Too $hort Lyrics

$hort Dog's in the House Moving up, East Oakland, yeah, that's right Moving up, East …
01 Life Is...Too Short I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty…
06 Don't Fight The Feelin' Say hoe Yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to…
19999 19,999 bitches, bitches I fuck 19,999 bitches I'm on you, Wi…
2 Bitches [Chorus] Pimp niggas don't pay a dime, I'm fuckin' 2 bitche…
A Pimp's Theme Music I'm your pimp! Yeah, $hort Dawg in the house (I wear my…
About That Money (Puffy) Yo Short man I was with this chick last night She…
Ain You want me to say I do? I L-O-V-E Y-O-U You love…
Ain't Gone Do It (ProHoeZak Music) I can call her a bitch (bitch) But I ain'…
Ain't My Girlfriend (Drumma Boy) Montana, $hort what's happenin'? Dolla $ign, wo…
Ain't No Bitches [Chorus] Ain't no bitches like the ones I got All top notche…
Ain't Nothin but a Word to Me Too Short: Now take my bitch She won't complain about shit …
Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit Because sh…



Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin' Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother fucking shi…
All About It Girl he got shmoney She all about her shmoney, she don't…
All For Love [Intro] I give a little... I take a little I give a…
All My Bitches Are Gone I used to have a lot of bitches Straight down for…
All The Time All the time, gettin mine, that's why I'm pimpin That's why…
Analyze The Game Why, why she hoein man? Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin?…
Anything is Possible [Too $hort] Album number 12 Short Dogg still in the house I …
At The Studio [Quint Black] Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, rapp…
Baby D Eh yo Baby D, get yo lil ass over here…
Back Back [12 seconds of background conversation to start] [Too $ho…
Bad Ways Ha-ha-ha it's goin down like this ma-fucker! Is the shit go…
Ball Like Me Too $hort, MC Rap like me, you'll go straight to the…
Baller [David] Ha hahaha! I ain't gotta say much... $hort, YEAH! [$…
Be My Dirty Love I'm high profile, but you can't see me hoe Got limosine…
Better Player Mr DJ, can I make a request Puwede ba 'yung love…
Bitch Sucks Dick Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap (echo) I'm…
Blow Job Betty Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin'…
Blow the Whistle I go on and on Can't understand how I last so…
Blowjob Betty Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin'…
Boss Ladies and gentlemen You are now tuned in to the very…
Bossy Ayo You don't have to love me You don't even…
break a bitch Are you a pimp or a trick, nigga? Are you a…
Broke Bitch [Too $hort] Whassup baby? Damn like that? Can't even speak? …
Burn Rubber Inside beotch Yeah you know about that, real players The rea…
Burn Rubber Part 2 Put the pedal to the metal, go Let's ride this motherfucker …
Burn Rubber Pt. 2 Put the pedal to the metal, go Let's ride this motherf*** Le…
Buy U Some 2 Verse One: Erick Sermon Whoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh…
Buy You Some Verse One: Erick Sermon Whoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh…
Cali-O This hit ain't no joke, Oh no don't ya know, don't…
California Girls Man, I need to get me one of those Long hair…
Call Her a Bitch [Too $hort] One thing's for sure... You will get called a bi…
Call It Gangster [Petey Pablo] I was so glad, when they said unto me Let…
Call Me Yeah baby you know what's up Trying to get this money…
Call Me Daddy Hello? It's Too Short baby wassup Hhmmm mmmm, you tell me Sh…
Can I Get a **** Its been a long time kickin' this and everybody knows…
Can I Hit It She's a bitch! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted Sup…
Can't Stay Away Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you …
Candy Paint [Too Short] You know we ridin', yeah we ridin' I got my…
Chase The Cat Why.. Why.. I'm a junkie, lookin through my book I can't be…
Check Yourself [ D-Nice ] You know, $hort A lotta people out there want to…
Checking My Hoes [Intro/Chorus: Jazze Pha] Hoes, hoes Just checking my Hoe…
Choosin (Jazze Pha) Ladies and gentlemen (Whoa) I'd like to introd…
City of Dope City of Dope, I call it Oak Can't be broke, selling…
Cocktales H-E-A-D, All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that P You'r…
