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Mele Kalikimaka
Mr. Sprinkle's Fabulous Cupcakes Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Mele Kalikimaka' by these artists:

Asleep At The Wheel Mele kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
Bette Midler jingle bells upon a steel guitar thru the clouds we see…
Bing Crosby Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright…
Chris Isaak Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say, On a bright Hawaiian…
Don Ho 'Mele Kalikimaka' is the thing to say on a bright…
Good Lovelies (Jingle bells upon a steel guitar Through the chords we see…
Jimmy Buffet (Alex Anderson) Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on…
Jimmy Buffett Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
Jimmy Buffett (Holiday) Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
John Scott Trotter Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright…
Kacey Musgraves Mele Kalikimaka Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a br…
KT Tunstall Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
KT Tunstall (Holiday) Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
Reel Big Fish Ow! Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright…
Seth MacFarlane Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
Seth MacFarlane (Holiday) Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian…
The Andrews Sisters Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright…

The lyrics can frequently be found in the comments below, by filtering for lyric videos or browsing the comments in the different videos below.

Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Mr. Ark1265

2y↑305

One time, my sister was angry with me for dragging her out of my room all the time (she came in, wanted her out) and told me (Keep in mind, she was 12) :

"Do you think you're a nice person?"

Dumbfounded, I said, "Yeah."

"Really look deep into your heart, do you really think your a nice person?"

"Yes."

I will never forget this until the end of time:
"Well, you obviously didn't look hard enough."

The Wolfheart

36w↑33

The one used on me:

"Stich it, you animated sack of rotting flesh." - Lilah Rainy Lionhart

The best ones I've heard:

1. "You may be no less than an animated sack of flesh, but you are most definitely not more than such." - Lilah Rainy Lionhart

2. "If I had memorized every word and it's meaning I would still be unable to iterate how revolting you are." - Maurice Indigo Merri

3. "If I had a million dollars and it would cost me a penny to make you more likeable, I would run out of money before you become a decent human being." - Belladonna Lily Bits

4. "You are an idiot sandwich" - Gordon ??? Ramsay

All comments from YouTube:

Ryan Luther

2y↑707

"Bob Ross would call you a mistake."
That was brutal.

CurbsideUnderwood

34w

Just like the simulation

Jerry Kinnin

35w

I had a mechanic who use to say all the time. "Did your momma have any children who lived."

rib cage

35w↑3

robbie ramsey I’ve seen comments from the days YouTube was still a child and still get replies

robbie ramsey

35w↑4

bruh this comment was made a year ago and the first reply is from 3 weeks ago

Xman34

35w↑9

That's a lot of damage

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Auden The Ice Dragon

2y↑372

My favorite to use in group projects is "you're two letters short of an asset"

ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ

33w

i need to use that sometimes

SlinkyDragon

34w

@Lazenby says who?

Lazenby

34w

SlinkyDragon no, a set

SlinkyDragon

35w↑3

Well ok, but what's an "aet?"

miikuiku

35w↑4

set

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Kay

2y↑1.4K

Y O U D E N S E C A B B A G E

The Nth Son

35w

You soggy croissant.

nameless one

35w↑2

Here's a similar one
"Oh look something denser than a black hole

delta V Gaming

35w↑2

you are the human manifestation of warm salad

timeless The Defective Time Core

35w

Y O U D E N T E D W H I S T L E
Y O U H A V E A B L U N T W H I S T L E F O R A F U C K I N G B R A I N

The Masquerade - Narcissism from the Inside

37w↑3

YOU COAGULATED PUTRESCENCE

26 More Replies...

bgm1958

2y↑864

"If his IQ dropped any lower we'd have to water him twice a week."

Ayyy lmao

35w↑1

This... this insult is class LOL

nameless one

35w

Sounds like "one less braincell than a plant"

Beatrice Natalicchio

35w↑2

This is gold

M. No.

36w↑2

Hahahaha, plants are pretty smart 😂 they make their own food

bgm1958

38w↑2

@YeetFleet AlwaysDiscreet Go for it.

