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Monty Python Lyrics


"Camelot" Al borde de una laguna Tres brujas montan caldero Y…
"Lumberjack Song" "Well the weather for the whole area Will continue much the…
0 - Sit on my Face Sit on my face and tell me that you love…
06 Money Song I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridge I've got…
15 Brian Song Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew, grew, grew, an…
A Scottish Farewell (Sunng to Bagpipe Music) Scottish Singer (John Cleese) : Her…
A Witch - We have found a witch may we burn her? -…
Accountancy Shanty Full speed ahead, Mr Cohen! Up, up, up your premium Up,…
Albatross Slow motion, slow motion Getting rid of the albatross Sowi…
All Things Dull & Ugly All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All…
Always look on the bright sid Some things in life are bad They can really make you…
An Announcer / Here Comes Another One Here comes another one Here it comes again Here comes anothe…
Announcement This record has been skillfuly crafted by british comedians …



Argument I'd like to have an argument, please. Certainly, sir. Have y…
Australian Table Wine Good evening! For the first time, on record A 29 part…
Australian Table Wines Good evening! For the first time, on record, a 29…
Australian Wines Good evening! For the first time, on record A 29 part…
Background To History [PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in…
Barber Shop Sketch A montage of photographs the cutting From photo to photo is …
Bells Man: I wish those bloody bells would stop. Wife: Oh, it's…
Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong Voice Over: And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensic ex…
Bishop It is the dawn of time This Earth we know so…
Bishop on the Landing *** The Dead Bishop on the Landing sketch from Monty…
Blackmail Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to 'Blackmail'! A…
Bloody Catholics Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great If a sperm…
Bookshop Good morning (Good morning, sir can I help you?) Uh, yes do…
Brave Sir Robin Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was…
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was…
Brian Brian. The babe they called 'Brian', He grew, grew, grew, an…
Bright side Some things in life are bad They can really make you…
Bruce Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable …
Bruce's Philosophers Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable…
Bruces Immanuel Kant was a real puissant Who was very rarely stable…
Bruces / Philosophers' Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable …
Camelot We're knights of the round table We dance whenever we're abl…
Camelot Song We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're ab…
Cannibalism Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is…
Cheese Shop Good Morning Morning, sir Welcome to the National Cheese Emp…
Cheese Shop Sketch A montage of photographs the cutting From photo to photo is …
Christmas in Heaven It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Chri…
Cocktail Bar John: ...except for a half sister, who was obsessed with…
Constitutional Peasant Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: MAN! Arthur: Old man, sorry. What…
Constitutional Peasant (The Final Rip Off Remix) Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: MAN! Arthur: Man, sorry. What kni…
Constitutional Peasants Arthur and his trusty servant Patsy "ride" Into a field wher…
Crocodile And right now, it's time for athletics And over to Brian…
Dead Parrot Sketch The cast: MR pRALINE John Cleese sHOP OWNER Michael Palin T…
Decomposing Composers Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't g…
Do What John Do what John? Come again do what? Do what John? Do what John…
Do Wot John I get drunk, when i strumble to my phone, to…
Election Special Linkman: Hello, good evening and welcome to Election Night S…
Eric The Half A Bee A one, two A one, two, three, four Half a bee, philosophica…
Eric The Half-a-Bee Song Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader A-one, two, a-one tw…
Every Sperm Is Sacred There are Jews in the world There are Buddhists There are Hi…
Every Sperm Is Sacred / Protestant Couple / Adventures Of Martin Luther DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists.…
Farewell To John Denver And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled. John Den…
Find Your Dream If you trust in your soul Keep your eyes on the…
Finland Finland , Finland , Finland The country where I want to…
Fish Praline: (whistles a bit, then) Hello i would like to…
Fish Introduction Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Mornin…
Fish Licence Praline: (whistles a bit, then) Hello. I would like to…
Four Yorkshiremen Michael: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham: N…
French Taunter And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787 (music begins)…
Frying Eggs Somewhere in the world A baby is born every 17 seconds…
Galaxy Song Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem har…
Gumby Monty Python monty Python Sings Accountancy Shanty It's fun …
Hand Grenade Of Antioch Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one…
Henry Kissinger Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my …
Here Comes Another One Here comes another one Here it comes again Here comes anothe…
His Name Is Lancelot Lancelot, you might as well just fess up Really, you're a…
holy hand grenade of antioch ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! '…
Holzfäller Song Ich bin ein Holzfller und fhl mich stark Ich schlaf des…
