The Dead Milkmen Lyrics

13th Century Boy Illiterate peasants crowdin' in on me I feel like an island…
A Message to You Rudy Stop your messin' around Better think of your future Time yo…
Air Crash Museum Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn…
All Around The World There are people who want to kill me all around…
All You Need Is Nothing She stopped eating food on May the 16th By the 23rd…
Anderson Walkman Buttholes And How! We've got to get together Now we've got to save the…
Anthropology Days In nineteen o four St Louis Olympics Non-whites were forced …
Ask Me to Dance Ask me to dance Ask me to dance While the room around…
At The Moment At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey …
Bad Party I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I…
Beach Party Vietnam It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin' with the Viet Cong Cookin…
Beach Song Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting…
Beige Sunshine Cheese is the one thing that's Indestructable How much of yo…



Belafonte's Inferno He would sit in the class and dream While the teacher…
Big Deal Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into…
Big Lizard Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore B…
Big Scary Place All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary plac…
Big Time Operator Alright! Kill the motherfucker! Nahahahahaha BlbBlbBlbBlb Bl…
Big Words Make the Baby Jesus Cry He's so proud of the books that he's never read And…
Bitchin Hey Jack, what's happenin'? I don't know Well, uh, rumor aro…
Bitchin' Camaro (live) - Hey Jack, what's happenin'? - I don't know. - Well uh,…
Bitchin' Camero Hey Jack, what's happenin'? I don't know Well uh, rumor ar…
Bitchin’ Camaro Hey Jack, what's happenin'? I don't know Well, uh, rumor aro…
Bleach Boys "Bleach Boys" By The Dead Milkmen From Beelzebubba (c) 1988 …
Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern You are invited To the 'Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern' You…
Blues Song We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street,…
Born to Love Volcanos Born to love volcanos Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanos M…
Brat in the Frat Hey! I do not like you college brat I do not like…
Buried In The Sky I searched behind the cushions found a $1.35 Every day I…
Caitlin Childs Little girl, little girl come shake this world Shake it rig…
Can't Relax Four letter words can have two meanings Love, bleep and ble…
Cars Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love,…
Chaos Theory I am the king of the new white underclass I am…
City Of Mud Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud We…
Cold Hard Ground The trouble all started when he grabbed the gun from…
Commodify Your Dissent Who will sponsor my green revolution? Will you buy the righ…
Cousin Earl Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man…
Crazy This is living I've got everything I want at my fingertips J…
Crystalline With the perfect smile for your sugar high I'd walk a…
Dance With Me I feel ugly and dirty and tired I can't get to…
Dark Clouds Gather Over Middlemarch She used to dance to the music of The Normal You'd…
Dead Milkmen You know what Stuart? I like you.You're not like…
Dean's Dream Friday night cookin' show, with a Horse-meat dish I had to s…
Death's Alright With Me Death's alright with me How funny it can be hahaha…
Depression Day Dinner Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played…
Do The Brown Nose Good evening ladies and gentlemen And welcome to P.J.'s Astr…
Dollar Signs in Her Eyes She's been tripping over the flowers in her garden The weeds…
Don't Abort That Baby Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeemi…
Don't Deny Your Inner Child There are others, and then there is myself I must learn…
Earwig Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still…
Epic Tales of Adventure There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same…
Everybody's Got Nice Stuff but Me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff…
Fauxhemia I just don't get Norah Jones The other day I was…
Fifty Things Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie…
Filet of Sole Filet of sole, baby It's my favorite dish Filet of sole, bab…
Fillet of Sole Fillet of sole baby Is my favourite dish Fillet of sole ba…
Girl Hunt Looking for a girl to hug and hold To cuddle by…
Girl With the Strong Arm The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema Saved…
God's Kid Brother Are we not the living proof of the idiot God…
Going To Graceland Goin' to Graceland We're goin' today! I'm so happy I just ca…
Gorilla Girl (This is a gorilla girl) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs…
Hangman Hangman! Is now lynch mob TV fun The game you played as…
Happy Is Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse T…
hate you i love you What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna…
Helicopter Interiors Stan's been seeing phantoms and we're not sure what to…
Here Comes Mr. X Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken…
Hipster Beard Got a plan for world peace on the tip of…
How It's Gonna Be Start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and…
Howard Beware Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun…
I Against Osbourne I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of…
I Am The Walrus A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what…
I Can't Stay Awake I can't stay awake Somebody help me, please I have too many…
I Don't Wanna 1, 2, 3, 4! I don't wanna, I don't wanna Be a…
I Dream of Jesus It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found…
I Hate Myself I Hate myself Hate myself And you I hate you I Hate myself H…
I Hate You I Love You What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna…
I Hear Your Name Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was…
I Started To Hate You This song fits the mood I'm in Trying to push something…
I Tripped Over The Ottoman They call me Robert Petry and I live in New…
I Walk the Thinnest Line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk…
I'm Flying Away I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on…
I've Got To Get My Numbers Up Could've been an ice cream man Oh yeah I've got what…
If I Had A Gun Would I be amused Would you be impressed That I had the…
If You Love Somebody Set Them On Fire (sound of match striking) Know that it would be untrue Know…
If You Love Someone Set Them On Fire You know that it would be untrue You know that I…
In Praise Of Sha Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's…
Instant Club Hit You'll dance to anything You'll dance to anything Okay, loo…
Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything) You'll dance to anything (x4) Oh, baby, look at you Don't y…
Jason's Head Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed But when…
Jellyfish Heaven Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Thr…
Junkie My best friend is a junkie, he shoots up all…
Khrissy I tried to get to sleep but I had to…
