The Bobs Lyrics

(First I Was A Hippie Then I First I was a hippie Then I was a stockbroker Now I…
All I Want for Christmas All I want for Christmas is a house up in…
Andy Always Dreamed of Wrestling Andy always dreamed of wrestling Andy always dreamed of wres…
Angels Of Mercy I was in an Arizona tavern I sat down to dinner Chicken…
Art for Art Art, art for art's sake, I'd like you to meet…
Banana Love Huck like mocha (chica) Huck like mocha (chica) Huck like mo…
Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara…
Barber Lips I am a lonesome hombre I spend my time driving my…
Be My Yoko I need an angel I need a pilot I need a lover…
Believe in Love Yesterday you came my way, And when you smiled at me, In…
Bird On a Wire Like a bird on the wire, Like a drunk in a…
Boy Around the Corner Boy around the corner Very shy He never says hello But he…
Bulky Rhythm I've got a bulky rhythm in my soul I'm much too…



Bus Plunge Don't brake for animals tonight Got to keep the passengers s…
But Then My parents married here in Reno Then I was born, and…
Cafe Excuse me" she said, it took him by surprise That first…
Caravan Night and stars above that shine so bright The myst'ry…
Christmas in Jail Snow is falling, in the place where I grew up   That's…
Christmas in LA Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the…
Come Together Here come old flat top He come groovin' up slowly He got…
Corn Dogs We both liked corn dogs at the start We once shared…
Cowboy Lips I am a lonesome hombre I spent my time driving my…
Democratic Process (You could be the President) (You could be the President) …
Dictator in a Polo Shirt Dictator in a polo shirt Dictator in a polo shirt A backward…
do you hear what i hear man Said the night wind to the little lamb Do you see…
Drive By Love She worked at the Fotomat She wore a uniform with a…
Eddie the Jinx (Eddie is a jinx) (Eddie is a jinx) Hey Eddie please don't…
Elwood Decker Elwood Decker died the other day He was abstractly struck by…
Fever I've been cooped up way too long The thread is thinning…
Fifty Kilowatt Tree The power is out from a terrible storm But my lights…
Food to Rent Down at the grocery store They got those things I like…
Golly When the hearings started it seemed like an intrusion My wif…
Golly Ollie! When the hearings started it seemed like an intrusion My w…
Helmet Helmet Transcribed by Chris Vagnini -----------------------…
Helter Skelter When I get to the bottom I go back to…
Hidden Bonus Track All my niggaz do is flex All my niggaz do is…
I Hate the Beach Boys I hate the Beach Boys (I stay indoors all day) Give…
Is It Something I Said? Is it something that I said That's made you feel bad? I'm…
Is It Something That I Said Is it something that I said That's made you feel bad? I'm…
Is That All There Is Bless the Lord, oh my soul And ALL THAT IS WITHIN…
Johnny's Room There are two things I can't stand And one of them…
Kill Your Television Kill your television Baby on board I heart my dog's head I h…
Killer Bees They're coming...at the rate of 300 miles a year... They sta…
Lady Cop Take Me In She let me off with a warning She didn't take me…
Lazy Susan She's so lazy Drives me crazy She's lazy Drives me crazy Som…
Let In every other song that I've heard lately Some fellow…
Light My Fire Hey, it's me were you already sleeping? I know it's late…
Like a Parrot Like a parrot and a picture window, I can see where…
Lonely At the Top I've been around the world Had my pick of any girl So…
Mambo Santa Mambo Are you ready, Bob Yes What about you, Lofty I'm a bit scare…
Meat on the Moon Meat on the Moon A barbecue tune It's out of this world I…
Mess Me Up Again I know that you have gone But to me you linger…
Mopping Hurricane Bob is petering out And Charlotte's on the way She…
Mr. Duality There's a side o' me I show -- a side…
My My cup is running over I don't know what to do My…
My Husband was a Weatherman My husband was a weatherman He was right all the time He…
My I'm Large My, I'm large Just before I fell asleep last night I lost…
My Shoes Yo what it do I wanna tell you what it's like…
My, I'm Large My, I'm large Just before I fell asleep last night I lost…
Naming The Band My parents were wrong, they named me "tree" It's probably th…
Now I Am A Hippie Again First I was a hippie Then I was a stockbroker Now I…
Particle Man Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can …
Plastic or Paper I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of…
Please Let Me Be your Third World Country I was sensitive before it was in style But that was…
Pounded on a Rock Have you seen my woman walkin'? With a basket on her…
Prisoner of Funk I've been having dreams of what may come to be What…
Rainbird You can hear me in the early hours Drumming on the…
Ring of Fire Love is a burnin' thing, And it makes a fiery ring Bound…
Santa Ana Woman The next thing I knew, there was a pain in…
Santa's Got a Brand New Bag He comes down the chimney in a sharkskin suit under the tr…
Share a Load Him: Pardon me I couldn't help but see That you…
Shut Up & Sing Shut up and sing -- Shut up an sing --…
Sign My Snarling Doggie Sign my snarling doggy -- do it for me Sign my…
Signs on the Line I've got a happy marriage I get along well with Ray He…
Slow Down Krishna Slow down, Krishna, slow down Your red Trans Am goes way…
Smoke We had a spark and we had fire Kisses that sizzled…
Something In My Ear I got Persian rugs I got exterminated bugs I got a house…
Spontaneous Human Combustion Spontaneous Human Combustion Poof, there goes another one A …
Strawberry Fields Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to Strawberry…
Synaesthesia As a baby in my mother's arms She would croon and…
Tattoo Me Now I'm not the prisoner of my skin It's flexible and paper…
That Old Swamp I saw you last night and got that old feeling When…
The Boxer I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told I…
The Crow Woke in the mornin', wanderin' Weary and worn out I woke in…
The Deprogrammer We've been locked here for six days in a motel…
The Drive Time Blues Am I driving to work or working to drive? Creeping along…
The Gate Of war and peace the truth just twists Its curfew gull…
The Laundry Cycle: Dictator in a Polo Shirt Dictator in a polo shirt Dictator in a polo shirt A backward…
The Night Before the Night Before Christmas It's the night before the night before Christmas Old friend…
Through the Wall We never met face to face But I feel like I…
Too Many Santas Oh one too many times you've left me One too many…
Trash A person's home should be their castle (When I'm at home…
Tweak Your Peak So you think you've made it to the top That doesn't…
Unchain My Heart Oh yes, mmm You are the keeper of my heart Come in,…
Valentino's I live across the street Across the street from Valentino's …
When We Start to Sing Barking and grunting and shouting like fools In stairwells …
Where Does the Wayward Footwear Go? Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder When…
White room In the white room with black curtains near the station. Blac…
Why Not Try Right Now If you ever finish college You'll have lots of knowledge You…
You Can't Do That Written by Bob Welch. Goin' in a straight line all night F…
You Really Got a Hold on Me I don't like you but I love you Seems that I'm…