kick is the crane, Display wide…
Fuckin' Up My Christmas Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are…
Games America Mother, can I have five dollars? Mother, can I? Can I? Mothe…
Gauges Always lip smacking that’s how we actin' Always ass grabbin…
Geek Stop pickin on me, because I'm a geek. I'm strange to you,…
give up the ghost High time I go and give up the ghost Look back…
Glory Hole Geek: ...history, history, I love history-- Bully: AH, you'…
Gordita Crunch I like that gordita crunch I've been known to eat a…
Halloween I shoulda brushed my teeth i got cavaties Mom and dad…
Han Solo Off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side The speed that…
happy hunting Now we're going to launch our three contestants to the…
Harry Potter *phone ring* mc chris: Yo, what's up!? It's mc, uh, I'm…
Harry Potter (skit) This is a story about a boy named Harry. Early morning,…
He Wasn't so Bad Well, guys, it's the end Hope you listen again Mc chris is…
Hell (feat. MC Chris) [Intro, MC Nate] hey, welcome to the orien…
Help Wanted Help wanted, do you want to pay the bills? Help wanted,…
Hijack call it a rebound of a hip hop devout, got…
Hipster Hunter BROOKLYN!!!! I reside in Brooklyn let it be known 2005 t…
Hoodie Ninja I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja I'm a ninja I'm…
I heart Drugs Maybe I need some rehab? Or maybe just need some…
I Lost on Jeopardy I was there to match my Intellect on national TV Against a…
I Want & Need Candy * song used in the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force";…
I'm a Fuckin Wizard Well my name is mc chris i kick microphone spit Not…
IG-88 I'm a GO-bot that's gone nuts its kinda scary Jobs a…
IG-88's '57 Chevy I'm a GO-bot that's gone nuts it's kinda scary Job's a…
Illy Oi! mc chris is the shit Whack mc's line up to perish There…
Imperial Senate 2-1 Não, não me abandone Não me desespere Porque eu não posso fi…
Intro No passinho da Ludmilla, todo mundo vai dançar Faz assim, fa…
japanese maid I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate…
Jelly Inside People try to make me mad because they're (a-lose) Stalk me…
Kill It Kill it mc with your ability beams With your newly acquired…
Kingdom Farts I'm a dank burner 'cause I'm earnin' some bank. No one…
Kleptomaniac I got your lighter, man i got your flame I’m a…
Let Me In Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen…
lowercase Name is mc I'm a number one rapper I still buy…
Luigi I'm just a plumber, Bummin' in the shadow of my brother Cle…
Lullabye I got my jammy jams i got my teddy bear Don't…
Mac And Cheese And Cut Up Hot Dogs I say thanks thanks and please When i want mac mac…
Magic Kyle XY: Well Hello and welcome to the underground... All…
mc chris #1 With the Ladies It's a hit Mc chris is in the house (Say what,…
MC Chris 2020 Fuck you, Donald and your apostles You're all awful also unl…
mc chris attax MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But…
MC Chris Is Back MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back You…
MC Chris Is Back in Austin Mc chris is back it's a fact jack, look it…
mc chris is dead MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back You…
MC Chris Is Dreaming When the stars are in the sky and The clouds are…
mc chris Owns MC Chris is dead and he ain't never coming back You…
mc chris Ownz MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But…
MC Chris the Shit Fuck you, Donald and your apostles You're all awful also unl…
Metaphor Chandler: MMM! Now that was a lunch. I still like hotdogs,…
My Name Is MC Chris: Hey John. John Fewell: Yeah? MC Chris: turn me…
My Rhymes Well I'm not amazed when I read the trade and…
Nerd Cave I don't shave when I'm chilling in my nerd cave Get…
Nerd Grrl Nerd girl, I don′t deserve you I don't get the references…
Never Give Up A regular arachnid, back with the hat trick, a rappin' man…
neville I am the chosen one no need to hold a…
nrrrd grrrl Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references…
Nuggetz Nobody can do it (M-m-m-mmm) Like McDonald's can! New Chicke…
Older Crowd I got the bass for your face Yes I can hold…
OMC "Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time..." To the…
