02 Ground Hog_s Day When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang I…
04 .american life In a town in southernmost Sicily Lived a family too proud…
09 Moron TV Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang She feeds her face with cheddar…
09. Bob's Party Time Lounge Glad you came, glad you're here. Have some champagne, import…
3. welcome to this world Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and…
American Life In a town in southernmost Sicily Lived a family too proud…
Amos Moses Now Amos Moses was a Cajun, he lived by himself…
Anti-Pop The Earth it did crack open On the day that I…
Antipop The Earth it did crack open On the day that I…

Arnie The man he stepped up to the microphone and he…
Ballad of Bodacious Bodacious am a whole lotta' bull over nineteen hundred pound…
Bastardizing Jellikit I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify…
Bob Glad you came, glad you're here. Have some champagne, import…
Camelback Cinema He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4, With the sharpness of…
Candy Man Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew Cover it…
candyman Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew Cover it…
Chastising Of Renegade Renegade come here boy There was this kid in our neighborh…
Cheer Up Charlie You get blue Like everyone But me and Grandpa Joe…
Coattails Of A Dead Man He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame But it all…
Coddingtown Went down to Coddingtown to buy for lucky dog. Moved on…
Conspiranoia Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid Barking chemtrails in the skies …
De Anza Jig Oh I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lov…
Del Davis Tree Farm Del Davis sold a Christmas tree Stood up to 8 feet…
Detachable Penis I woke up this morning With a bad hangover And…
Dirty Drowning Man I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog. I drink Campari with…
DMV I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it…
Duchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread Burnin', I feel a burnin' in my stomach, I want to…
Eclectic Electric Part I - Blinded by the Sun Bring me back again, I'd…
Electric Uncle Sam I am the plan, I am the man who tells…
Eleven I just can't seem to blend Into society I have no hope…
Eternal Consumption Engine Oh I like it Oh man I like it I like it,…
Extinction Burst With a head full of pancakes A gut full of rot He…
Eyes Of The Squirrel The eyes of the squirrel are watching The eyes of the…
Farewell Wonkites There is no life I know To compare with pure…
Fish On Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off Muir…
Fish On (Fisherman Chronicles Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off Muir…
Fisticuffs They found James Ambrose dead in his cell, A gaping gash…
Frizzle Fry Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you…
Glass Sandwich He stood in line with the rest And waited got his…
Golden Boy He was a mighty golden boy, as gold as ever…
Golden Ticket I never thought my life could be Anything but catastrophe Bu…
Gound Hog's Day When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang I…
Grandad As I stand in the Shower Singing Opera and such Pondering th…
Green Ranger I took a ride with the Green Ranger He stepped up…
Greet The Sacred Cow Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer. If…
Ground Hog's Day When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang I…
Groundhog's Day When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang. I…
Hamburger Train It's the guy from the Hamburger Train, mate!…
Harold of the Rocks It was a weekends eve I had sex on my breath I…
Hats Off When I was born, the doc he held me by…
Have A Cigar Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar You're gonna go…
Heckler Through the door it slithers in, Accompanied by its peers. A…
Hellbound 1 7 1/2 Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What am…
Hellbound 17 1/2 Questions deserving answers Answers deserving action What …
Hello Skinny & Constantinople Skinny was born in a bathtub And he grew so incredibly…
Hennepin Crawler Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar Peddle…
Here Come The Bastards Here they come Here come the bastards I heard it from a…
HOINFODAMAN How bout one of them footlong sandwiches Got some tasty cola…
I Want It Now Gooses, geeses I want my geese to lay gold eggs for…
Intruder I know something about Opening windows and doors I know how …
Is it Luck My socks and shoes always match Is It Luck? There's a foot…
Jellikit I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify…
Jerry Was A Race Car Driver Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamn…
Jerry was a Racecar Driver Jerry was a race car driver, And he drove so god-damn…
Jilly Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she…
Jilly's On Smack Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she…
Jillys on Smack Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she…
John The Fisherman When he was young you'd not find him doing well…
Johnny Was a Race Car Driver Jerry was a race car driver And he drove so goddamn…
Kalamazoo A B C D E F G H I gotta'…
Lacquer Head Sometimes bored and sometimes lonely Pimple faced and rather…
Laquer Head Sometimes bored and sometimes lonely Pimple-faced and rathe…
Last Salmon Man The river water diverts to other places To nurture central v…
Lee Van Cleef Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out…
Lermaninoff Lermaninoff…
Los Bastardos Shut up you bastards!!…
Making Plans For Nigel We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best…
Mama Didn The best of times, the worst of times, The times you…
Mama Didn't Raise No Fool The best of times, the worst of times, The times you…
Mary The Ice Cube I once had an ice cube Purty little ice cube Now it's…
Mephisto and Kevin In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of…
Moron TV Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang She feeds her face with cheddar…
Mr. Know It All They call me Mr. Knowitall I will not compromise. I will not…
