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Jeff The Muff Diver
The Barefoot Man Lyrics


Youda heard about Sotos
Long in the West Indies
Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau
And Jack McKennys
All these men are famous
For their exploits in da sea
But there is one diver that I envy

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who’s made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

At every dive convention
You can find him here
Man does he have women
They follow him everywhere
It is such a mystery
That scuba ladies love him
Funny thing about it
Jeff don't even swim

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who’s made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

Now the fad that Jeff has started
Has gained popularity
Everbody’s trying it on
the land and in da sea
Some might turn their noses up
But we all know it’s true
Way down deep inside they
wish they were muff divers too

He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver
He's a real conniver
He's the man to me
Who’s made diving history
He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver

Contributed by Tristan R. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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