Nick Helm, He Makes You Look Fat: We need your help!

  • I can comment on it

  • I know the meaning

  • I can review it

  • I can translate it

Skip to video ยป
Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
He Makes You Look Fat
by Nick Helm

Well I've seen your new boyfriend
he's really good looking
if he was a rent boy i'd probably book him
not that i'm really into that stuff
i'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff
he's got a really nice face and really nice hair
he's really polite and he's really aware
he's got really nice teeth and a really nice tan
and he's really relaxed when the sh*t hits the fan!

But he makes you look fa-at
he makes you look ugly like a man
he makes you look old just like his nan
yeah he makes you look fat
yeah he makes you look fa-at
he makes you look lardy round your arse
don't you know that he's in a different class
yeah he makes you look fat.

You two together, what's wrong with his picture
you need a man who's waist line will eclipse ya
you need a man who's a little more shody
a gap in his teeth and an imperfect body
it's nothing you've done
you've just shot far too high
you get ignored while they give him the eye
don't get me wrong i'm not saying you're fat
it's just anyone would look fat when they're sat next to that

Yeah he makes you look fa-at
he makes you look ugly in your face
don't you know that you're looking out of place
yeah he makes you look fat
yeah he makes you look fat
he makes you look fat oh yes indeed
don't you know that he's way out of your league
yeah he makes you look fat/

I've got a solution you might like to try it
you wont have to jog and you wont have to diet
i'm sure you will see to a certain degree
how good looking you'd be, if you stood, next to me.

'Cause I can make you look fi-it
I can make you look much fitter than him
take a look at my saggy double chin
I can make you look fi-it
well I can make you look fit
I can make you look fit oh yes I can
don't you know that i'm your ideal man
I can make you look fi-i t
well I can make you look fit
I can make you look much fitter than them
don't you know that that man makes you look fat
I can make you look fi-it
well I can make you look fit
I can make you look much fitter than him
take a look at my saggy double chin
I can make you look fit
fit
fit fit fit.

Contributed by Mila A. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on specific lyrics, highlight them

More Videos