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The Size Of A Cow
The Wonder Stuff Lyrics


Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're not looking forward?
Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
And only believe the things you see that are written on the page
How easy would it be home in time for tea
And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow
The size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
And these should be the best days of my life

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow

Damn blast, look at my past
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
The size of a cow
The size of a cow

Lyrics Β© Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: MALCOLM ROY TREECE, MARTIN BELL, MARTIN RICHARD GILKS, MILES STEPHEN HUNT, PAUL CLIFFORD, ROBERT JONES

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Patrick Stocks

Don’t you think πŸ€” it’s funny πŸ˜„ that nothings what it seems
When you’re not looking forward?
Me, I’d like πŸ‘πŸ» to think πŸ€” life is like πŸ‘πŸ» a drink πŸ₯ƒ
And I’m hoping that it tastes like πŸ‘πŸ» bourbon πŸ₯ƒ

You know that I’ve been drunk 😡 a 1,000 times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it’s not what I thought πŸ’­ it was

Damn blast πŸ’₯ look at my past
I’m ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow 🀩 look at me now
I’m building up my problems to the size of a cow πŸ„
The size of a cow πŸ„

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
And only believe the things you see that are written on the page πŸ“„
How easy would it be home 🏑 in time for tea 🍡
And stop πŸ›‘ feeling like a sailboat ⛡️ rocking on the sea 🌊

You know that it’s been sunk a 1,000 times
And these should be the best days of my life
Life, it’s not what I thought πŸ’­ it was

Damn blast πŸ’₯ look at my past
I’m ripping up my feet over broken 😞 glass
I said, Oh wow, look at me now
I’m building up my problems to the size of a cow πŸ„
The size of a cow πŸ„
The size of a cow πŸ„

You know that I’ve been drunk 😡 a 1,000 times
And these should be the best days of my life

Damn blast πŸ’₯ look πŸ‘€ at my past
I’m ripping up my feet 🦢 over broken glass
I said, Oh wow 🀩 look at me now
I’m building up my problems to the size of a cow πŸ„
The size of a cow πŸ„

Damn blast πŸ’₯ look at my past
I’m ripping up my feet over broken glass
I said, Oh wow 🀩 look at me now
The size of a cow πŸ„
The size of a cow πŸ„



All comments from YouTube:

Generic White Bitch

This song is almost guaranteed to invoke a full on crazy summer memories montage every time you hear it.

DayneR Potter

Yes for sure, I was 11 πŸ‘

Chris Wagg

One of the best bands ever...still gigging, get out and see them when all this COVID crap is over...you won't be disappointed!!

Dudley Joseph

Saw them last night in Cardiff. Didn't disappoint!

TheAlistairDick

One of the best British pop songs ever written

Aiden Horton

I hate this song I’m only here to try and get it out of my head

candy kane

Whaaaaaat???? You obviously aint heard many songs.

Pam Kane

Agree

MR MISTER

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

aanun kitch

Great song invoking even better memories. I know I've turned into my dad, but happened to music. πŸ˜‚

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