MC Frontalot Lyrics

80085 Last time I had a math class, there wasn't any…
A Little Bit Broad My shit is a little bit broad for the taste…
A Very Unlikely Occurrence I thought the chance it was a hundred to one On…
Better at Rapping Wish I were a little bit better at rapping. I'd put…
Bizarro Genius Baby Bizarre, bizarro, bizarro genius baby. Bizarre, bizarro, bi…
Black Box People are incredibly cannibals some—indeed all—of the time,…
Braggadocio Listen, I'll tell you that Frontalot is incredible even reco…
Canadia Listen up! I'm an American, And I know just what to…
Captains of Industry My man Lars has got the talent and he flaunts…
Charisma Potion Fuck you, look at my cool hat. I could be you,…
Charity Case Oh man, I try to dodge fans but they keep…
Colonel Kernel panic! Panic! I flip out, I go automatic. Kernel pani…
Colonel Panic! Kernel panic! Panic! I flip out, I go automatic. Kernel pa…



Crime Spree MC Frontalot: the arch criminal for some reason not sought b…
Critical Hit Got to sometimes feel like, oh my god, life's so…
Devil In The Attic It’s the bad old days When young ladies are possessions And …
Disaster Set up the mics, turn up the volume. Everybody present, say…
Diseases Of Yore Maybe you'll never die Maybe you're gonna live forever and …
Everyone's A Critic So, what'd you guys think? I think that was not a…
Final Boss Yo! I crack the whip, you play the game. Every encounter…
First World Problem Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but…
Floating Bridge The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner all manner…
Front the Least And there’s a reason Frontalot can tell it to you plain. …
Front the Most MC frontalot is not installed so don't call 800-FRONT4ALL of…
Gonna Be Your Man Hospital Worker: "Little Timmy!" Timmy: "You always call me …
Good Old Clyde mc frontalot stole a beat today [help thief] you can take…
Goth Girls Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that go to see…
Hassle: The Dorkening I played Hassle... I played Hassle... I played Hassle: T…
I Hate Your Blog I hate your blog. It's incredibly Terrible and bad. I h…
I Heart Fags I love fags 'cause I am a San Franciscan. If you're dissing…
In Arrears I stay up too late as a matter of habit. It's…
Indier Than Thou "I have spread out my hands all the day unto…
Invasion of the Not Quite Dead It’s not a tragedy. Nobody thinks so. Mortality! It’s ines…
It Is Pitch Dark You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this…
it is pitch dark"|"--"|"--"|"--"|"--"|"--" You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this…
Jacquelyn Hyde Corn syrup! We're breaking up. The doctor explained it: I'm…
Listen Close Frontalot is on appointment to rock the microphone with a st…
Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe Where I'm livin', it's hard to say, Wasting my time at…
Message No. 419 It was just like a scene in an intrigue film and…
Mountain Kind I shalt not front-a-little cause I'm front-a-lot I climbed m…
Nerd Versus Jock I’m not saddened to describe: you never mattered to me…
Nerdcore Hiphop mc frontalot can rock the turntable [wack scratch] I'm unabl…
Nerdcore Rising Nerdcore could rise up, it could get elevated. Nerdcore cou…
Origin Of Species Congregation, settle in your seats. The Reverend Front Alou…
Penny Arcade Theme (Yo when I hit it I hit:) L shift-O to the…
Power User I got your whole UI memorized on the first interact. Wrote…
Pr0n S0ng Click close. You gotta click close. Just got hard-presse…
Rappers We Crush Wake up frontin' like I ain't hung over Read the paper,…
Rewind Oh no! the beat's so busted up like my lip, drinkin…
Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0 (chorus) I'll read you poetry, I'll tell you what I know…
Scare Goat Welcome! Cryptozoology 101. I'm (um...) Professor Frontalot…
Secrets From The Future Get your most closely kept personal thought: put it in the…
Secrets From the Future (Crimson Death remix) Get your most closely kept personal thought: put it in the…
Shame Of The Otaku I put self loathing at the end of a string, Drag…
Socks On Now the beach scene isn't what it used to be: No…
Special Delivery I tried to go clean from protesting but I'm a…
Speed Queen say to me "buona sera" cause I'm jacking beats from girls …
Spoiler Alert You're annoyed when I talk during the film. It's just anothe…
Start Over little red riding hood was in good with the food…
The AM Radio Skit I have, I don't know what Like maybe 300 different file…
The Council Of Loathing After all I've done for the council, They'd so soon…
This Old Man I keep gettin' older and hairier on my neck, back, and…
Tongue-Clucking Grammarian Young people today can probably benefit from my twelve years…
Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track (Wheelie Cyberman) Sipping Perrier, playing ping pong Movi…
Victorian Space Prostitute Yep! She’s a hero from an anime or something: clockwork para…
Wallflowers I've got a new dance called The Margaret Thatcher. It'll ge…
Which MC Was That You got mc confusion? I'm frontalot! If I were MC Frontalitt…
Yellow Lasers I met her at the Star Wars convention did I mention,…
You Got Asperger's You got Asperger's, this ain't a barbecue. It's your whole …
Your Friend Wil Your friends, always honest with you, tell you the truth. T…
Zero Day They take the world over one node at a time. They…