The Vandals
The Vandals are an American punk rock band formed in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California and currently recording for Kung Fu Records. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well-known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more "serious" issues. Read Full BioThe Vandals are an American punk rock band formed in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California and currently recording for Kung Fu Records. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well-known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more "serious" issues.
The band's lineup fluctuated significantly over their first nine years, though founding members Steven Ronald "Stevo" Jensen, guitarist Jan Nils Ackermann, and first consistent drummer Joe Escalante remained regular fixtures. Of the original members only Escalante has remained through all incarnations of the band. The current lineup of Escalante, Dave Quackenbush, Warren Fitzgerald, and Josh Freese has remained intact since 1990 and is considered by most fans to be far removed from the band's early 1980s incarnation. Since 2002 Escalante has released all of the band's albums through his Kung Fu Records label, with Fitzgerald generally producing.
The band's lineup fluctuated significantly over their first nine years, though founding members Steven Ronald "Stevo" Jensen, guitarist Jan Nils Ackermann, and first consistent drummer Joe Escalante remained regular fixtures. Of the original members only Escalante has remained through all incarnations of the band. The current lineup of Escalante, Dave Quackenbush, Warren Fitzgerald, and Josh Freese has remained intact since 1990 and is considered by most fans to be far removed from the band's early 1980s incarnation. Since 2002 Escalante has released all of the band's albums through his Kung Fu Records label, with Fitzgerald generally producing.
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My Girlfriend's Dead
by The Vandals
I once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriends dead I say its leukemia or sometimes bulemia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all she's dead I guess there's a part of me that lacks sympathy oh the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all she's dead [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you see its a total lie but its easier on me than having to admit that she likes someone else [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you know please change the subject, I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her I don't want to talk about her someone alwayss asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriends dead
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by The Vandals
I once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriends dead I say its leukemia or sometimes bulemia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all she's dead I guess there's a part of me that lacks sympathy oh the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so I tell them all she's dead [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you see its a total lie but its easier on me than having to admit that she likes someone else [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead you know please change the subject, I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her I don't want to talk about her someone alwayss asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriends dead
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Frank Sobotka
I played this song for my friend when he was near suicidal after his girlfriend dumped him. He was pissed, but he couldn't stay pissed since we both love the Vandals.
Ryan Parks
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I say it's leukemia
Or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead
I guess there's a part of me
That likes the sympathy
Or the looks on their faces when I tell them
How she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead
(My girlfriend's dead)
My girlfriend's dead you see
It's a total lie, but it's easier on me
Than having to admit that she likes someone else
(My girlfriend's dead)
My girlfriends dead you know
Please change the subject or I'm going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all she's dead
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I'd go
People would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead
Tori
I had this one best friend that everyone thought was my girlfriend cuz we were so close, and she got really pissed about that, so she started ruining my life. To get back at her, I played this song at school and pissed her off. Everyone knew why I chose it, and her reaction was fucking priceless.
Zach
such a good album name haha
Loren O’Berry
Hey my girlfriend’s dead you know! She fell off a cliff and died on impact!!!
-Happy Gilmore
MichaelD8393
Still one of the funniest songs ever!
Mikoi oipolloi
oi oi oi
Zac Tolan
She's Dead!
Gary Fischel
she's dead
Julian Rodriguez
my song man😢😢😢