Steel Panther Lyrics

10 Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at…
11. I Like Drugs Last night, I got so high I think I had sex…
17 Girls In a Row I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and…
1987 Appetite for destruction Blowing us all away Poison looking …
Ain't Dead Yet I'm a little worse for wear And I'm losing all my…
All I Wanna Do is Fuck Sexy You look good, but not good enough To take my mind…
All I Wanna Do is Fuck (Myself Tonight) Sexy You're looking good but not good enough To take my min…
Always Gonna Be a Ho I fell in love with someone sweet and pure But she…
Anything Goes Tie a couple lassos around those tits Pour syrup on her…
Asian Hooker I'm in Tokyo Looking for a Ho Tried to score some blow But…
B.V.S Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies tha…
Beautiful Girls She was seaside sittin', just a smokin' and a drinkin'…
Big Boobs I see your boobies and I wanna screw Lookin' at you…



Bukakke Tears You said you wanted to open up the doors to…
Community Property I would give you the stars in the sky But they're…
Critter If you love your lady then here's some good advice If…
D O A We was broke and hungry on a summer day They sent…
Death To All But Metal Alright Yeah See-see-come on Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they c…
Don't Stop Believin' Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world She took…
Donkey Freedom The donkey is gone He′s out on the loose The trainer is…
Eatin Woah!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!! Woah!! I went down on her…
Eyes of a Panther Here we go Whoa Ooo whooa She's looking good, from head …
Fantasy City nights, summer breeze makes you feel alright Neon ligh…
Fat Girl I saw her drinking beer Eatin' peanuts by the bar I was…
Friends with Benefits You get 35 dollars I get to slap you with my…
Fuck Everybody Fuck Everybody Stupid fucking Bitch in the fast lane Almost …
Fucking My Heart in the Ass The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't…
Gangbang at the Old Folks Home Oh yeah Uh, sexy Oh yeah Delivering pizza on a Saturday nig…
Girl from Oklahoma Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the…
Gloryhole There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There…
Gods of Pussy Gods of Pussy Sometimes itʼs hard When all the girls want to…
Goin in the Backdoor Front door's locked, locked up tight Tried to get in with…
Gold Digging Whore Don't you go potting a deal Don't you buy a Gucci…
Heavy Metal Rules Heavy Metal Rules Couldnʼt make no money as a singer Didnʼt …
Hell's On Fire Its so fucking hot in here But the devil doesn't care The…
I Ain't Buying What You're Selling I Ainʼt Buying What Youʼre Selling I donʼt need a crystal…
I Got What You Want Well you can go and buy some stuff But it will…
I Like Drugs Last night, I got so high I think I had sex…
I Want Pussy Well you can go and buy some stuff But it will…
I'm Not Your Bitch Pick up your clothes, take the trash out Is that really…
If I Was the King If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin'…
If You Really Really Love Me If you really really really really love me Then you really…
In The Future It is the future year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace.…
It Won Woah Let's go Listen up Last week me and Satchel were at th…
Just Like Tiger Woods If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger…
Let Me Cum In Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October Currently homele…
Let's Get High Tonight Let's Get High Tonight Mom and dad Are out of town Call the…
Magical Vagina Your Pussy, it casts a hex All That I can do…
Never Too Late 1 am on a Saturday night Looking for some gash.. preferably…
Now The Fun Starts Take a little toke, drink a little wine Shoot a little…
On Your Instagram I fell in love with an angel Staring at me through…
One Pump Chump One pump I blew my load One pump And I hit the road One…
Party All Day When I was only three My mama said to me Don't go…
Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World Have sex (yeah!) With every female of the species he say The…
Poontang Boomerang Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago Ass felt…
Pornstar I look at you on the Peloton that I gave you…
Pussy Ain't Free Don't need a certified public acountant To run the numbers o…
Pussywhipped Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight The guys…
Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is Ow! Oh, Lets go! The ladies say I've got a roll of…
Sexy Santa Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight …
She's on the Rag Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of…
She's Tight When I'm down I make a call Got the number written…
She’s on the Rag Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of…
Sleeping on the Rollaway My baby caught me paying for an only fans Flirting with…
Stripper Girl I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night…
Supersonic Sex Machine I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel I am programmed…
Teleporter Hanging out on a double date With my two friends Skeeter…
Ten Strikes You're Out Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at…
That's What Girls Are For I wanna make one thing crystal clear When I want an…
That's When You Came In Every night I'd party 'till I was stupid stumbling drunk And…
The Burden of Being Wonderful Why in a world of ugly faces should I, be…
The Burden Of Being Woonderful Why in a world of ugly faces should I, be…
The Shocker Are you ready baby? Woo, ah yeah Extra, extra, read all abo…
The Stocking Song So you say you like candy canes All the ladies do Candy…
Tomorrow Night The food will be great And the drinks will be free And…
Turn Out the Lights So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the…
Walk Of Shame Nine in the morning, who's singing the blues In the hotel…
Wasted Too Much Time You really want me to be some other guy But I…
Weenie Ride I wanna tell you 'bout something fun So I wrote you…
Whole Lotta Rosie Wanna tell you a story 'Bout a woman I know When it…
Why Can't You Trust Me I want you to know one thing You ain't getting no…
Wrong Side Of The Tracks My mansion is the size of a city block I got…
You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk Your beauty is deeper than the sea But you're still working…
Zebraman What is your philosophy of life? You know it's me Aw It suck…