Tim Hawkins Lyrics

3rd Wheel My girlfriend dumped my five days ago you're my favorite cou…
A Whiff Of Kansas I close my eyes, tryin to get some shut-eye on…
Cletus Take the Reel I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi…
Colonoscopy You have some lovely children And a lovely wife You have a…
Corporate Praise / Anti-Butter Song Ford, I lift Your name on high Ford, I love to…
Homeschool Blues They′re doin it in Paris they're doin it in Rome. People…
Honey Do List It's early this mornin I get out of bed Throw on…
I Don't Drink Beer When I'm out driving in my car I like to…
I'm a Christian I'm not the same Was ready for a change Everyday. My life wa…
I'm Bored My baby sister put a pancake in the VCR The battery…
Irritating (Spoken:) "Uh-huh" "Goes like this" "Uh-huh" "That's just…
Just the Way You Are You went changin' to try and please me You changed the…
Major Tomtom Major Tim to Tomtom We're on a trip to see my…



Old White Man black socks, no shoes chugging cans of Mountain Dew t-shirt,…
Pretty Pink Tractor Well my ol' John Deere finally broke down, Used it ev'ry…
Shave Take out all your trimming scissors every little skincare pr…
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Stalker I've been watchin you for a long, long time And you…
Study Your Wife im just so blessed man I just love, I love being…
Subway Yeah You won't talk to me And you won't go out with…
Taco Bell If you're reading this. Send help. I have been trapped…
The Government Can (Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you Anythin…
Things You Don't Say to Your Wife Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That…
Twinkie you should take me seriously even though I'm soft and little…