The Dwarf Cast
Homely and hirsute Dwarvish crooners whose repertoire includes Trinklieder along with smooth laments of homeland dispossession. Think "Gregorian Monks of Middle Earth" during Oktoberfest. Their performance may currently be seen on Blue Ray DVD and heard on Decca Records. They have no future plans to perform live, but have reprized their roles in The Desolation of Smaug and The Battle of Five Armies.
Cast includes:
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield, Read Full BioHomely and hirsute Dwarvish crooners whose repertoire includes Trinklieder along with smooth laments of homeland dispossession. Think "Gregorian Monks of Middle Earth" during Oktoberfest. Their performance may currently be seen on Blue Ray DVD and heard on Decca Records. They have no future plans to perform live, but have reprized their roles in The Desolation of Smaug and The Battle of Five Armies.
Cast includes:
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield,
Dean O'Gorman as Kili,
Aidan Turner as Fili,
Stephen Hunter as Bombur,
James Nesbitt as Bofur,
William Kircher as Bifur,
Ken Stott as Balin,
Graham McTavish as Dwalin,
Mark Hadlow as Dori,
Jed Brophy as Nori,
Adam Brown as Ori,
John Callen as Oin,
& Peter Hambleton as Gloin
Cast includes:
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield, Read Full BioHomely and hirsute Dwarvish crooners whose repertoire includes Trinklieder along with smooth laments of homeland dispossession. Think "Gregorian Monks of Middle Earth" during Oktoberfest. Their performance may currently be seen on Blue Ray DVD and heard on Decca Records. They have no future plans to perform live, but have reprized their roles in The Desolation of Smaug and The Battle of Five Armies.
Cast includes:
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield,
Dean O'Gorman as Kili,
Aidan Turner as Fili,
Stephen Hunter as Bombur,
James Nesbitt as Bofur,
William Kircher as Bifur,
Ken Stott as Balin,
Graham McTavish as Dwalin,
Mark Hadlow as Dori,
Jed Brophy as Nori,
Adam Brown as Ori,
John Callen as Oin,
& Peter Hambleton as Gloin
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Blunt the Knives
The Dwarf Cast Lyrics
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates
Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Contributed by Jayce W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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Dark Sev.
I now understand why I prefer Dwarfs over Elves.
Thib L. Est.
Dwarves are those big boys you cant help but like. Elves are those high-society pedants very much more bent on magecraft and litteracy than on the beauty of a mine and of brutish relationships
Sam A
Well, some people always want to be Larry, curly and moe instead of Clark Gable and will smith.
MYSTICK KITSUNE
Thats what bilbo bagins hates !
Eliza Row
Dark Sev. I’m the opposite
Em1989
After watching LOTR I used to love elves, especially Legolas but now, my loyalty is with the dwarved. Especially these 12, 13 when Thorin gets there
drstranqe
Everyone says that Ori is so polite, let's don't forget about Fili, who volunteered to take care Ori's plate. Ok, he almost knocked out Gandalf with it, but who needs wizards anyway
추민찬
@Diablos oh dear dear, do you believe those Rohan and Gondor's fake news? Open your eyes dude
Diablos
@추민찬 I mean yeah, but call me crazy, because I don't remember them selling out the rest of Middle-Earth.
추민찬
@Diablos No, he's most wise one and chairman of White council. How about those two blue guys? We can't even remember their names