TISM Lyrics

!OUY Sevol Natas Your mummy, she don't love you 'Cos you remind her of…
!UOY Sevol Natas U-O-Y sevol natas Uoy... uoy...uoy...uoy... Mummy, she d…
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug I'm on the…
(I Go To) Werribee I ain't no Greco-Roman wrestler but I still love ya…
(I'm Interested in) Apathy I know how to cheat at Tattslotto. I got a great…
(There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You're right" He shook hi…
40 Years All that's good, all that's right; Everything hot, all that'…
40 Years - Then Death All that's good, all that's right Everything hot and all tha…
40 Years Then Death All that's good, all that's right Everything hot and all th…
A Hard‐earned Thirst Needs a Big Cold Beer but I Drink to Get Pissed The beer′s all been bought with my brother's I.D; My folks…
A Tale Of Two Faeces One day fine, passing together along the same sewage line,…
All Homeboys are Dickheads I know his dad's abusive And his mum prefers the daughter; …
All Ordinaries Index Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight we'll be starting off…



Anarchy Means Crossing When it Say 'Don't Walk' Got my money in my pocket; Got my car keys in…
And the Ass Said to the Angel "Wanna Play Kick to Kick Talk to anyone these days and, you know, it seems Eventually…
Apathy I know how to cheat at Tattslotto I got a great…
As Seen On Reality Reality used to be a friend of mine Reality used to…
Aussiemandias Some people hate the Muslims Some people hate the gips Som…
Australia May all our young Aussie swimmers Be resigned to failure; Ma…
Babies Bite Back Yeahaah! You stroke them with your knitting needles, You…
Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi They called my dad the only Rabbi in jackboots; They called…
Been Caught Wankin' Your mother gives the bathroom door A final and desperate y…
Been Caught Wankin’ Your mother gives the bathroom door A final and desperate ya…
BFW Christina Aguilera: Some dead-eyed child bride Has learnt …
Bishop = Handjob March the 17th, I gotta wear green June the 10th, I…
Bone Idol I woke up feeling so good I think I’d better call…
Boot Party You don't need Chardonnay No sushi, no pate Just get your …
Bullshit A good looking woman shouldn't dissapoint you more What rig…
Cerebral Knievel I’m a cyber-terrorist - Just how cool is that!? I’m gonna …
Channel Turd Real TV Real TV Real TV Real TV makes us all arseholes …
Choose Bad Smack Well, choose bad smack Put Omo in your coke Snort it up…
Dazed and Confucious Mum said: "Skag, Fred? Of course Try horse." But Fred S…
Dear Moby Dear Moby, having read your liner notes I now violently…
Death Death Death 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 1, 2, 3, 4 Bruises bruises…
Defecate on My Face Come home tired, what a day I've had News ain't good…
Defecate On My Face ((Country version)) Come home tired, what a day I've had News ain't good…
Defecate On My Face ) Come home tired, what a day I've had; News ain't good…
Denial Works for Me Life is full of problems And here's the remedy Denial work…
Diffident Strokes Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Who you're…
DJ Trevor Do-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do Do-…
Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen Nature is the first cause and the fundamental creative princ…
Dumb 'n' Base Club culture unites the globe All nations pulsin' to the sa…
Dumb ’n’ Base Club culture unites the globe All nations pulsin' to the sam…
Eckermann Is Very Silly Well, Eckermann does, Eckermann doesn't Eckermann switched o…
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone else has had more sex than me Uh-uh Everyone else…
ExistentialTISM You know, me and my baby, no couple like us She's…
Ezra Pound Ezra Pound was a great young man, Though possibly a bit…
Fatboy Slim Dusty XTC's had a bad rap The drug's okay But the music's…
Father And Son Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh, Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh, Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh, Ooo-ooo-o…
Five Yards You're only one fad away from being retro You're only one…
Fourteen Years In Rowille You can go and buy a shottie Hold up the local…
Garbage I met a member of Generation NEXT "Hey, what's in with…
Gas! Gas! Hey, what′s that smell in my car Hey, what's that smell…
Get Thee in My Behind Satan I'm courageous, I'm heroic I'm fit and I'm strong I've bee…
Get Thee to a Nunnery Oooh ! Was it God or the Devil tell me somebody Who put…
Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown My wife and kids left me My job is on the…
Give Up May all our young Aussie swimmers Be resigned to failure; Ma…
Give Up for Australia May all our young Aussie swimmers Be resigned to failure; …
Great Expectorations Forget Generation X Here's Generation Me Spit the dummy I…
Greg! The Stop Sign Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-b…
Greg! The Stop Sign!! Bahbahbah-bahbahbahbah Bahbahbah-bahbahbahbah.... (continu…
Greg. The Stop Sign Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, Ba-b…
Honk If You Love Fred Durst God looked at the spread sheets for Christianity "We need m…
How Do I Love Thee? One Beware, if I show interest in your philosophy Two Tak…
I Drive a Truck Truck you 'Australia Felix' Truck you the sheep's back Tru…
I Might Be a Cunt but I I might be a rock star, but I'll never be…
I Might Be a Cunt but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking…
I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Sha My hair ain't boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so; Won't…
I Shit Me Work, play Night, day They shit me Good, bad Happy, sa…
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Whittle Away My Furniture I'm gonna sit right down and whittle away my furniture Well…
I'm Interested in Apathy I know how to cheat at Tattslotto I got a great…
I'm Into Led Zep Go.. Turn off the radio, I've taken a drastic step From …
If You're Creative Get Stuffed My dad's a builder, His friend's a plumber, They're both get…
If You're Not Famous at 14 You're Finished Some people think it′s in your genes Others find that view…
If You're Not Famous At 14, You're Finished Some people think it's in your genes Others find that view…
If You're Not Famous At Fourteen You're Finished Some people think it's in your genes Others find that view…
If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished Some people think it's in your genes Others find that view…
If You're Ugly, Forget It Oh, can you see that girl's immaculate shoulder? Do you wann…
Intermission Ladies and gentlemen there will now be a short intermission…
It's Novel! It's Unique! It's Shithouse! Move Monday to the end of the week It's novel, it'…
Jack Eliot's Turf Whinge I'll be your back-door man Rectangular with a wire-mesh scre…
Jesus Pots The White Ball Why play rock 'n' roll? It's a question fundamental: Take Ji…
Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode Johnny's Mum took drugs and alcohol; Johnny's mates knew she…
Jung Talent Time Bert Newton; Billy Ray Cyrus Warwick Capper; Uri Geller Sa…
Ken Bruce Has Gone Mad When everyone is everyone Else’s C.E.O.; When schools have…
Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 1 You've gotta work real hard To be a solo man You've gotta…
Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 2 You've gotta work real hard To be a married man You've got…
Kevin Borich Expressionism Part 4 You gotta work real hard Work real hard To be a faithful…
Kevin Borich Expressionism, Part 1 I You've gotta work real hard, To be a solo man, You've gott…
Kill Americans Kill all the flag-waving, red-blooded, young Yankee boys St…
Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush Your life is like a candle Lighting your way A beacon in…
Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli I want Milli Vanilli I want Milli Vanilli Don't want no 50'…
Lose Your Delusion 1 I. Turn off S.B.S, Forget Mary Kostakidis - Like the rest of…
Lose Your Delusion 2 Turn off SBS Turn off SBS Turn on Mike Moore, neglect Mary…
Lose Your Delusion I Turn off SBS Turn off SBS Turn on Mike Moore, neglect Mary…
Lose Your Delusion II Turn off SBS Turn off SBS Turn on Mike Moore, neglect Ma…
Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow Howdy champ you been picking the daisys? Feeling sort of mo…
Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo My heart is heavy with the possibility Of geopolitical inst…
Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt Imagine how I felt Imagine how I felt Where did my illus…
Mick Jagger Worked Out Why is Mick so arrogantly dismissive Of all those girls who…
Mistah Eliot [from: "Sixteen Nights of Violent Orgasm With The Masters of…
Morrison Hostel Jimbo, boy, you're a crock of shit You're a boozed selfish…
Most of us are Nice! Dylan Thomas was a piss head Jackson Pollock was a prick N…
Mourningtown Ride Don't get off the train at Richmond Skins want your Doc…
Mr Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General Reading The Age; there on the page, is a rebel…
