The Lonely Island Lyrics

100th Digital Short Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts.…
2 Banditos Ooh, two banditos Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos Up …
3-Way Back in that ass Your mom says hi, JINX! Yeah, yeah, yeah,…
After Party After the club is the after party. After the party is…
Ardy Party Yo, yo I knew this cat named Ardy He wore sandals and…
Ashley Wednesday I landed in London At a quarter to noon So excited to…
Attracted To Us White girls! You are attracted to us! Black girls! You are a…
B00D7ZSEF8__04_-_Diaper_Money_(REVISED_Album_Version Lonely Island We been here for a minute now This some grow…
Bing Bong Bros You might like our penises. Hey girl, from over here your…
Boombox Imagine in your mind a posh country club The stuffy old…
Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas) Imagine in your mind, a posh country club The stuffy old…
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions Seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things…
D*** In A Box Hey, girl I got something real important to give you So just…



Diaper Money Lonely Island We been here for a minute now This some grow…
Dick in a Box Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just…
Donkey Roll The donkey roll was the shit, that's the reason why…
Dramatic Intro If you are under 30 and you're totally cool, then…
Dreamgirl Some dude once said that love is a many funny…
Equal Rights Discrimination It ain't right I'm not gay, but if I was, I…
Everything Is Awesome Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you're part o…
Finest Girl Finest girl I ever met in my whole life Want to…
Go Kindergarten Party people (party people) We have taken control of your mi…
Hot New Single What's up y'all? I got a hot new single coming and…
Hugs Hello? Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later? I'm so…
Hunter The Hungry Is Gon' Eat Yeah It's Hunter Stomping through the forest like a retarde…
I Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of New York Good morning, it…
I Don't Give a Honk Nowadays, everybody's using curse words Seems to me like it …
I F****d My Aunt Damn, I fucked my aunt I can't believe I fucked my…
I Just Had Sex Sometimes Something beautiful happens In this world Oh Akon…
I Run NY Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of New York Good morning, it…
I Think I Might Have Killed the President It all started last week when I went on a…
I Threw It On The Ground I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks…
I'm A Boat Feat. T-Pain Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go…
I'm A Hustler Well I'm a hustler, that's just what I do I'm always…
I'm a Weirdo I'm a weirdo, yeah I'm a weirdo People looking at me…
I'm On A Boat Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go…
I'm So Humble Watch out, watch out It's Conner! I've got it all and I'm…
Ibitha Dedicated to the people of Espanol There's a party tonight …
Im A Boat Feat. T-Pain Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go…
Im So Humble Watch out, watch out It's Conner! I've got it all and I'm…
Incredibad Now let's take a trip down memory lane Back to junior…
Incredible Thoughts Incredible thoughts Incredible minds I'm so overwhelmed How …
I’m So Humble Watch out, watch out It's Conner! I've got it all and I'm…
J*** In My Pants Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the…
Jack Sparrow Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh great, send him in Hey guys…
Japan Whoa! I can't believe we're in Japan! Look at all the lights…
Jizz in My Pants Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the…
Just 2 Guyz Hello, welcome to the party. Hi, I've never met you before.…
Ka-Blamo! (Goofy Laughter) Listen, listen! Here we go downtown (Ga…
Karate Guy One, two, thre I like to kick it I'm a karate guy Kiai,…
Lazy Sunday Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just…
Legalize It Oh yeah, oh yeah Words and truth One fine evening on the…
Let's Bash Well, "The Bash" started with myself and José Canseco Uh, we…
Like a Boss Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No …
Mama This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To…
Máma This one goes out From the bottom of our hearts To the…
Maximus Oh, Maximus You are the best of us Oh, my Maximus Oh, I…
Me Likey Dat When the girls blow us kisses (me likey dat) And when…
Meet the Crew Lonely Island, we got the whole family here Time to meet…
Mona Lisa What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all …
Mother Lover Oh dang. What is it dawg? I forgot it's Mothers Day. Didn't …
Motherlover Oh dang What is it dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day Didn't g…
My Mic Okay, My mic sounds nice check one My mic sounds nice chec…
Natalie We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. …
Natalie's Rap We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…
Natalie's Rap (feat. Natalie Portman Chris Parnell: We?re sitting here today with film star Natal…
Natalie's Rap feat. Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell We're here today with film star Natalie Portman Now, Natalie…
No Homo Hey man Hey, Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been…
No Homo Outro No, oh No homo! No, oh No homo! When you put your faith in…
Normal Guy Hey what's up man? Nothing much dude Hey, are you ready for…
Oakland Nights Step into my crib, everything smell like cool water And if…
Owen's Song Birds, wind and birds They fill my heart up with darkness…
Perfect Saturday Yeah This beat remind me of back in the day Sunshine chillin…
Punch You In the Jeans These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to…
Ras Trent Jah! Rastafarianism Yes I, Ras Trent Ba-da ding-ding-ding-…
Reba Oh! Its been a long time coming. Two of the worlds…
Rock Roll Skate Y'all ready for this? You're a motherfucking titty-sucking …
Rocky Here’s a little story that I think you’ll like It’s not…
Ronnie & Clyde Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay We at it again,…
Santana DVX What is that, crystal? (no!) Dom p? (hell no!) (this is that…
Sax Man Well it was the Sax Man from the state of…
Semicolon Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu My whole…
Should I Move? Decisions This was the hardest day of my life Should I stay…
Shrooms [Repeat: x4] I'm on shrooms! (Yay!) La la la I'm on shroom…
Shy Ronnie feat. Rihanna Yeah, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay We at it again,…
Sick Glenda Glenda I love you, you are my number-one pick But every…
Space Olympics Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet…
Spell It Out Yo! It's The Lonely Island We got our man Jorm Kiv's in…
Spring Break Anthem Alright spring breakers, you know what time it is I'm gonna…
Stork Patrol Stork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin S…
Sushi Glory Hole Sushi glory hole, imagine that Sushi glory hole, imagine th…
The Compliments Ladies, listen up this song is for you You know it's…
The Creep Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is The Creep When you're o…
The Golden Rule Back in that ass Your mom says hi, jinx! Yeah, yeah, yeah,…
The Old Saloon (No I'm being serious) Yo, Its the Wild Wild West You…
Things In My Jeep KidBrain Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers Dress sho…
Threw It on the Ground I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks…
Trouble on Dookie Island Yea let's do this Take a good look at me, you…
Turn Up The Beef Un poco picante Un poco picante Un poco picante Just a littl…
Turtleneck & Chain Turtle neck n' chain Turtle neck n' chain Turtle neck n' cha…
We Are a Crowd One! two! One two, one, two, three We are a crowd and…
We Like Sportz Hello? Hi, do you want to go to a party…
We Need Love We need love, not meaningless sex You've got a round butt?…
We'll Kill U Hey Hey, what's wrong? Come quick, some losers wanna fight u…
We're Back! Aye yo, new lonely island, two thousand eleven, Let's get 'e…
What Was That Beat What was that beat that we were messing with once…
Where Brooklyn At Yea, it's not as good as their first album but…
Who Said We're Wack Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the…
YOLO YOLO, you only live once The battle cry of a generation This…
YOLO (feat. Adam Levine Adam YOLO Andy YOLO, you only live once …
You've Got The Look (Yeah, oh yeah, you got the look) Girl you got the…