I Here comes another one Here it comes again Here comes anot…
I Bet They Won I bet you they won't play this song on the…
I Like Chinese The world today seems absolutely crackers With nuclear bombs…
I Like Traffic Lights I Like traffic lights I Like traffic lights I Like traffic…
I'm So Worried I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle E…
I'm So Worried (Country/Western version) I'm so worried about what's hapenin' today, in the middle…
I'm So Worried Demo Version I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle E…
I'm So Worried! I'm so worried about what's happening today In the Middle Ea…
I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts Down at an English fair, One evening I was there,…
I've Got Two Legs And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam Will sing, for you, I've…
Idiot Song How sweet to be an Idiot, As harmless as a cloud, Too…
Introduction Good evening! Tonight's motion picture is the thrilling stor…
Introductions Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Mornin…
Ive Got Two Legs And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam Will sing, for you, I've…
Kights of the round table We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere…
Live Organ Transplants "The Meaning of Life" Part five Live Organ Transplants Don'…
Look On The Bright Side Of Life Some things in life are bad They can really make you…
Lumberjack Song "Well the weather for the whole area Will continue much the…
Lumberjack Song (Monty Python Sings) I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I sleep all night and…
Martyrdom of St. Victor And it came to pass that St victor was Taken from…
Meaning of Life Why are we here , what's life all about? Is God…
Medical Love Song Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've h…
Money Song I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridge I've got…
Monty Python & The Holy Grail Clip The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]): KING ARTHUR : G…
Monty Python Clip Brian ... the babe they called Brian Grew ... grew grew…
Muddy Knees Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver, Muddy knees have got…
Never Be Rude to an Arab Never be rude to an Arab An Israeli, or Saudi, or…
Nudge Nudge Man: 'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: …
Oliver Cromwell The most interesting thing about King Charles the First, Is …
Parrot The cast: MR pRALINE John Cleese sHOP OWNER Michael Palin T…
Parrot (Oh, Not Again) Praline: (John) I wish to register a complaint. 'Ello, Miss?…
Parrot Sketch The cast: MR pRALINE John Cleese sHOP OWNER Michael Palin T…
Part 5: Live Organ Transplants "The Meaning of Life" Part five Live Organ Transplants Don'…
Penis Song Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully…
Protest Song (Terrible harmonica playing) All the prophets of doom Ca…
Protestant Couple DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists.…
Rainy Day In Berlin It was a rainy day in Berlin I was just standing…
Rock Notes Newscaster: Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toa…
Short Blues SPOKEN: One, two... I'd like to sing you a new…
Sit On My Face Sit on my face and tell me that you love…
Spam Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam! Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam Sp…
Spanish Inquisition (Graham) Trouble at mill. Lady Mountback: (Carol) Oh no - wh…
Spanish Inquisition Part 1 Yeah, on I need a, I want a I need a girl…
Spanish Inquisition Revisited Chapman: Trouble at mill Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of…
String Wapcaplet: Aah, come in, come in, Mr....Simpson. Aaah, welco…
Swamp Castle Linkman: Oh, err, and Sheila has just.eh... come back now…
The Background to History [PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in…
The Bishop It is the dawn of time This Earth we know so…
The Bright Side Of Life Some things in life are bad They can really make you…
The Bruces Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable …
The Cheese Shop Good Morning Morning, sir Welcome to the National Cheese Emp…
The Galaxy Song Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, And things seem har…
The Great Tea Of 1914-18 So tea was taken in the heart of France the Dying…
The Liberty Bell Yeah, on I need a, I want a I need a girl…
The Lumberjack Song "Well the weather for the whole area Will continue much the…
The Meaning Of Life Why are we here , what's life all about? Is God…
The Miracle Of Birth Yeah, on I need a, I want a I need a girl…
The Money Song I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridge I've got…
The Naval Medley Isn′t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully…
The Not Noël Coward Song Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully…
The Silly Walk Song Work work money money Work work money money Work work funny …
The Spam Song Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam! Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam Sp…
The Tale of Sir Robin The Tale of Sir Robin So each of the knights went…
Traffic Lights I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic lights. I Like traffic…
Undertaker Man: Um, excuse me, is this the undertaker's? Undertaker: Yu…
We Love The Yangtse We love the Yangtse Yangtse Kiang Flowing from Yushu Down to…
Witch Burning - We have found a witch may we burn her? -…
Won I bet you they won't play this song on the…
Word Association Tonight's the night I shall be Talking about of flu the Subj…
World Forum Presenter (Eric Idle): Good evening. Tonight is indeed a uni…


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