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Imawerecat Productions

2y↑848

"I can't tell if you're a better argument against evolution or creationism"

nameless one

35w

"humanity made god in his image, but god know where you came from"

Can't remember where I heard this but damn

nameless one

35w

@Mr. Pokirby bloody hell, you just took it and went from burn to nuke. Good insult man

Mackenzie Meier

King SAF I gotta do ya feel good about me and I gotta get a bit more fun than anything to do it with my mom I love 💕 I’m not going feral anymore and I’m not really

Phree z

2y↑1

Yoooo thats fuckin nice im using this

Brandon Wiemerslage

2y↑1

That’s fucking horrendous! Lmfao

10 More Replies...

OhNoItzJoey

2y↑239

"I'd get on your level, but I can't be bothered to walk down two flights of stairs"

YeuX

35w

"I'd get on your level, but then I'd have to be with you"

ImpossibleHanley –

35w

"I'd get on your level,but is impossible to a human to go to the center of earth"

nameless one

35w↑1

Or
"I might get down to your level but I fear that would be a fatal drop"

Harold

36w

@Златозар Казаков sometimes i forget how to read in english

Min Yoonji

36w↑2

@Златозар Казаков BURN

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AmeTsunami

36w↑59

“I would explain how you offended me, but I don’t have 7 hours and a packet of crayons on my right now”

TheIceCubeMan

2y↑699

My friend with autism told me “your presence reminds me that there are other autistic people”
Im not autistic

CurbsideUnderwood

34w

Bruh

youtube peace /UwO

35w↑2

CRITICAL HIT

Beatrice Natalicchio

35w↑5

The autistic kid in my class saw us all accidentally setting on a fire alarm and said:
<< I didn't think I could be beaten in autism>>
we didn't get roasted, we got frickin' cremated

Xman34

35w↑2

KAY OH

Nasir Bone

36w↑1

I have autism but i dont really look at myself as different.thats just how other people look at me.

10 More Replies...

apple raven

2y↑114

My sister had the best. My mom told us we had to complement each other. She dead pans to my brother and goes "I like you. You make me look good."

Dad died of laughter wile my mom was Soo mad

CurbsideUnderwood

34w↑3

Brutal

phantom killer087

34w↑5

apple raven Jesus Christ the savagery!

Smiley Face

37w↑123

"None of your jokes are actually funny. We only laugh at them because we want to save you the embarrassment" -accidentally said this to the aspiring comedian of the class who was a d*** to everyone and used to get away with everything by calling it a joke

EdyAlbertoMS GT3

30w↑1

@Finn _ Then how are you here

Okay im sorry

Finn _

32w

There are no accidents. -master oogway

Novajade

35w↑6

That is no accident.

Sarah Price

35w↑9

“Accidentally said”... really?

Ducks Rule Florida

2y↑421

My brother was run over by a car 2 years ago and lived to tell the tale. We like to call him "Speed Bump" and it doesn't offend him but everyone else that hears it has their mouth open wide in shock that we'd ever call him that. He finds it hilarious.

St. Haborym

35w↑2

If you can get away with shit like that, and even amuse them no less, you know you have a good relationship.

youtube peace /UwO

35w↑6

@Wet Socks if i werent a good demoman, i wouldnt be sitting here discussing it with ya now would i

Wet Socks

36w↑6

Mephilis 78 what makes you a good demoman?

notforsale today

2y↑8

@Mephilis 78 Arrrhhhh!

Mephilis 78

2y↑45

It's like when a friend makes a joke about me having one eye, and I laugh, but everyone in earshot acts like they said the n-word.

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Proxitea

2y↑470

"Your mom buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos"

The Awesome 5

35w↑2

Atleast Mega Blocks didn't try to assassinate my feet.

Aaron Cyro

2y↑5

That was a good vine

Extreme Thicc

2y↑16

But my mum buys be Ro-Blocks

username

2y↑7

Smart mom

Kyle Collins

2y↑23

Them’s fighting words.

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Flaming Obsidian

2y↑337

If you were a spice you'd be flour

CurbsideUnderwood

34w

@April Swain r/wooosh

Xman34

35w

@April Swain exactly

Deadly Broadcast

36w

@April Swain that's the point

Elliot Zwirn-Williams - Class of 2026

36w↑3

@Jakob Wood good for halloween tho

Jakob Wood

2y↑23

Guy: If you were a type of flower, you'd be a dandelion.
Girl: Does that mean you think I'm bright?
Guy: No it means you are extremely fucking annoying and turn white as shit in colder months. You look like a ghost from October to fucking March.

