Professor Elemental Lyrics

0800 Sickie There's a window out there Number seventeen There's a wind o…
A Fete Worse Than Death [Sample of an old record opens] [Speaking] Ahh, that's i…
All in Together you're not the tallest, or the strongest, or the fastest,…
An Englishman's Home Is His Castle Hello lovely, you look stunning Lots of fun in my house…
Animal Magic At last! A visitor, I'm pleased you've returned I've secr…
Cup Of Brown Joy [spoken:] Love a cup. I would--oh God, yes. Oh, that…
Elixir [Spoken] Professor Elemental: Hello old chap. English Gent…
Enter the Convention up on your feet, first day at the con got to…
Everything Stops for Tea You're sitting at your desk The report is due in by…
Fighting Trousers Dear Sir, Regarding your recent foray Into the rap busine…
Fighting Trousers (Mr. Simmonds Remix) Ah, Geoffrey! What's that you have in your hand, boy? Pass i…
I'm British I begin every sentence with an apology. Sorry that's the cas…
Penny Dreadful [Upper class Englishmen talking] Ohh... What a bloody, bloo…



Quest for the Golden Frog Prof. Elemental: So yeah, basically it lunged at me Its claw…
Quest for the Golden Frog (Tom Caruana Remix) Attention, Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen! Professor Elemental …
Splendid (I've got a special hat) (Umm hmm) Woke up this morning fe…
Steam Powered Steam Powered, Steam Powered, Steam Power Steeeeeeeeeeamm P…
Sweet Cold Colation Elemental: Darling! Sweet heart I'm home! The Voyage was a …
The Attic Look, i dont show this to everyone You mustn′t never tell…
The Quest For The Golden Frog Attention, Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen! Professor Elemental…
This Is My Horse Well I'm up, I've got my pot I've got my cup,…
You're Invited At ten to 10 first guests begin to ascend The steps…