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Jizz in My Pants
The Lonely Island Lyrics


Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
Jizzed in my pants

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants

I went
Jizzed in my pants

OK seriously you guys can we, OK?

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

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Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Michael Forno, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg

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LYRICS :
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I

Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
And I

Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went to check
Jizzed in my pants
Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)



All comments from YouTube:

Dylan berry

This song has aged like a fine wine

Prakhil Dharma

So true

Tenn Penny

Spoiled milk*

Josh Toomey

Still fine

Mama Chef

I watch this EVERY Mother's Day! 😃😂

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God eLu

I listened to this, when I was 10 years old and couldnt understand english. This song was so fire and I always wondered what the song was about. Today I'm just sitting here and realise that my parents could speak english in that time...

nikhilsk86

@Space Jesus 😂😂

Frank Ferruccio

@Space Jesus same with my friend 😂 we would be blasting the most hardcore rap and his mom had no idea what it meant 😭

Sir Yak

me too! I listened to this when i was like 9 and my mom aproached me and said "SirYak, why do you like this song?" as she turned it off and I said something like "uh it sounds nice" and she said "ok, uhhh don't listen to it in public, most people don't like this type of music." I am so glad she did, because a week or so later I got to 'DJ' for my school's walkathon (A walkathon is where you walk a lot and you can get prizes. By DJ I mean I got to play a song I liked, and I probably would've chosen this one.) I think I ended up playing Smells Like Teen Spirit cuz it was one of my other favorite songs at the time.

Matt Sherman

😂😂😂

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