The Vandals Lyrics

(But Then) She Spoke There she stood she was a vision a picture of perfection so …
(I'll Make You) Love Me This here's my last chance so it won't hurt to ask What…
01. People That Are Going To Hell Some people are bad and they don't give a damn What…
04 I Know Huh? I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday…
06 Power Mustache Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never…
08_the new you Now you say that you like me, but you don't…
12 Get In Line First you get in line. And then you're in the…
4.3.2.1.0.-1 Stop, pretending you're even having fun You just stand the…
43210-1 Stop, pretending you're even having fun You just stand ther…
7. Mohawk Town Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he…
A Gun For Christmas A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS the Vandals families lock their door…
Aging Orange I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good…
Airstream Driving in our airstream - we're a band on the…



Allah Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! I studied carefully, And I do …
An Idea For A Movie I got an idea for a movie, and it goes…
Anarchy Burger Anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the…
And Idea For A Movie I got an idea for a movie, and it goes…
And Now We Dance Drowning in this toilet Of shit they call life Work like…
Anti Always speak my mind The truth is what I say I shout…
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland Taking…
Appreciate My Honesty I used to take you out nearly every night Acting interested…
Atrocity It has occured to me the reason fro my apathy, you…
Be A Good Robot Acquiesce to the plea. The decree is clear and binding. It's…
Behind The Music Well we finished up the record And we think that it's…
Big Bro vs. Johnny Sako Big brother, he is a watching - watching me and…
Birthday Bash House all to myself It was my birthday present But…
But Then She Spoke There she stood She was a vision a picture of perfection S…
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S (Originally by The Yobs) "c" is for your little clit when…
C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S "C" is for your little clit when I go down…
Cafe 405 Watching her at the mall She don't know me at…
Canine Euthanasia I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were the best pal in…
Canine Euthenasia I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best…
Change My Pants I Don't want to change my pants Not gonna change my…
Change the World with my Hockey Stick Gonna change the world With my hockey stick Gonna make a r…
China Town Kung Fu Movies Always showing we are going to China…
Choosing Your Masters I think my TV's busted If not this country's dusted…
Christian or Canadian "Christian Or Canadian" It couldn't be worse. From chorus…
Christmas Time for My Penis I see you've been feeling down When I needed you, you've…
Clowns Are Experts Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved…
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Clowns are neato clowns are fun, Clowns are loved by…
Come Out Fighting Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do When…
Complain Some people must have. Some people have not. But they'll com…
Crippled & Blind Look at me now cause I can't You stole my…
Crippled And Blind Look at me now cause I can't You stole my…
Desert Woman A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A…
Designed By Satan Talking board-misunderstood. What looked good on paper even…
Dig a Hole It's a sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime, "Let…
Disproportioned Head If my body was twice the size it was Then…
Don't Make Me Get My Fat Lazy Ass Off This Couch I know it's not my fault I've been held back Under…
Don't Stop me Now Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel…
Elvis Decanter Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it…
Euro-Barge Here in America, Respect your fellow man Some foreign cultur…
F'd Up Girl I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced - but…
F'ed Up Girl I′m well aware that you are chemically imbalanced But i'm th…
Failure is the Best Revenge For all those who've failed you will have your day and you'l…
Flowers Are Pretty Children are lovely before they get ugly, And learn to…
Fourteen I've watched you grow For all these years And shamefully…
Gator Hide Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their S…
Get a Room Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.…
Get in Line First you get in line. And then you're in the…
Girls Turn 18 Every Day Judy hates me, Stepped on her cat I hate Judy,…
GO I think I got a plan, We're gonna make a…
Good Robot Acquiesce to the plea. The decree is clear and binding. It's…
Goop All Over The Phone He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin'…
Grandpa's Last Xmas Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming…
H.B. Hotel Ever Since my baby left me I found a new place…
Hang Myself From The Tree Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst -…
Happy Birthday to Me It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck…
Hapy Birthday To Me It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck…
Here I Am Lord I, the Lord of sea and sky I have heard my…
Hey Holmes! Hey, homes, don't front my set hey, homes, don't front my…
Hey Homes! Hey, Homes, don't front my set Hey, Homes, don't front…
How I know it's just a figure of speech - but…
How They Getcha Deception they lie and propaganda-ize. They prey on weaknes…
Hungry for You Hey baby - where you going tonight? - And are…
I I believe the children are the future, - teach them…
I am Crushed (Chorus) Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated. And contempl…
I Believe I believe the children are the future Teach them well and…
I Can't Wait Well I know it's gonna happen So I wait for…
I Don't Believe In Santa Claus I don't believe in santa clause- his corporate image forced…
I Don't Wanna LIVE I Don't want to change my pants Not gonna change my…
I Guess I'll Take You Back The reason that I'm calling you is to let you…
I Had a Date I saw a girl and she drove me wild She looked…
I Know I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday…
I Know Huh I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday…
I Know. Huh I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday…
I'm a Fly Help me! Help me! I'm a fly! I'm a fly! Help me!…
I'm Becoming You It's not enough to say you're mine It still seems…
I'm The Boss Of Me I won't do it You can't fucking make me do…
I've Got A Date Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy…
