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Sweet Transvestite
Tom Hewitt Lyrics

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

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Harley Ryder

Cool ad lib when after "antici--", and the crowd said "SAY IT!", he said "MMM, Beg me."


I saw this production with Tom Hewitt in 2000 he was Brilliant as Frankenfurter  in Which he was nominated for a Tony Award for his performance for best actor in a Musical in which he should have won case closed !

Jack Moody

idris1130 Yes, Tom did deserve a Tony for Rocky Horror, but to be fair, Nathan Lane deserved one for The Producers. It was just bad luck that they were nominated the same year

Vicente Hizon

I like Tom’s addition of using a little more manic for Frank-N-Furter.

Aliisan Tetik

Oddly Enough Tom Hewitt Is My Favorite Frank n Furter Next To Tim Curry

carol hanlon

I saw both Tom and Terrence in this revival and,while different,I really enjoyed both equally. However,Tim still takes the cake!

Nick Lopez

Aliisan Tetik Personally, I thought his replacement, Terrence Mann, was better for the role of Frank

Jakob Innes

ummm... have you even seen Terrence man's version?

Jam Hilferty

One of the best eva Dr Frank n Furters! I saw him live along with the stellar cast including Riff Raff's amazing Raul Esparza. I think there really should be 500,000 likes on this video clip of Mr. Hewitt - he brought so much to this role - a real glory!

Nick Lopez

Jam Hilferty I'm just gonna say this: Tim Curry will forever be the best Frank N. Furter, but Tom Hewitt definitely added his own flavor to the role and gave more eccentricity to the character itself

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