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When You're Evil
Voltaire Lyrics


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Raymond Cortex

I'm the thumbtack on the floor,
I'm the wall corner between your toes,
I'm the doorknob that hits your elbow,
I'm the pain that's in your knee.

I do it all because I'm evil,
And I do it all for free,

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.



Gryphyn Danica13

Lyrics (correct me if I'm wrong!)

When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there
I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told
Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth
Your tears are all the company I need



I'm Here!

When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head

I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there
I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told
Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil

I'm lying though my teeth
Your tears are all the company I need

I COPIED FROM GOOGLE SO I CAN ENJOY THIS SONG MYSELF



SlacksV

I'm the dust on your screen
I'm the very cringy teen
I'm the dent on your car
I'm the one bad PC part

I'm the spoiled chocolate milk
I'm the rip that's on your silk
I'm the plague which compels
Holds the world tight and still



All comments from YouTube:

Magna1I7

Sounds like it needs to be a Disney villain song.

Rodimus Supreme

I’m thinking Hades.

retluoc

It really does sound like a Disney villain song. I'm surprised no one contacted him to use it.

Sylvia Dailey

@CrazyComic Guy I was thinking of the same thing. There is another Nostalgia Critic video about the top villain songs. The video had the song "I sing death death devil devil devil evil evil evil songs. And I know that is how I got along".

Eric Weber

but sure lets say its a stan lee production.

Eric Weber

no, typically gets played before people torture others.

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kiyo-chan

Fun fact: Voltaire gave permission to Maxwell Atoms to use this song for Billy and Mandy, but Maxwell asked him to write an original song for the show instead, and that's how "Brains" was born and used.

Skullton

He also sang "In the land of the dead" for them as well.

Andrew Grace

That was a great episode and song

J

And I'm so glad he did because Brains slaps

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