Coke Dealers [ verse 1 ] Now.. I come from the Oakland town Task…
Coming Up $hort [Repeat: x2] (Bitch!) Bitches keep comin up $hort Fuckin'…
Cootie Cootie Coo [E-40 + girl] [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo! [girl]…
CussWords So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style? -…
Dance Fuck it right, boy You know I like it when you Fuck…
Dead Or Alive I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead Walked…
Domestic Violence E-40] It be her friends nigga that's who It be your bitch…
Don't **** For Free Yeah, you know We in the house This the last motherfuckin'…
Don't Act Like That [Lady humming] Why you wanna treat me [Lady humming] [T…
Don't Even Stop 8BSpace, Age-in baby TSRight right right right 8BOne time TS…
Don't Ever Give Up [Too $hort] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this…
Don't Ever Stop I'm the young emcee that don't rap too long Everytime I…
Don't Fight The Feelin' Say hoe Yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to…
Don't Fuck For Free Yeah, you know We in the house This the last motherfuckin' s…
Don't Hate the Player [Too $hort] Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game Don't…
Don't Stop Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don'…
Don't Stop Rappin' 8BSpace, Age-in baby TSRight right right right 8BOne time TS…
Don't Trust Her [Badwayz] Yeah, don't trust her Don't trust yo' nigga Yea…
Dope Fiend Beat Bitch, funky fresh from Oakland, California Dangerous Music …
Double Header [Featuring: Wallpaper] [Intro] Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dub…
Every Time From the day we met up until we met right…
Fed Up [Intro/Chorus] When a player's pissed There ain't nuttin s…
Female Funk [$hort] Short there baby what's that axe I never saw a gir…
Female Players Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun Get 'em all…
Fire [Erick Sermon] Where my money at ho.. Where my money at yo..…
Freaky Tales These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales…
From Here to New York How many rhymes does it take to reach from here…
Fuck Faces Man I met this chick so fine So bad She made…
Fuck My Car Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin I know it's my…
Funk Session Shock g: The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begi…
G-2000 What y'all know about this shit man, okay Yeah (niggaz desp…
Game Freddy B! Whats up $hort? Hey, ya know they been waitin' on…
Gangstas & Strippers I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I…
Gangsters & Strippers I got to get a bitch and get my dick…
Get In Where You Fit In What happened to that other rapper y'all used to fuck…
Get It Put the talk on the beginnin' right now, alright And then…
Get off the Stage [Too Short] I'm tryin' to do a show, I don't even…
Get That Cheese It's payday, get that cheese You gotta get that cheese Just …
gettin it That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house It…
Ghetto In the ghetto You think life is hard Food stamps and tore…
Girl Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16…
Give It Up [Too $hort] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this…
Giving Up the Funk (feat. Ant Banks, MC Breed) [MC Breed:] Hell yeah We got …
Go Short Dog Moving up, East Oakland, yeah, that's right Moving up, East …
Good Life Yeah, we balling baby (As we proceed to give you what…
Gotta Get Some Lovin' Chorus: Gotta get some lovin' (repeated) Too $hort: Gotta g…
Hard on a Bitch "Something like this" "Pimpin ain't.. pimpin ain't dead.." …
Hard On The Boulevard Sunshine, convertable tops You call 'em rags, we call 'em dr…
Here We Go featuring Jay Z Jermaine Dupri Chorus: Jermaine Dupri We t…
Hey Nasty bee-yatch Let's go niggaz don't know what to deal a…
Hobo Hoeing Damn Can't believe these hoes out here, givin' away the puss…
Hoes You see some people like to play the dating game Meet…
Hog Ridin Hog ridin', hog ridin' Hog ridin', hog ridin' Yeah, this how…
Hoochie Yeah, you know, it's like, I rap I got two platinum…
How Does It Feel [Chorus] How does it feel when ya livin' like that, and…
I Ain't Nothin' But A Dog I've been a dog ever since I was young I saw…
I Ain't Trippin' I was told not long ago Too $hort don't stop that…
I Am A Player I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass I'm a…