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Zenn Magic

2y↑34

Something a comedian was told by an autistic kid while he was a camp counselor-
“You’re the coolest guy I know”
looks out window
“I wish I knew more people...”

alex

2y↑184

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

CurbsideUnderwood

34w

It's just a flesh wound

ghostii

35w↑2

Leave or I shall taunt you again

Roy Wahaus

35w↑2

Ralph from Ed. Edd, n' Eddy?

youtube peace /UwO

35w↑1

@Tim Starkey oh okay

Tim Starkey

35w↑2

@youtube peace /UwO Monty Python is a British comedy group that did all sorts of funny controversial films, the people in the comments are quoting them

8 More Replies...

Matt Grady

2y↑192

My friend said “ How did you get outta hell”
And in about 2 seconds of thinking I said “ By standing on your shoulders”
Now I’m called the roast king

Aidan Parker

35w

Short person variant: I used a ladder. I needed to stand on something more than a foot off the ground.

Bob Joe

36w↑5

roast chicking

Raye's a Fan

36w↑32

“You’re not listening. You’re just waiting for your turn to speak.”
Yeesh. Beautiful burn that is probably a good refiners fire.

Mr. Ark1265

2y↑305

Colin W

35w

@ツcaptainbaronfluffy you can observe laughter. You cannot observe goodness or badness.

Xman34

35w

KAY OH

Altrahawk boi

36w↑1

@ツcaptainbaronfluffy the law of equivalent exchange

Pyrokinetic fantasies

2y↑3

That’s an overreaction to not being let inside of your room lmao I hope she doesn’t say things like that now

Kenyon Phelon

2y↑2

@Altrahawk boi lmao

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Renteks

2y↑96

"i hope scientists hold off the production of immortality so you wont be here forever"

Renteks

34w↑2

@phantom killer087 absolutely

phantom killer087

34w↑2

Renteks Was it worth it

Xman34

35w

@Renteks just ask for food

Renteks

2y↑6

@qwerasd liop bruh i woulda starved and lost my 3 sand blocks you think i can risk that shit?

qwerasd liop

2y↑3

@Renteks u deserved it😔

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Thomas Cross

2y↑485

Using any insult in this video

You are about to destroy child

Yes. Yes

Min Yoonji

36w

@Pixyl Come on! You have to pick Yes

Master Moocoo Lol

39w↑1

My room

KABOOM

Pixyl

@the sushi Nah, I pick Yes.

the sushi

2y↑2

I pick Yes

Jim L.Stone

2y↑721

You're the reason we need to bring back survival of the fittest

Sylvie Rose

2y↑1

@w2gMk this

GameFuMaster

2y↑1

@w2gMk No, it's "I made babies before I died"

Enduro

2y↑4

Jim L. Stone
You could have added a little spice to it
“The laws of nature govern that creatures as unfit to survive as you are shouldn’t be capable of living past day one, yet here you are.”

The Benevolent Sun

That's terrible

Noc

@Rebel Friend I was getting worried.

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The Harbinger Of Death

2y↑52

"You're unique, just like everyone else" -Kurzgesagt voiceover

CurbsideUnderwood

34w

Great voiceover :)

The Wolfheart

36w↑33

Commander Raichu

2y↑430

If I had a speck of dust for every time you've been roasted, I'd have enough to rebuild a 1-1 scale model of the moon.

Da Bossman

@Zero Blackwing Yea Dis Ones Good

Rene M

2y↑1

@Yeet but don't you also need protons?

Candie Mango

2y↑8

If I had a penny for every time you did something useful i'd have no money

Jay Arya

2y↑7

If I had a quark for everytime you've been anything more than an utter failure I'd had enough to create am omniverse

Yeet

2y↑6

If I had a electron for every time YOU’VE been roasted I’d have enough to build a new universe. Or would I?

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Akram Safirul

2y↑295

"go on smoke your cigar i rather inhale your smoke than hear you speak"

TheGreen Tortoise

Or "Keep smoking that cigarette its the only thing you'll ever be able to achieve"

sassyatta

2y↑9

@The Benevolent Sun I DONT MEAN TO BE RUDE BUT its two people, so inhale, as in, breathe in the smoke. like when you see someone smoke and you are near their area so you are/can inhale the smoke, but not actually smoking.