On The Road We're on the road Off to another show. We got to go,…
On* On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to…
Outro Joga sentando novinha que hoje tu fode na onda, é…
Part Five I’m MIB, I’m MI6 I’m MIA if they need an assist If…
part four You know that I'll be around We will never make a…
Part One The horror, it was Zorro He was wearin' a mask I was…
part three My fedora's full of rain I resemble Sam Spade Even though I…
Part Two You do not get the picture My name is Dick not…
peer gynt Hello, my name's mc chris I am white and I rap I…
Pitfall Yes, it's Supercade time Let's have some Supercade fun, fun,…
Pizza Butt I got the jam. The jam that make you…
Pop Punk is Dead [Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you. [Tim C…
Pop Punk is Dead (skit) [Secretary]Mr. Chandler, Mr. Ward's here to see you. [Tim Ch…
Popcorn Frog I'm a popcorn frog I'm a popcorn frog I'm a popcorn frog …
Potato Cakes [Intro] Thanks for choosing Arby's. Would you like to t…
punk rock academy I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my…
pw/om Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check! Record my raps on a…
Rats [mc chris] This one goes out to all the cuties in…
Ratz This one goes out to all the cuties in the…
Reese You can have a skittle, a mento or a sweet…
Restart I thought we'd always be together And for a minute we…
Rinkin Around I'm a Besalisk from the distant planet Ojom The communes wer…
Robot Dog I got an allergy for every pedigree So I got myself…
Robotussin Way back college boy asked to a high school dance Couldn't…
Rollercoaster Meet a cutie at the movie go to couples skate…
Sad Sack Had to talk about in my notepad Something goin' on in…
Segue - Mr. Chandler, MC Chris is here to see you. -…
Sidon Ithano I'm not Qui-Gon, I’m Sidon The star of scary stories Greates…
Skit MC Chris (answering machine recording): Yo, wassup, this is …
Smackababy Spare the rod, spoil the child Fuck that shit I'm about…
Smell Something Name's Ray, and my stance is predominantly pro ghost The on…
Spanky I was the cutest kid, man You should've seen me People pinch…
Stop Time Please allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Chris and…
Super Mario Brothers Rap Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade, I'm workin really hard…
Tarantino QT motherfucker Late fees motherfucker I’m droppin n-bombs…
Tasty Face You know that I've gone to Hell Don't ask me, I'll…
Ten Year Old ten year old � (lyrics by c. ward, music by…
Thank You John Thank you You showed me love Thank you You hated on me Thank…
The Hammer Geek: ...economics, I love economics... Bully: HEY over the…
the masturbation song We were hoodlums, just some Muslims, in the year of…
The Package *harp music* Jesus: Oh I love playing this harp it relaxes…
The Roommate from Hell (feat. MC Chris) [Intro, MC Nate] hey, welcome to the orien…
the slide I love this s-slide cause y-you can go all the…
The Tussin Way back college boy asked to a high school dance Couldn't…
Tony Now that he′s gone, though he did me wrong, wish…
Toothpick Spliffs I don't smoke blunts Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I…
toothpickspliffs [mc chris peeing and groaning] Ahh-ha-ha-ha! Aww yeah Man.…
Townie "Where are we?" "I'm thirsty." "There's a church up ahead, m…
Tractor Beam I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my…
Tractorbeam [mc chris] I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack," girls won't…
Twelve Sided Mc Chris: Outta my way. Reporter: Beautiful night out here …
Twin Peaks Na na na na na na na x2 Stack up donuts,…
Variety Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I…
Wednesday Here's the kicker name is Glicker, son of Selma and…
Where Is My 40 I can't find my 40, 40 I can't find my 40,…
Where the Ghosts At High time I go and give up the ghost Look back…
Whiskey River Beer I love it I guzzle it down And dope I…
White Kids Love Hip Hop white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and…
Wiid Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been…
Yacht Birds Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks…
Zuckuss' Prius Worked for the empire worked for the Hutts Worked for anybo…
[silence] You will never again wake up With silence in your heart You…