I Don't Stop Rappin' 8BSpace, Age-in baby TSRight right right right 8BOne time TS…
i got shit to do Are you a pimp or a trick, nigga? Are you a…
I Like It I hope you wanna do the same thing I wanna…
I Like It Feat. Dolla Will She's a bitch! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted Sup…
I love You now done seen A lot of things coming up The game…
I Luv She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that Super…
I Luv ft. trick daddy scarface daz I luv, I luv, I luv it, I luv it,…
I Must Confess Girl I must confess, your love is the best, Cause all…
I Need a Freak In these times, of hate and pain We need a remedy,…
I Wanna Do It [Too $hort] I wanna do it I wanna do it I wanna…
I Wanna Pimp You Hoe I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe) I'm the only…
I Want That You think Oakland California is a city of punks It only…
I Want to Be Free You think Oakland, California, is a city of punks It only…
I Want Your Girl ft. E-40 Dolla Will & Mistah F.A.B I want your girl, she's so damn fine She's sexier and…
I Want Your Girl ft. E-40 Dolla Will & Mistah F.A.B. I want your girl, she's so damn fine She's sexier and…
I'm a Pimp [50 Cent] Nigga I need money to maintain, hustlin ain't a…
I'm A Player I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass I'm a…
I'm a Stop I'mma stop putting my thing up in ya Bitch if ya…
I'm Aa Player I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass I'm a…
I'm Gone [Intro] This ain't nuttin new I've been doin this shit bit…
I'm Pimpin' {*sample in background: "Sir Too $hort"*} Ay... bitch! ..…
I'm wit It She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that Super…
In Tha Oaktown You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-K I…
In the Studio (Quint Black) Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, ra…
In the Trunk It's on Where they at, where they at, where they at I…
International Player [Intro] (Todd) Whassup? (Who are all these girls with you?…
Intro Say, hoe, yeah! you, Can I ask you a question? Can you…
Intro: Shorty The Pimp Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hat He drives…
Invasion of the Flat Bootie Bitches Too Short] Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a…
It Ain't Over (ProHoeZak Music) I can call her a bitch (bitch) But I ain'…
It Don't Stop Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don'…
It Might Sound Crazy [Featuring Too $hort] [Daz] Man Soopafly how you…
It's About That Money (Puffy) Yo Short man I was with this chick last night She…
It's All Good "Man, this bitch blowing my beeper up" Ready to put a…
It's Time To Go The lights are on, the club is closed You don't wanna…
It's Your Life [Chorus:] It's your life, don't be stupid dope, 'Cause when …
Just Another Day I woke up one day in Vacaville Round the corner from…
Just Keep Fuckin Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit,…
Just Like Dope It's that high The pussy's just like dope It's that dope …
Keep Bouncin' - Keep Ke Keep Ke Keep Keep Keep bouncing Keep Keep bouncing K…
Keep Fuckin' Me Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit,…
Keep It Real Hoe Ayyy, motherfucker.., Yo, Funk Doc, my man Musiq, check it…
Late Night Creep (Too Short) I, I only see em' on the late night…
Leave It Alone unknown voice) Uh yeah Dangerous Crew In the year 1995, Todd…
Let My Nuts Go [Too $hort] You couldn't be a better playa than me Even if…
Life Is ... Too Short I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty…
Life Is 2009 Yeah, see I remember, how it all began I used to…
LIFE IS TOO SHORT I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty…
Life Is...Too Short I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty…
Lil' Shorty [Intro] Don't act like that Whassup wit you? Whassup? Tha…
Little Girls Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16…
LOLLYPOPS Tell a nigga... telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfuck…
Longevity Ah yeah Scarface Short Dog Yeah Longevity Fake niggas A…
Looking For A Baller We, roll dubs Ball, in clubs Dimes, no scrubs If you're look…
Loyal Young Mula, baby (let me see) Haha You thought it was over? …
Mack Attack It's a mack attack, coming from way back My name is…
Maggot Brain [Intro] Beitch! Short Short I'm from The Town [Too $ho…
Married to the Game Bitch I'm married I'm married, married to the game I'm marr…