The Benevolent Sun

2y↑1

They don't inhale tho

Galactic Axolotl

2y↑61

Me, a five y/o who was called a mistake at school: mommy am i a mistake?

Mom: ........ no sweetie you’re a happy accident

Xman34

35w

KAY OH

This_username _is_taken

37w↑4

There are no accidents.

Rex The Spartan

2y↑7

Galactic Axolatl your dad must have been Bob Ross.

Anxious Ball

2y↑98

Someone in my school had said that a girl was built like the naked mole rat from Kim Possible a few weeks ago and it still makes me laugh so hard that I cry

RadSki

2y↑397

Your mom...

must be a nice person. And I bet you are too.

jiminsshinyasscheeks s

35w

@Min Yoonji SAME when I read the comments it's like yeah I know your tryna be nice and I'm glad u r but 😹

Min Yoonji

35w↑1

@jiminsshinyasscheeks s yeah, i don't really bring it up anymore. I HATE people feeling bad for me

jiminsshinyasscheeks s

35w

@Min Yoonji yeah your right but jeez I was that cringe back then- tbh saying anything about my mom's death makes things awkward so usually I don't say anything unless they ask 👁️

Min Yoonji

35w↑1

@jiminsshinyasscheeks s I used to brag my great uncles murder so people would feel bad for me, i don't do that anymore, i just didn't like people thinking I was perfect. So i get why you commented that, and hey, it just shows you've grown up

jiminsshinyasscheeks s

35w

@Min Yoonji OMG I JUST NOTICED I COMMENTED THIS A YEAR AGO THE CRINGE- and it's fine but idk why I said that- what was going through my head last year 😹

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mystichdx

36w↑18

"Apologize to that tree for wasting its oxygen." I LMAO'd for 5 minutes straight 🤣🤣🤣

The Priest Unknown

34w↑1

mystichdx
You mean L’dMAO

Eve Barajas

2y↑76

My favorite to use is “I swear I will personally talk to Satan to go to your house and give you TWO paper cuts in between your fingers, and then make you use hand sanitizer”

Aidan Parker

35w

Jesus

Alice Willoughby

35w↑1

Eve Barajas I thought you were going to say something about talking to Satan because he was obviously this person's manager.

Xman34

35w↑2

dang

Idrk Yo

2y↑136

Duolingo kidnaps family
Mom:Its because of that phone

Smart_SponGe

35w

She’s right

Draconic Duelist

2y↑8

Well, she's not wrong. Without a phone, you wouldn't have Duolingo, so the owl wouldn't go after your family for missing a lesson...

Inspector Javert

2y↑17

She's right.

Warclock 1775

36w↑21

I was talking to my brother about my weight and told him "I'm ok with it though, it's just the amount of happy I am!" Then the voice in the back of my head pipes up and says "EAT A DIFFERENT FEELING"... I hurt myself.

Xman34

35w↑2

When you have one stock in smash bros ultimate and jump off the stage

How to attach a supressor to a VSS

2y↑434

"You look like yellow snow"

I'm asian😂

Rene M

2y↑3

My brother's friend (a darker hispanic who was a teenager at the time) was at a playground.
A little girl said he was brown.
He said something to her.
She replied, "so? You're still brown"

skiddadle skadoodle

2y↑4

@parakeetiscool Racism is the hate/disvrimination of races, so racial jokes aren't really racist, they're just jokes

Ryan

Well then I guess it is true.

How to attach a supressor to a VSS

2y↑2

@parakeetiscool A kid told me this on the subway.

parakeetiscool

2y↑2

I don’t think this falls under g rated since it’s rascism

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an alien

2y↑12

Al Bundy was a master of these.

Obese woman: How dare you insult me to my face?
Al: I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas!

Get in the bag

2y↑771

You have been visited by the great insult god

Like to gain his powers

Carolina Cortes Martinez

39w

666 people fell into this trap from the devil
(To clarify, I'm just joking)

mrpurple11

🙏🏼

Get in the bag

2y↑1

NovaStorm93 you fat

cédric léonard

2y↑1

I didn't like because I don't want to lose most of my insult power.

NovaStorm93

2y↑1

Show me your powers, insult god

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THELASTLIVINGDRAGON

36w↑21

I went to school with a girl who said that her Grandma was going to live forever cuz she's ban from heaven and the devil don't want to deal with her.