If the Government Could Read My Mind Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see about…
Intro I don't think it's a big deal I'm not your biggest…
It's a Fact You know when your sure That no one gives a crap, Your…
It’s a Fact You know when your sure That no one gives a crap, Your…
Jackass You're on tour, I'm alone Wonder just what you did with…
Johnny Twobags Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him…
Join Us For Pong It's the gay nineties and You can't watch nothin' good…
Jonny Two Bags Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him…
Judy Is a Punk [Originally by Ramones] Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt The…
Kick It I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at…
Kick Me Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece…
Kill My Tenant No respect for a land-holding man Only scum who pay…
Kokomo Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you Bermuda, Bahama come on…
Lady Killa Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool Went dow…
Lady Killer Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool Went do…
Let the Bad Times Roll For all those that are feeling Way too fed up…
Little Weirdo The little weirdo down the street Says he's making a…
Little Wierdo The little weirdo down the street Saic he's making a…
Live Fast Diarrhea Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and…
Long Hair Queen Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those…
Long Haired Lover I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool, and I'll do…
Lord Of Dance A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications f…
Lord of the Dance A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications …
Manimal I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to…
Marry Me Young girl says to her mom, "How did you know…
Master Race One two three four - master race in outer space…
Master Race in Outer Space One two three four Master race in outer space They…
Mohawk Town Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he…
Money Well I know you been working most nights And I…
Money's Not An Issue Well I know you been working most nights And I…
Moving Up Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own…
Mustache Power Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never…
My Brain Tells My Body Every time I see her sweet face Makes me want…
My Brother Is Gay Christmas 1994, not like the year before. We didn't want…
My First Christmas I see you've been feeling down When I needed you, you've…
My Girldfriends Dead I once had a girlfriend but then one day she…
My Neck I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check. I'm a gonna…
My Special Moment This is my special moment Don't question me or disagree I…
N I M B Y The city council met last night the vote was one…
Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday This is going to be the best Christmas ever. -…
oi The World Haji was a punk just like any other boy And he…
Oi! To the World Haji was a punk just like any other boy And he…
Ok Hey buddy how you doin' today? Thanks a lot buddy…
People That Are Going To Hell Some people are bad and they don't give a damn What…
Phone Machine "Hello, no one can get To the phone right now…
Pirate's Life Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell -…
Pizza Tran Medium cheese, She's glad to take my order Long long…
Play That Country Tuba Cowboy Play that country tuba, cowboy. Play that country tuba, cowb…
Power Mustache Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate Never…
Rico I live in the land of the freeways - Home…
S.W.M. I'm kinda desperate. You might have sensed it From the tone …
San Berdu Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And…
She Spoke There she stood She was a vision a picture of perfection So…
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to…
Slap of Love Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes -…
Small Wonder You know, Vicky, that I love you You are programmed…
So Long There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in…
Soccer Mom Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right…
Sorry Mom And Dad Well, you came into this world Naked, screaming and covered…
Soup of the Day Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. Stain in your…
Stop Smiling Happy robots say "life is fine" - they're the ones…
Summer Lovin' Summer lovin' had me a blast Summer lovin' happened so…
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of…
Susanville With 800 pounds on 18 wheels After 800 miles you know…
Take it Back Let's go to the place where The food is really…
Tastes Like Chicken First I think of myself - then I know some…
Teenage Idol [Chorus:] Some people call me a teenage idol, Say they env…
Thanx for Nothing Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,…
That's My Girl I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll…
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died Birds in the air Never chirped the same Slobs in bowling…
The Legend of Pat Brown Pat Brown Tried to run the cops down Pat Brown Ran 'em into…
The Master Race In Outer Space One two three four - master race in outer space…
The New You Now you say that you like me, but you don't…
The Rodge All you people gather 'round And get together No more…
The Unseen Tears of the Albacore When Humanity creates a hierarchy Placing blowholes above a…
TheRodge All you people gather 'round And get together No more…
To All the Kids To all the kids with Headgear and braces and freckly faces…
Too Much Drama Hot step moms and surrogate dads It breaks my heart to…
Unseen Tears of the Albacore When Humanity creates a hierarchy Placing blowholes above a…
Urban Struggle I want to be a Cowboy - I got to…
Viking Suit Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your…
Wanna Be Manor You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended…
We'll All Get Laid Well. it's a great big world That's filled with disappoint…
What About Me Now the birds in the trees Are deformed and diseased…
Where's Your Dignity Buck up, little man, you fucked up But you can't…
Why Are You Alive? So you managed to get born But since then it's been…
Xmas Time for My I see you've been feeling down When I needed you, you've…
You Now you say that you like me, but you don't…
you lied to me I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at…
You're no the boss of me I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at…
You're Not The Boss Of Me I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at…
You're Not The Boss Of Mу I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at…