Moistboyz
Moistboyz is a band founded by Mickey Melchiondo Jr. (guitar) and Guy Helle… Read Full Bio ↴Moistboyz is a band founded by Mickey Melchiondo Jr. (guitar) and Guy Heller (vocals). In the spirit of Melchiondo's other group, Ween, the two have donned aliases. Melchiondo is known as the character Mickey Moist and Heller as Dickie Moist. Their music, like that of Ween, is often taken ironically by fans; some would even categorize them as comedy music, though they vehemently discourage this notion and argue that their entire purpose of the band is to support freedom of speech via rock n' roll music. The first two Moistboyz LP's, now sold together on one CD, are very minimal in production and feature drum machines and rapped lyrics. The third album moves away from the electronic sound and matures into a full-on live rock band, with the vocals being mostly screamed by Dickie Moist. The fourth LP, Moistboyz IV, mixes the hardcore sound with a more toned down heavy metal feel. The band released their first DVD, "Live Jihad", in June 2006.

The Moistboyz music is filled with lyrics that some perceive to be racist, chauvinistic, and homophobic. The band claims that they are not politically correct and are proud of their rights to free speech, gun ownership, and verbal assault on wrongs in society and in the music industry. This may or may not be a joke. The Moistboyz' music could be considered a parody of suburban music. In many songs, the listeners are reminded that the Moistboyz will never retire. In early 2008, a new touring lineup emerged, featuring Jeff Pinkus, formerly of Butthole Surfers, and Nick Oliveri of Mondo Generator and formerly of Queens of the Stone Age. They are currently being billed as Dickie Moist OTC while Mickey Moist is not involved in the band due to commitments with Ween.
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Moistboyz Lyrics


1.0 Y′all madd mothers can take a step aside. Michelob dreams ar…
Adios Amigo Flaccid lips and touch your dick your woman broke the…
American Made and Duty-Free Home town girls ain't comin' to the square dance anymore Da…
Black Train Cigarette burnin' low on the rock and roll Man I wish…
Captain America Swervin' on a cocaine highway Bad time to be all alone Can…
Carjack Got kids in the back. I'm on the attack.…
Crank Somebody get me out of here and help me scrape…
Everybody's Fucked Her Tonight's your lucky night, gotta get it right. Rollin' up …
Five Time Loser Hey old boy - can you let me slide? You're a…
Good Morning America Cracker police doin' cocaine Found an actress, her sister's…
Great American Zero You couldn't make it in the corps 'cause it was…
I Your heads is in the water and your feet are…
I Am the Jury I am the jury you're goin' to hell Bein' penalized for…



I Am The Reaper Your heads is in the water and your feet are…
I Don't Give A Fuck Where The Eagle Flies Time bomb tickin' away I'm reelin' You can't smell all the…
I'll Die Tomorrow Walk through the graveyard Yeah took my time Keepsakes and…
I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass I'm gonna kick your ass No time for reason - I'll…
In the Valley of the Sun Something done bit me on the back of the neck And…
It Ain't Rude Well I know what you're thinkin' happens all the time bein…
Keep The Fire Alive Beautiful woman pretty ol' mean Don't take no slack dolly m…
Lazy and Cool You know I'm the man when I boil a hit I'm…
Man of the Year You think you're a jew well himey I'm a priest You…
Paperboy 4 o´clock in the morning, throw the roll on the…
Powervice Hippies don't fight they just get nice Tie-dyed crystals pa…
Rock You don't need a girl and don't need your mom And…
Roy Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress Pushin' 25…
Second Hand Smoker Steamship or a diesel train of tar and poison gas It's…
Shitheel I see you got your last check, you're lookin' so…
Supersoaker MD50 Some motherfuckin' kid shot me in the neck and broke…
That's What Rock And Roll Can Do The kids are all crazy Heads are blind and hazy We'll get…
The Spike Your mother said to stay away she's kneeling down to…
The Stalker You never write, I'm here tonight, I'm lying naked on…
The Tweaker Man I'm so cold, it's 98 degrees Think I saw some…
The Walker You don't know me - you think I'm alive You'll see…
The Year Of The Maggot Hey Forget about the plans you make Think of all the thi…
U Blow Little bands chillin' out lookin' for jump starts. Stealin'…
Uncle Sam & Me Here I am, just Uncle Sam and me. Holding hands in…
White Trash Look at my teeth cuz they just ain't there And you…


Adog


on The Year Of The Maggot


Don't dwell on what you planned to do, let it go


Remember what you bitterly dislike


Forget about anything in your past and move forward


Be bold and mature in your actions


I believe there is a major problem approaching


The situation is chaotic, almost like a war zone


Beware of robotic people


I am ready to face any challenges and obstacles, even if it means dying


Symbolism of change, especially since the moon affects tides, free-Masonic symbolism of a fallen angel


Another reference to change, with implications about whether it is positive or negative


A sense of chaos and danger


A warning of the vulnerability of humans during times of chaos


Challenge authority figures, even at great risk


Publicly shame those in power


A call to action, to unite in protest


Rebellion will never be completely suppressed


Aspiring to self governance is always better than playing a weak hand


An attention-grabbing interjection


Urgency to act at this moment


Don't waste time and miss out on opportunities


Prepare yourself for a fight or struggle

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