May Sound Crazy [Featuring Too $hort] [Daz] Man Soopafly how you…
Money in the Ghetto In the ghetto You think life is hard Food stamps and tore…
Money Maker I love to see you dance, do it your way Shake…
Money On the Floor I said hey lil' mama, what's the deal? Talk to me,…
More Freaky Tales BEYOTCH! Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pim…
Nasty Rhymes Too $hort why you say those nasty words? Too $hort why…
Nation Riders I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab…
Nation Riders Anthem I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab…
Never Talk Down You see you never talk down on a player I spray…
No Love From Oakland Ain't no love in Oakland, bitch Niggas always talkin bout '…
Nobody Does It Better Funky fresh on the microphone Too $hort Too $hort [ VERSE …
Nothing Feels Better Ladies and gentlemen, you are now tuned into the best $hort…
Oakland Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown) Oakla…
Oakland California Send* corrections to the typist (3x)oakland california, Oak…
Oakland Style Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby $hort Dog's…
old school Old school, I'm from the old school Old school, I'm from…
Only the Strong Survive Yeah man.. It's goin down bitch Motherfuckers can't be weak …
Outro Yeah that's right baby You rolling to the sounds of Too…
Partytime Party time It's party time Without a doubt I'm coming back …
Paula & Janet Bitch! That's a trademark I was at my house not doing…
Paystyle Aw hell nah nigga We ain't doin' no freestyles Don't even kn…
Pimp Life I chose to live this life, I be stickin this…
Pimp Me So what are you sayin Todd? So what are you sayin…
Pimp Sh*t Intro: Kokane (Too $hort) Too Sheezy, (whats up main?) Play…
Pimp Shit Too Sheezy, (whats up main?) Playa (for life baby) You got t…
Pimp The Ho Pimp the ho Pimp that ho It's like Too $hort raps been…
Pimpandho.com It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on…
Pimpin Forever Somebody say, say A lemme hear you say, say, say Your daddy…
pimpin' forever Somebody say, say A lemme hear you say, say, say Your da…
Pimpin' Inc [Shanelle] It's pimpin, it's pimpin, it's pimp incorporated…
Pimping Forever [Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A le…
Pimpology All we want is the money I keep em' bro. Wake…
Playa [Chorus] He got money, he got G's And the finest H-O-E's Lav…
Playboy $hort Alright. Bitch! Funky muthafuckin' fresh Some of that '93 o…
Playboy $hort II I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass I'm a…
Player Card [Intro] Nah baby I don't think I wanna be a player no…
Player For Life [repeat 3X] Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a…
Players T.W.D.Y. - Player's Holiday F/ Mac Mall & Too Short [Too $h…
Players Holiday-Feat Mac Dre What? You say what? The president did what? Ah man,…
Porno Bitch [Chorus 4X:] I need a porno bitch (be-beitch) a freaky porn…
Punk Bitch Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes Fak…
Quit Hatin' [Lil' Jon] Yea, yea, e-YEAHHHH! O-kayyyyyy - what, what? wha…
Quit Hatin' Pt. 1 What, what? Wha', what, what? Lil' Jon and the motherfuckin…
Rap Like Me Too $hort, MC Rap like me, you'll go straight to the…
Recognize Game Well alright. Spice 1 in the hiddouse (and Short Dawgs…
Recognize Game featuring Chyna Well alright. Spice 1 in the hiddouse (and Short Dawgs…
Respect the Pimpin Ooh, respect the pimpin' Ooh, respect the pimpin' I'll neve…
Rhymes without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't…
Sadity [Intro: Daz ($hort)] Uhh, yeah This for all them girls that …
Sample The Funk Sup? Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch! And it don't sto…
Set Up One.. two.. one, two, three, four First we got the crack …
Shake It Baby Shake it baby shake it baby Do that sexy dance girl Move…
Shake That Monkey Put a hump in your back and shake your rump…
She Know I know she know I ain't shit But I like the…
She Loves Her [Too $hort] Are you in heaven, or is it real life 'Cause…
She's a Bitch To the M-I prrrrrrrr, cat like a semi Nigga stole my…
Shittin' On 'Em [Too $hort] I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace…
Short but Funky Life is too short but now it's kind of funky I…
Short Dog "Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" (Repeat 4x) …
