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Blunt the Knives
The Dwarf Cast Lyrics

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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Dark Sev.

I now understand why I prefer Dwarfs over Elves.

Thib L. Est.

Dwarves are those big boys you cant help but like. Elves are those high-society pedants very much more bent on magecraft and litteracy than on the beauty of a mine and of brutish relationships

Sam A

Well, some people always want to be Larry, curly and moe instead of Clark Gable and will smith.


Thats what bilbo bagins hates !

Eliza Row

Dark Sev. I’m the opposite


After watching LOTR I used to love elves, especially Legolas but now, my loyalty is with the dwarved. Especially these 12, 13 when Thorin gets there

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Everyone says that Ori is so polite, let's don't forget about Fili, who volunteered to take care Ori's plate. Ok, he almost knocked out Gandalf with it, but who needs wizards anyway


@Diablos oh dear dear, do you believe those Rohan and Gondor's fake news? Open your eyes dude


@추민찬 I mean yeah, but call me crazy, because I don't remember them selling out the rest of Middle-Earth.


@Diablos No, he's most wise one and chairman of White council. How about those two blue guys? We can't even remember their names

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