Ventilador de Teto
Ventilador de Teto (Ceiling Fan) is a garage band from Rio de Janeiro that … Read Full Bio ↴Ventilador de Teto (Ceiling Fan) is a garage band from Rio de Janeiro that makes women's butt shake and their hearts melt. The band is composed by Marcos Gabriel Faria (that pretends he is Bob Dylan, but he just manages to be something like Jake Bugg) at the guitar and the vocals, Lucas Boldrini (that is a white man with dreads) on the drums, Victor Hugo Ramalho on the bass and Elvis Gomes at the vocals and the guitar.
The real truth about Elvis Gomes, the singer and front-man from the band, is that he is a straight-edge. Elvis is afraid of drugs and addicted to hair coulored girls with basic empathy skills, whom he thinks are his therapists — even though, surprisingly, he's the one studying Psychology. He manages his twitter page @vdtehfoda and has a great relantionship with his fans, giving support and receiving feedback from them daily. His fans support him back because of his "pau médio" (scientific portuguese term for average dick), which appears to be an issue in today's society, due the falocentrist system that makes men feel obligated to have huge genitalias.
Many people confuses the band's name with a repair store of ceiling fans. Unfortunately, this isn't the truth. Ventilador de Teto is only one of the greatest bands from Rio de Janeiro's local scene.
The real truth about Elvis Gomes, the singer and front-man from the band, is that he is a straight-edge. Elvis is afraid of drugs and addicted to hair coulored girls with basic empathy skills, whom he thinks are his therapists — even though, surprisingly, he's the one studying Psychology. He manages his twitter page @vdtehfoda and has a great relantionship with his fans, giving support and receiving feedback from them daily. His fans support him back because of his "pau médio" (scientific portuguese term for average dick), which appears to be an issue in today's society, due the falocentrist system that makes men feel obligated to have huge genitalias.
Many people confuses the band's name with a repair store of ceiling fans. Unfortunately, this isn't the truth. Ventilador de Teto is only one of the greatest bands from Rio de Janeiro's local scene.
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