Short Dog's In The House Moving up, East Oakland, yeah, that's right Moving up, East …
short dogs in the house "Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" (Repeat 4x) …
Short Short Short, Short Short Dog, you so cold You'ze a player from co…
Shortrapp Short rap Repeat x2 Short rap, is everything It's what …
Slide Through I got a sack of that romulan And I'm ready to…
So Watcha Sayin' Too $hort talking: yo, 'sup, 'sup $hort Dawg is in …
So You Wanna Be A Gangster So you want to be a gangster, all that shit Smoke…
So You Wanna To Be A Gangster So you want to be a gangster, all that shit Smoke…
Something to Ride To [Ant Banks:] Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up I…
Sophisticated [Chorus] Sophisticated, educated That's what I get from you …
Step Daddy Step daddy, I know what you want I come through like…
Still Blowin' [Intro] Beitch! Yeah I still smoke Still blowin [Too $…
Still Strugglin' Intro: Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my mo…
Strippers She got the body of a goddess, everybody know that Super…
Sugar Daddy Feat. E-40 x Raphael Saadiq Gangster groove, gangster groove…
Survivin The Game Yeah Short Dawg in the house Survivin' the game man, it…
Take My Bitch Beyotch!!! That's the trademark Short Dog in the house An…
Take U Home [Chorus] You are my good looking grown with your sexy skirt…
Talkin' shit That's all I do is talk shit, no doubt Yeah I…
Tell The Feds [Intro:] And it don't stop to the beat, baby Funky Fresh on…
Thangs Change Simpty is for them simp ass niggas Talkin' lot, til I…
That's How It Goes Down You're thuggin and you love the streets Huggin the block, s…
that's right That's right... Right right right I know you love me, I'm li…
That's Why Yeah we gettin' real on this album y'all. You know…
Thats How It Goes Down You're thuggin and you love the streets Huggin the block, s…
thats why Yeah we gettin' real on this album y'all. You know…
The Bitch Sucks Dick Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap (echo) I'm…
The Dangerous Crew {Too $hort:} Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous... Get s…
The Game Taught Me She ain′t doing shit for a nigga that's broke But if…
The Ghetto In the ghetto You think life is hard Food stamps and tore…
The Hater Sorry, y'all, I ain't got no haters All I got is…
The Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Too Short] Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a…
The Old Fashioned Way [Intro is continued talking by "Pimpin' Ken"] What you rhyme…
These Are The Tales These are the tales These are the tales that I tell…
This How We Eat Definition, gangsta, hustla, you know We make money, we eat,…
This My One [E-40] Uhh! Where I stay they gotta temper they locks Get th…
Too $hort Beeotch! Talk about these hoes Big.. I got a bitch that suc…
Too Short I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty…
Top Down How freaky can you get to a long fat dick Hella…
Triple X [$hort:] Yeah we ridin... yea [Woman:] Short Dawg [$hort…
U Stank [George Clinton] The luscious bitch, she is true But it's …
Way Too Real [Too $hort] Way too real, Short Dog is just way too…
We Do This I do it like the best of the greatest, not…
We Want It [Too $hort] Do it again... We want it all (we want it)... …
What Happened To The Groupies [Intro: Captain Save-A-Hoe] Short, Short, what's up man, thi…
What She Gonna Do [Too $hort] It's just a little mo' game (ye-yeah ye-yeah) Yo…
What She Gonna Do? [Too $hort] It's just a little mo' game (ye-yeah ye-yeah) …
What The Fuck Too $hort – What The Fuck Too $hort – What The…
What's A Pimp Damn Sometimes we lose some good ones mayn why'know? They do…
What's A Pimp? Damn Sometimes we lose some good ones mayn why'know? They …
Where They At Where they at? Where they at? Where the hos at?…
Where They At? Where they at? Where they at? Where the hos at?…
Where They At? featuring Captain Save 'Em Hook: Where they at? Where they at? Where the hoes at?…
Wild Wild West Once upon a time there lived a man In a place…
You Can't Fuck With Us [Noreaga ad libs for the first 18 seconds] [Chorus 2X: Pe…
You Know What I Mean Mack attack, it's a mack attack coming from wayback My…
You Might Get G'eed You know it ain't over I said it back in '82 I'll…
You Nasty Biatch! You nasty, you nasty bitch That's what I said bitch …