The Falcon
The Falcon is a punk rock supergroup from Chicago. The band features The La… Read Full Bio ↴The Falcon is a punk rock supergroup from Chicago. The band features The Lawrence Arms members Brendan Kelly (guitar and vocals) and Neil Hennessy (drums), as well as Alkaline Trio's Dan Andriano (bass). Todd Mohney, former member of Rise Against, played guitar on the 2004 EP God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass With Broken Glass, but was unable to attend the recording session for the band's first full length, Unicornography, and his spot was temporarily filled in by Hennessy.

Kelly, the creative force behind the band, has said in interviews that the lineup would almost definitely change in order to tour successfully. Specifically, he cited Andriano's role in Alkaline Trio as making the bass player's availability for touring limited. According to the band's MySpace, the current lineup consists of Kelly, Hennessy, Eli Caterer (Smoking Popes), and Chris McCaughan (The Lawrence Arms).

The band has so far released one EP on Red Scare, God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass With Broken Glass. Released in 2004, it has a unique trait in that all the songs, as well as EP itself, have two different names. Unicornography, The Falcon's debut full-length, was released on September 26, 2006.
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The Falcon Lyrics


Blackout All the bottles and the ashes blanket the ground. The sluts…
Building the Even More Perfect Asshole Parade You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen to…
Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen…
Building the Perfect Asshole Parade or Scratching Off the Fleas You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen…
Dead Rose Take me down to the Elgin tracks and bring the…
Hasselhoff Cheeseburger Grapple down the scaffolding like Hasselhoff dismantling The…
I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep or The Routes We Wander Tonight, tonight the captain's dreams are bad Searching for…
If Dave Did It Bay area bitch His father's favorite son Watch him wrap his …
Little Triggers Ain't nothing worth watching on the TV today, And I can't…
Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs? It's the comedy of the tragedy that keeps me hanging…
R.L. Burnouts Inc Slit my throat from ear to ear And drink my blood…
Scratching Off the Fleas You turned off your fucking TV And you don't listen…
Sergio's Here I went to rehab for being too damn high With you…



The Angry Cry of the Angry Pie You want a piece of me? I'm like a razor blade I'm…
The Celebutard Chronicles She's got the biggest tits. He's got the longest dick. And…
The Fighter The Rube The Asshole Depressed and he sings about whiskey deranged and he's cover…
The La-Z-Boy 500 Let's sing a song about smoke and flames That burnt down…
The Longshoreman's Lament For some reason this greasy dead season's running circles ar…
The Routes We Wander Tonight the captains dreams are bad. Searching for a dim and…
The Skeleton Dance I'm outta drugs So I'm leaving. I can't listen to the babbli…
The Trash Shit eating grin Happening again Ugly boys on ugly trains do…
The Unicorn Odyssey The first time I saw you You worked selling hot dogs…
War of Colossus Keep on digging til you get to the bottom where…
When I Give the Signal Run! This road bubbles in the heat. Choppin' rocks, the only crac…
You Dumb Dildos Are you ever gonna let me die? Are you ever gonna…


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