Masochistic Cat シ

32w↑1

Ohh, Ok.

THELASTLIVINGDRAGON

32w

@Masochistic Cat シ From what I gathered it was not a healthy relationship.

Masochistic Cat シ

35w↑2

What in the fuck did that grandma do to be banned from Heaven, Holy jeez.

Quetzalcoatl - the Serpent God

2y↑46

Those ridiculous pauses between words are really off-putting.

Penis Parker, Devil of Lamps

2y↑1

Did someone say trap? Sounds hot hmu

I'm the world record Egg.

2y↑1

@What are you doing In my swamp now you're a trap

What are you doing In my swamp

2y↑8

I was a

boy

Larc Berger

2y↑12

“Your life is a joke and your girlfriend is the punchline”

Princess Pikachu Yay

2y↑74

Me and a kid on the bus were playing Mario Kart DS in I think 6th grade
Kid: hits me with a blue shell right when I'm in front of the starting line on the 3rd lap
Me: YOU... YOU CROUTON
Kid: lmao what

And to this day he is still nicknamed "Crouton".

Xman34

35w

@Princess Pikachu Yay c r o u t o n

Princess Pikachu Yay

2y↑10

Michael Bell no I called him a goshdarn crouton... I think I just said whatever came to mind first and of course it was a crunchy salad bread boi

Michael Bell

2y↑5

Did he mean to say cretin?

Which means a vile being

Princess Pikachu Yay

2y↑3

Brooke D lmaoooooooooo

10,000 Subscribers with two videos?

2y↑73

”You're a t-series supporter”

Boom. Gotem

Ron Swanson

34w

👌🏻

MawilliX

👌

randomrobloxcontent

Oof that hit close

SuperEthan5

yeet

Mikeman997

2y↑29

10:43 Muppet is a regular insult in England and common essentially meaning idiot "why did you do that you muppet!"

Linnaea Borealis

35w

Yeah, I was surprised that one was in there 😆 That’s just a good ol’ insult

Xman34

35w

Ladies and gentlemen, England

Milo Keech

2y↑2

I mostly associate it with James May

Lumpy109

2y↑85

My all time favorite insult of them all: "I'd call you a muppet necker, but I see just as every girl including your mum, it rejected you too."

Yeshuah OC

2y↑134

I was at a theme park with my brother and his date she sneezed my brother was saying it was cute and I said “My cat has manlier sneeze than her” (which he actually does)

Yeshuah OC

2y↑4

Jakester9218Plays I spat out my coffee

saints FPS

2y↑3

that was just, pure shit.

Jakester9218Plays

2y↑9

Now I'm just imagining a cat saying "Achoo." in the movie trailer announcer voice

Mauro Hernández

2y↑5

@Jessica Taylor You got inspired by the vid didn't you?

Kenyon Phelon

2y↑6

@Jessica Taylor ooof roasted

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Epok97

2y↑22

People forget the classics. Like;
you’re like school on Saturday no class

Grandpa Greg

2y↑95

10:39
That hit so hard I'm actually crying

Xman34

35w

that is unholy damage

Sylvie Rose

I cri everityem

Joshy Washy

2y↑3

jimwormmaster The one with Mr. Rogers would’ve been worse if he instead said, “Not even Mr. Rogers wants to be your neighbor.”

Grandpa Greg

Banter

jimwormmaster

2y↑3

Yep. That and the one about Mister Rogers. That one stings.

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Metaluigi Dahedgehog 28

2y↑8

A good vegan insult:

"It's almost mealtime. Go cut the grass"

Nikki Espinosa

35w↑1

A good carnist insult:

It's almost the devil's mealtime. Go to hell.

Arbitrary Everything

36w↑9

The knowledge that people like you exist feels like eating sandpaper.

Quentin Oneal

2y↑18

"You know sometimes people just tolerate you" was said during what I believed was just a good discussion over text, that's when I realized we weren't real friends like I thought

Lauren Hofreiter

2y↑24

"you're probably subscribed to t-series, huh?"

MisterHunterWolf

O O F

Twenton Twerner

2y↑43

I choked on a small piece of watermelon ounce and my aunt who was feeding me just sat there laughing at me.

