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The Size Of A Cow
The Wonder Stuff Lyrics


Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
And only believe the things you see that are written on the page
How easy would it be home in time for tea
And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow
The size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow
The size of a cow

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: MALCOLM ROY TREECE, MARTIN BELL, MARTIN RICHARD GILKS, MILES STEPHEN HUNT, PAUL CLIFFORD, ROBERT JONES

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TheAlistairDick

One of the best British pop songs ever written

Matt Colley

👍👍🙂🙂

Generic White Bitch

This song is almost guaranteed to invoke a full on crazy summer memories montage every time you hear it.

R. Thomas Jason

Reminds me a lot of Cardiacs videos.
Too cute in tartan!! X
was on emmadle farm douring milking lol
Great song to dance too
Too cute in tartan!! X

Nasser Mansour

Liked this tune when it came out.
Reminds me a lot of Cardiacs videos.
Liked this tune when it came out.
Too cute in tartan!! X

Jack M. Turney

Liked this tune when it came out.
Great pop song still being played in my house... Nov  2019.Sounds like music that is FUN!!!!!!
Great pop song still being played in my house... Nov  2019.Sounds like music that is FUN!!!!!!

Mildred Havens

Great pop song still being played in my house... Nov  2019.Sounds like music that is FUN!!!!!!
was on emmadle farm douring milking lol
Great song to dance too

Stacey B. Hauk

Liked this tune when it came out.
Reminds me a lot of Cardiacs videos.
One of the best British pop songs ever written
One of the best British pop songs ever written

Sherice Garcia

Liked this tune when it came out.
Too cute in tartan!! X
Liked this tune when it came out.
Reminds me a lot of Cardiacs videos.

Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me

Great pop song still being played in my house... Nov 2019. Sounds like music that is FUN!!!
Was on emmadle farm douring milking lol!
Too cute in tartan!! X

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