Labor Day On my TV screen Every Labor Day Fuckin' Jerry Lewis Make him…
Land of the Shakers Move closer and make selected noises. Land of the shakers …
Laundromat Song One, two, one-two-three-four! Soap and quarters and bleach …
Leggo My Ego My subconscious mind Has got me in a bind Your love has…
Let's Get the Baby High She looked like a corpse on my front porch Clutching the…
Life Is Shit I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna…
Like To Be Alone Sometimes I like to be alone (x2) But when I hear…
Little Man In My Head There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all…
Little Volcano He's quiet on the inside Something from his past Come on t…
Lucky (One, two, three huh!) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops dow…
Make It Witchy Cadillac squeals / got a trunk full of pills Lights out…
Man Who Rides the Bus His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I…
Mary Ann Cotton The Fiddleback spider spins its fine web In the shade of…
Meaningless Upbeat Happy Song Do you suffer from depression? Well, if you don't; you…
Melora Says Melora says you shouldn't envy the dead And she wouldn't wa…
Methodist Coloring Book You've got a Methodist coloring book And you color really we…
Milkmen Stomp We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen We are the Milkmen Sto…
Moron Hangin' out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You loo…
My Many Smells Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit Stinking up…
Nitro Burning Funny Cars Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump Let's test our love,…
Nobody Falls Like Why did I give my neighbors The head of a chicken…
Not Crazy This is living I've got everything I want at my fingertips …
Now Everybody's Me Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favorite shows are on T…
Now I Wanna Hold Your Dog I see you shopping in that fancy store They won't even…
Nutrition Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend…
Or Maybe It Is I've seen young people waste their time Reading books about…
Part 3 I saw you naked and you were chasing a pig So…
Passport to Depravity It's 35 CE I've got a villa on the isle of…
Peter Bazooka Tuesday, yes, it was Tuesday When I saw my congressman comin…
Philadelphia Femdom Femdom Yeah, yeah Philadelphia Femdom She's self-employed …
Plum Dumb She stands there on the corner, got raspberry jeans Waiting …
Pretty Music For Pretty People Your acceptance speech was so sincere Now just relax and you…
Punk Rock Girl One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a…
Quality of Death The man who spoke at graduation Said "Life doesn't come wit…
Rastabilly My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's…
RC's Mom I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna…
Right Wing Pigeons The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says…
Ringo Buys a Rifle We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up Wh…
Rock 'n' Roll Queen Listen, woman, you needn't look so stupid When I call your…
Rocketship Rocket ship (x2) I'm going on a trip Far away I am leaving…
Ronald Reagan Killed the Black Dahlia Ronald Reagan Killed the Black Dahlia Say What? Ronald Reag…
Sanitary Times Don't be hating on the electroplating - Dead Body Tomb If…
Serrated Edge Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm…
Shaft in Greenland The world's full of danger You do what you can You feel…
Shape Of Things Shapes of things before my eyes Just teach me to despise Wil…
She's Affected She's got a head full of plastic hair Just like that…
Silly Dreams I had a dream you came back to my house You…
Six Days I've been to Phoenix So goddamn hot 110 in the shade I didn'…
Smokin Banana Peels Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see …
Solvents She was crowned “Miss Industrial Solvents” Of Bulter County…
Some Young Guy I got my eye on some young guy Computer salesman at…
Somewhere Over Antarctica Somewhere over Antarctica There's a bright shining sun Casti…
Spit Sink Oh, come on baby, take a drink Never mind that, it's…
Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could…
Streetlamps As I was walking to work one day I saw a…
Stuart You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like…
Stupid Mary Anne Mary Anne, doesn't understand, I want to be her man, stupid…
Stupid Maryanne Mary Anne, doesn't understand, I wanna be her man, stupid Ma…
Surfin Cow Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith S…
Swampland Of Desire I will trim your fir trees And I will light your…
Swordfish Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technolog…
Tacoland There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel…
Take Me Apart After two years And two hundred thousand tears To have it en…
Take Me To The Specialist I like to scream I like to yell That's 'cause I'm sick And…
Takin It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to…
The Badger Song Out in the woods, up to no good I wanna make…
The Blues Song We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street,…
The Conspiracy Song Please let me tell you They own our homes, they own…
The Fez Hello Colin, it's the Fez Who has angered the volcano god? …
The Girl With the Strong Arm The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema Saved…
The Great Boston Molasses Flood Sweet Holy Jesus, there's a wall of molasses Coming towards …
The Guitar Song Hey Kitten, whatcha doin'? Wanna play the guitar? You say, w…
The Infant of Prague Customized My Van Saint Teresa the Sacred parted us in 1783 Her body was…
The Man Who Rides The Bus His stop is always after yours He never seems to leave I…
The Pit Are you ready Dave? Uh, uh Malory? Okay Joe? I don't know We…
The Puking Song When I have to puke at night I can be so…
The Secret Of Life I saw a cigar shaped flying ship It landed outside on…
The Sun Turns Our Patio Into A Lifeless Hell I slapped a child across the face today It wanted to…
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath…
The Woman Who Was Also A Mongoose She was once an attraction at the county fair And now…
Tiny Town Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give…
Train I Ride I work on a train That's eleven and a half cars…
Two Feet Off The Ground Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time…
V. F. W Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and…
V.F.W Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and…
V.F.W. Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and…
Vince Lombardi Service Center There are no lyrics to Vince Lombardi Service Center. It…
Violent School Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rules! Violence rul…
Watching Scotty Die I've got a kid, his name is Scott He's goin' blind…
Welcome To Undertown Baby's in the manger Cus' we got kicked, kicked out of…
When I Get to Heaven If I go to Heaven it'll probably be a slum And…
Where the Tarantula Lives Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have b…
Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys I said "Let's do it man, Let's torch the whole village!" We…