Never forget to do face pulls

2y↑1

If it was a friend, I'd book on his ass. But since it's your aunt, you unfortunately have to put up with such a disappointment.

Raven 02

2y↑1

We usually laugh at minor injuries in my family. we are just making fun of a bad situation, turning it into inside jokes.
"watch out for the lamp dad" followed by intense laughter.
Was it serious choking, or just the classic "Euuoooooogggghrffff eeeeugh" that we all love?

Ka - boosh - ka

I wonder what she will do when you die due to choking.

*keeps laughing like nothing happens

April Swain

Oof

Avalos Altair Miraos

2y↑9

0:12 - "You're less a person and more a loose collection of personality flaws."

I think that one was from SAO Abridged, not sure. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Spencer Blevins

It was definitely present. Whether or not it was the conception of the burn is still in question.

tweckbun

2y↑10

"You're not being the person Mr. Rogers thought you could be." is something I use in almost any argument to defuse it and make the person really think about their actions.

Joshy Washy

TweckArt “Mr. Rogers wouldn’t want to be your neighbor” hits even harder.

Víctor Silva

2y↑17

Best one I've heard:
I don't care that you broke your elbow

Depressed Human

2y↑30

I went to an ethics symposium a while back with some friends and when we got back to school he said I should be making ethical decisions so I called him an unethical decision

tawnyflower678 9

Depressed Human are you chidi

KT Kennedy

2y↑25

"You dressed like a quaker, all long sleeves and long skirts, it's like your mother wanted to keep you from having as many friends as possible."

Heretic Waffle

2y↑18

6:39 Cowbelly left that in to stop us from feeling too insulted.

How to properly clean your metal computer

2y↑8

“I must say that I’m not a fan of you”

Strangest Craze

2y↑11

These will go on my insults list.

Robbie

2y↑13

Haven’t got to use it yet but I plan on something along the lines of; “You disprove Darwinism and creationism”

Terreliv

2y↑32

"You walk like a duck."
EDIT: "What's wrong?" - literally just my face. I frown like Grumpy Cat.

Min Yoonji

36w

@tyrroo yeah, i have a resting bitch face. At this point nobody asks

tyrroo

2y↑4

It's known as Resting Bitch Face, btw

John Smith

2y↑15

Remember the Cheese-Touch?

We replaced Cheese with names of the ugly kids in Elementary. My name was used.

"Don't touch John, you'll get the John touch"

bonj

38w

Kids did that to me too, luckily their low grades filtered them out of my life after elementary school.

Rex The Spartan

2y↑1

John Smith just give them the rough touch. Otherwise known as a punch to the face.

Lukas the gamer

2y↑38

(In the jevil voice) Listen here you scholastic fair bendy pancil

Lukas the gamer

@Arctohru the slothful Exactly what it sounds like look at the Saying a lot of things as jevil video on youtube you will get a lot of laughes

Lukas the gamer

2y↑4

@Arctohru the slothful deltarune meme

Arctohru the slothful

2y↑1

what

FI fi FoFumb

2y↑6

Video:
Me: is this a personal attack or something

Technical Difficulties

2y↑38

I wait for the day I can tell a anti vaxxer "you can't get autism twice."

Drada

2y↑1

@Johnny, my penls is unbearably small, but nah anti vaxxers are normally hard right

Mr Knarf

2y↑5

@Johnny, my penls is unbearably small, but I thought most anti vaxxers were from conservative right wing, from religious backgrounds. There are idiots everywhere tho, wish they all stood on the same side, apart from the wrong one, of course.

Candy and Darkside

Just go to a video related to vaccines, they should probably be there

Penis Parker, Devil of Lamps

2y↑2

Are you supporting antivaxxers?

Mr. Pokirby

2y↑1

How about you leave them out of this?

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Jrmclaughlin

2y↑5

"We all have skills but some of them arent necessary"

OutOfLamps

2y↑8

"you exist"

Ember Hermin

36w↑5

Honestly though in the right context just plain calling someone a "monster" hits harder than curse words could

Kitty Elf

2y↑4

Not to me, but “he always dresses as though he picks out random things from a charity donation bag, in the dark, while he’s drunk.”

poopy_doggo

2y↑13

0:10 is that some kind of personal attack

Michael Craft

2y↑7

Heard this in another comment section but
Not even Bob Ross would call you a happy little accident

Perttu Tunkkari

38w↑6

My friend once said
"I hope you step on a lego"...

videakias3000

35w↑2

"do you have a problem with that"
"yes I do"
"go tell that to your gynecologyst then"

JohnRDVSMarston

2y↑4

I'll always remember one of the gems the game Hotel Dusk has:
"You know something, kid? I've seen dumb before, but it's not often I meet stupid."