My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea ′Huntington's disease, however, is a rare, fatal inherited d…
My Generation What do you do when you truly think The younger generation…
Neck It Neck it, Neck it, Neck it, Neck it, N..N..Neck it, Neck it…
Never Mind The Bollocks Here's The House Of Representatives Will you be able to take the danger? Can you stand…
Ol I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug, I'm on the drug…
Opposite Day "There′s seven different movies at the city multiplex Let's …
Play Mistral for Me It takes a great person to get a idea But don't…
Preening Dumb Tool I'd rather be a cack-eyed, akward nob than you For all…
Pus Doo-da-do-da-do Doo-da-do-da-do I've got troubles with m…
Pus of the Dead the movement stills The pus of the dead is running up…
Recorded by JJJ 24-1-93 Melbourne Showgrounds Somalia has got the hunger Yugoslavia's battle will always r…
Root Well Tend, tend, tend Tend to your trodden lives; While I,…
Saturday Night Palsy Well I don't want to live and I don't want…
Schoolies Week I was waiting at the Pearly Gates But the angels said…
Sell Out Selling Out Sell Out Wherever you are Sell Out and you'll …
Sex Tonite She slagged Helen Garner, he said "You're right" He shook hi…
Slave to the Economist Ladies and gentleman, Miss Terri Rowe - slave to the…
Somebody Start A Fight Or Something Listen, motherfucker, and let me make this clear: I've had y…
Sorted For D 'n M Had the new pill? Not G.B.H! D'n'M, man! I'm off my…
Street Lamp There is another suburb with a warm and scented air The…
Survey The man from popular culture came round to check up…
Take Your Love Take your love, boil it in a pot Scrape the sides…
Ten Points For A Razor Scooter Five points for hitting petrol-heads, Jet-skiers too No poi…
The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped The 1970 Grand Final. One the greatest marks ever in…
The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie There's nothing on T.V. but a thing Called Scarecrow and Mrs…
The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi Well, I'm as popular as a Jew in Beirut And I…
The Birth Of Uncool Sounds like last summer Sounds like last summer Sounds lik…
The Fosters Car Park Boogie I'm a bogan, baby, always was I'm only happy when I…
The History of Western Civilisation You can build an abattoir on Anzac Cove You can invade…
The Last Australian Guitar Hero In a tiny inner-city pub, the amps were being stacked Leads…
The Men's Room The fucking kids are whingeing They can’t get a job; The p…
The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator I was born in the emergency lane Of a 6-lane German…
The Mystery of the Artist Explained I've been working 76 hours per week; I hate evert moment…
The Parable of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath Ooh, aah…
The Penis Is Mightier Than the Sword There's violence on the television And letter bombs in the m…
The Song Of The Quarter-Time Siren Someone's left their lights on in the car park of…
The TISM Boat Hire Offer Confronting society can begin to tire Just come on down to…
They Shoot Heroin, Don't They- Oh, oh, oh... Oh Big Philou, he's addicted, he just wants…
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear If I were Britney's boyfriend I'd be playing hard to get S…
Thunderbirds Are Coming Out I was my parents' puppet till my teenage years When I…
TISM Are Shit T I S M A …
Volare Volare... oh, oh!... cantare... oh, oh, oh, oh! nel blu, dip…
We Are the Champignons Being crucified by all the scribes You can't see our backs…
What Nationality Is Les Murray- The world is full of questions, they fill me with…
What Nationality is Les Murray? Antognoni, he had time to control it but he, tried…
Whatareya You're a yob or you're a wanker Take your fucking…
Whatareya? You're a yob or you're a wanker Take your fucking…
While My Catarrh Gently Weeps A cold hard September day, dogs barking across the lake Rock…
Whinge Rock Do your dishes stink in your sink? Is your vacuum cleaner…
Would the Last Person to Leave Please Turn Out the Enlightenment? Murder! Murder! Murder! Murder! There's a pomegranate up you…
X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet Base jumping's fo…
Yob If its different, punch If its lager, lunch If it moves, r…
You're a Long Way From Home Part 1 His thin feminine neck, Adidas collared Becomes rigid with …
You're a Long Way From Home Part 2 From the guitar in his hands A nightmarish C chord struggle…
You're a Long Way From Home Part 3 Even to his own ears his words were losing meaning These…