Mr. Krinkle Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are ab…
Mrs. Blaileen Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher And she…
My Friend Fats My friend Fats, he's a hell of a guy. Let me…
My Name Is Mud My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill or…
N.I.B Oh yeah! Some people say my love cannot be true please b…
N.I.B. Oh yeah! Some people say my love cannot be true please beli…
Natural Joe There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's…
Nature Boy I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off Dance…
NIB Oh yeah! Some people say my love cannot be true please beli…
Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along Minding his…
On the Tweek Again Used to come around here To peddle his wares A lot more…
Oompa Augustus Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you…
Oompa TV Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-do I've got another Puzzle for yo…
Oompa Veruca Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you …
Oompa Violet Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you …
Over The Electric Grapevine They headed southward from San Francisco, To be with chuckle…
Over The Falls They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with…
Pilcher's Squad Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher He's foun…
Pork Soda Now listen up you know ya come home from working…
Power Mad Military show is blastin' off to Kosovo. Military show with…
Pressman By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my…
Professor Nutbutter See'mon kiddies gather round Who's your foremost friend in …
Professor Nutbutter's House Of Treats See'mon kiddies gather round Who's your foremost friend in t…
Puddin Pass the pen there billy bob, I'll write us up…
Pudding Time You can have a lolly pop A candy bar, a jelly…
Pure Imagination Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure…
Restin Came up on a worried man, asked him if he…
Return Of Sathington Willoughby Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladies …
Salmon Men He's the Last Salmon Man He's the Last Salmon Man He's the…
Sathington Willoby We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of…
Sathington Willoughby We are gathered here today In the magestic halls of old. T…
Scissor Man Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man Putting en…
Seas Of Cheese When the going gets tough And the stomach acids flow The col…
Semi-Wondrous Boat Ride Around the world and home again That's the sailor's way…
Sgt. Baker Sgt. Baker is my name I'm gonna teach you how to…
Shake Hands With Beef There's a time for lies And a time for truth…
Sinister Exaggerator Your life is leaning downhill Sloping off the outer edge You…
South Park Theme I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a…
Southbound Pachyderm Quite a surprise What an ingenious device. Boredom encompass…
Spaghetti Western Why do we do this c.g. and i? Every night vegetables, Minds…
Spegetti Western Why do we do this C.G. and I? Every night vegetables... Mind…
The Air Is Getting Slippery It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It…
The Antipop The Earth it did crack open On the day that I…
The Ballad Of Bodacious Bodacious am a whole lotta' bull Over nineteen hundred pound…
The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride To the carpenter said the dainty bride, The grass appears gr…
The Chastising Of Renegade Renegade come here boy There was this kid in our neighborh…
The Devil Went Down to Georgia The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin' for…
The Dream Those that dream in color Are the lucky ones they say For…
The Ends Every leery of fools who try to wrangle rainbows Rainbow end…
The Family And The Fishing Net Suffocated by mirrors, stained by dreams Her honey belly pul…
The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky I been fightin' gravity since I was two. Questers of the…
The Heckler Through the door it slithers in, Accompanied by its peers. A…
The Last Superpower A.K.A. Rapscallion I got blood in my gas tank, Bones in my steel. I…
The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along Minding his…
The Pilcher's Squad Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher He's fou…
The Pressman By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my…
The Return of Saithington Willoughby Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladies …
The Scheme Schemers always scheming And they're scheming all the time B…
The Seas of Cheese When the going gets tough And the stomach acids flow The col…
The Seven Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet These are …
The Storm With salivating psyches The Seven start to swarm Anticipatin…
The Thing That Should Not Be Messenger of fear in sight Dark deception kills the light Hy…
The Toys Go Winding Down An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing today The…
The Trek The excursion begins in revelry But the miles compile a sens…
The Valley Once there was a land that lived in fear of…
Those Damn Blue Collar Tweekers I've seen them out at Soco They're pounding sixteen penny n…
Those Damned Blue Collar Tweekers I've seen them out at soco They're pounding sixteen penny na…
To Defy What if Christmas didn't come this year? And no one paid…
To Defy The Laws Of Tradition What if Christmas didn't come this year And no one paid…
Tommy The Cat Well, I remember as it were a meal ago Said Tommy…
Tommy the Cat Jam Well, I remember as it were a meal ago Said Tommy…
Too Many Puppies Too many puppies are being shot in the dark. Too…
Tragedy Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot step…
Tragedy's a'comin' Tragedy's A' Comin' And I cannot step aside No I cannot st…
Welcome To This World Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and…
Winona's Big Brown Beaver Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows…
Wonkmobile Swifter than eagles Stronger than lions…
Wynona Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows…
Year Of The Parrot In the year of our Lord Call it 1994 A fine vintage…
_Natural_Joe There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's…