ابو عابد

2y↑9

Best I’ve heard is “You’re not the person Mr. Rogers/Bob Ross/Steve Irwin thinks you can be”

Saw it on Fact Fiend (great channel if you like British banter) and now this video.

notforsale today

@Tree42 Yup. Heard Karl's real nice to his employees!

Tree42

2y↑1

Fact fiend is great

Taiga Aisaka

2y↑7

You said 2019 is a good year, but change it at 2020 instead

JessiD618

2y↑5

Guy "Why here come Pete and Pauline."
Girl "They look like bottom row prizes in a shooting gallery."

This Channel is No Longer Active

2y↑10

“You’re the one brown leaf that doesn’t crunch when you step on it.”

Casserole Whore

2y↑5

1:35 my friend had a huge pimple on his nose and someone asked if it was a nose piercing

Antrey

2y↑2

This is something you can use when some mofo said You are a mistake:
"Yeah that might be true but at least my mom wanted to be with my dad not to make 5 bucks real fast"

Xergyo Salgado

40w↑2

"I have harder times taking a dump, then I have at insulting you."

HummerTop

2y↑7

"Your IQ is about as high, as a rehab center."

Normal Human

2y↑5

“Ugly”
“You shouldn’t say that about yourself, even if it is true”

crashlemay

2y↑5

Best comeback, "I've been called a lot worse by a lot better people."

DDXP Ty

2y↑6

Not gonna lie I give this a 9.5/10

Amir Kania

35w↑2

“There are no mistakes, except you” ( reference to master oogway

: _

36w↑6

No one ever insults me because it would be only stating the obvious

Rey Rex

2y↑3

One I thought of but haven’t gotten to use

“You are living proof that god exists because there is no way a creature as dumb as you could live without divine intervention “

Logan Tharp

2y↑3

I feel like the next time I will see you, it will be on the Darwin Awards.

Elton Veliu

2y↑4

“Wow god really hit the randomize button when he made you”

CutTheRedWire

35w↑1

"You should at least TRY to get on my level of skill."

"Well, I would, but if I fell that far I'd probably die."

Bumbo Cactonis

2y↑3

Some of these replies are legendary.

Massive Legend

2y↑10

I had a dream where someone said “hey sam, are you fixed yet?” I asked what she meant by that, then she knocked on her head and went “yeah you know, like... mentally?”

Bethany Klassen

34w↑1

Self roasted

Luke Dwyer

37w↑2

I love this and cant wait to use it.

Ember Hermin

36w↑2

Also that one song that was like "you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul"

Doesn'tGetEddieVedder

2y↑1

"You have all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a headswap operation"

Red Dwarf was brutal

Lil CZan

2y↑3

"Your mother should have kept the placenta and throw you away."

Kaitlyn Wickham

2y↑65

Any bards-to-be watching this looking for ideas for Vicious Mockery?

Kaitlyn Wickham

2y↑1

@Murasaki No Kami Firsthand experience.

Murasaki No Kami

How'd you know?

AwkwardnameBananananananananananananananananaCakes

40w↑2

"Why do you even care? You're going to fail my class anyways"
It was close to the end of the year, he was right, but I worked hard on that assignment and he said I failed the assignment because I was 'rough-housing'. I honestly had didnt even know the kid, and he had jokingly pulled my chair backwards till I fell over. It was weird, and I guess the teacher was waiting for an excuse for my chuckle head. Not that he needed much, I was going to fail his class halfway through the year.

Nathan L

2y↑2

The best thing about your personality is that you watch Rick and Morty.
“I don’t watch Rick and Morty.”
Oh.

SiegeTF

2y↑3

It's better to be hated than forgotten.
Who're you, again?

Pierre Demet

2y↑3

Quote from warcraft 3, the tiger riding night elf ;
"You and I share the same problem... You."

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